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Austin Asinine
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How do ya like that for a slice of fried gold?
Let's Go Red Sox
👏👏👏👏

Some wisdom courtesy of Doug Stanhope, "Rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and cheering for the house"
September 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
He slimed me
September 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Wood ya look at that
September 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
September 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Parking lot
August 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
💚🤪
August 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
🎵Take me out to the ball game!⚾
August 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite? 🥤
July 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I've got red, white, and the blues. Not the fun Kraft Macaroni and Cheese kind either. More like the tragic soul crushing ballad that involves a train and a decapitation somehow. So, don't lose your head out there. And remember, "You've got to know the truth before you say that you've got pride"
July 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Nobody ever heard "Stuck In the Middle With You" the same way again thanks to Mr. Blonde. Still quite the earworm 👂🔪
July 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
One of the most glaring omissions in my collection is now represented 🕶️🎹
July 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I guarantee you didn't wake up this 1st day of July in a better mood than Mr Bobby Bonilla himself. I can give you 1.19 million reasons why. How's that feel checking your account and nonchalantly confirming you got your annual cool mill? Oh cool, it's there *takes a sip from mug* Ahhh...
July 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
After messaging a woman often I am left to wonder, "Are you some kind of moron?" You put that much thought in what amounts to a devastating train wreck? Have you no sense, man? And have you realized what a neglected key piece of infrastructure the rail system is in this country? Oops, got off track.
July 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Watching this ham with her favorite toy the kickeroo
June 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
See you on the interdimensional basketball court. Can you hoop amongst the cosmos?
June 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It may be 400 degrees outside, but I'm still here putting in work 💪🏀🥵
June 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You can never go home again, but I guess you can shop there...

Fun evening seeing the underrated gem that is Grosse Pointe Blank and hearing more about it from Cusack himself.
June 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Yankees suck, lfg @ Fenway tonight boys
June 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Days off can be a great opportunity for catching up on things and getting stuff done...

This is NOT one of those days
🤷‍♂️🥱🌧️
June 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Timeless melodies, massively influential popular song writing/arranging legacy, and far reaching enduring appeal 🌊 🏄

RIP Brian
June 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
There are serious adult purchases and then there is listening to the kid in you screaming about TMNT cupcakes that are on sale. What can I say, turtle power 🥷🐢💥
June 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
New water fountain 😸
June 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Banda inside her rainbow crinkle tunnel
June 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
EXTRA, EXTRA! Cat wears avocado on head 🥑🗞️
June 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Summer break? I'm on mental break and it's about to go down 🤪
May 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM