Austin Asinine
@austinasinine.bsky.social
How do ya like that for a slice of fried gold?
Let's Go Red Sox
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Some wisdom courtesy of Doug Stanhope, "Rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and cheering for the house"
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Some wisdom courtesy of Doug Stanhope, "Rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and cheering for the house"
September 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Let's Go Red Sox
👏👏👏👏
Some wisdom courtesy of Doug Stanhope, "Rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and cheering for the house"
👏👏👏👏
Some wisdom courtesy of Doug Stanhope, "Rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and cheering for the house"
Wood ya look at that
September 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Wood ya look at that
🎵Take me out to the ball game!⚾
August 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
🎵Take me out to the ball game!⚾
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite? 🥤
July 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite? 🥤
I've got red, white, and the blues. Not the fun Kraft Macaroni and Cheese kind either. More like the tragic soul crushing ballad that involves a train and a decapitation somehow. So, don't lose your head out there. And remember, "You've got to know the truth before you say that you've got pride"
July 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I've got red, white, and the blues. Not the fun Kraft Macaroni and Cheese kind either. More like the tragic soul crushing ballad that involves a train and a decapitation somehow. So, don't lose your head out there. And remember, "You've got to know the truth before you say that you've got pride"
Nobody ever heard "Stuck In the Middle With You" the same way again thanks to Mr. Blonde. Still quite the earworm 👂🔪
July 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Nobody ever heard "Stuck In the Middle With You" the same way again thanks to Mr. Blonde. Still quite the earworm 👂🔪
One of the most glaring omissions in my collection is now represented 🕶️🎹
July 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
One of the most glaring omissions in my collection is now represented 🕶️🎹
I guarantee you didn't wake up this 1st day of July in a better mood than Mr Bobby Bonilla himself. I can give you 1.19 million reasons why. How's that feel checking your account and nonchalantly confirming you got your annual cool mill? Oh cool, it's there *takes a sip from mug* Ahhh...
July 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I guarantee you didn't wake up this 1st day of July in a better mood than Mr Bobby Bonilla himself. I can give you 1.19 million reasons why. How's that feel checking your account and nonchalantly confirming you got your annual cool mill? Oh cool, it's there *takes a sip from mug* Ahhh...
After messaging a woman often I am left to wonder, "Are you some kind of moron?" You put that much thought in what amounts to a devastating train wreck? Have you no sense, man? And have you realized what a neglected key piece of infrastructure the rail system is in this country? Oops, got off track.
July 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
After messaging a woman often I am left to wonder, "Are you some kind of moron?" You put that much thought in what amounts to a devastating train wreck? Have you no sense, man? And have you realized what a neglected key piece of infrastructure the rail system is in this country? Oops, got off track.
Watching this ham with her favorite toy the kickeroo
June 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Watching this ham with her favorite toy the kickeroo
See you on the interdimensional basketball court. Can you hoop amongst the cosmos?
June 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
See you on the interdimensional basketball court. Can you hoop amongst the cosmos?
It may be 400 degrees outside, but I'm still here putting in work 💪🏀🥵
June 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It may be 400 degrees outside, but I'm still here putting in work 💪🏀🥵
You can never go home again, but I guess you can shop there...
Fun evening seeing the underrated gem that is Grosse Pointe Blank and hearing more about it from Cusack himself.
Fun evening seeing the underrated gem that is Grosse Pointe Blank and hearing more about it from Cusack himself.
June 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You can never go home again, but I guess you can shop there...
Fun evening seeing the underrated gem that is Grosse Pointe Blank and hearing more about it from Cusack himself.
Fun evening seeing the underrated gem that is Grosse Pointe Blank and hearing more about it from Cusack himself.
Yankees suck, lfg @ Fenway tonight boys
June 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Yankees suck, lfg @ Fenway tonight boys
Days off can be a great opportunity for catching up on things and getting stuff done...
This is NOT one of those days
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This is NOT one of those days
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June 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Days off can be a great opportunity for catching up on things and getting stuff done...
This is NOT one of those days
🤷♂️🥱🌧️
This is NOT one of those days
🤷♂️🥱🌧️
Timeless melodies, massively influential popular song writing/arranging legacy, and far reaching enduring appeal 🌊 🏄
RIP Brian
RIP Brian
June 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Timeless melodies, massively influential popular song writing/arranging legacy, and far reaching enduring appeal 🌊 🏄
RIP Brian
RIP Brian
There are serious adult purchases and then there is listening to the kid in you screaming about TMNT cupcakes that are on sale. What can I say, turtle power 🥷🐢💥
June 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
There are serious adult purchases and then there is listening to the kid in you screaming about TMNT cupcakes that are on sale. What can I say, turtle power 🥷🐢💥
New water fountain 😸
June 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
New water fountain 😸
Banda inside her rainbow crinkle tunnel
June 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Banda inside her rainbow crinkle tunnel
EXTRA, EXTRA! Cat wears avocado on head 🥑🗞️
June 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
EXTRA, EXTRA! Cat wears avocado on head 🥑🗞️
Summer break? I'm on mental break and it's about to go down 🤪
May 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Summer break? I'm on mental break and it's about to go down 🤪