Austin Asinine
@austinasinine.bsky.social
How do ya like that for a slice of fried gold?
Holy Bichette what a HR!
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Holy Bichette what a HR!
The Mariners will be singing, "Springer Can Really Hang You Up The Most" this fall.
Fantastic series
Fantastic series
October 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The Mariners will be singing, "Springer Can Really Hang You Up The Most" this fall.
Fantastic series
Fantastic series
Already in this postseason and especially after the way the Dodgers advanced can baseball please recognize again THE VALUE OF PUTTING THE BALL IN PLAY! Hitting homers and chasing exit velocity is great but SITUATIONAL HITTING wins championships. Have the awareness to do what the moment requires.
October 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Already in this postseason and especially after the way the Dodgers advanced can baseball please recognize again THE VALUE OF PUTTING THE BALL IN PLAY! Hitting homers and chasing exit velocity is great but SITUATIONAL HITTING wins championships. Have the awareness to do what the moment requires.
Daaaaa Jankees Lose! 🤣
Big Papi is a riot. My soul needed that. Hats off to the Jays!
Big Papi is a riot. My soul needed that. Hats off to the Jays!
October 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Daaaaa Jankees Lose! 🤣
Big Papi is a riot. My soul needed that. Hats off to the Jays!
Big Papi is a riot. My soul needed that. Hats off to the Jays!
So, all those postseason numbers about records when scoring first or out homering your opponent...
We did neither but we got that W!
Sox take game one
We did neither but we got that W!
Sox take game one
October 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
So, all those postseason numbers about records when scoring first or out homering your opponent...
We did neither but we got that W!
Sox take game one
We did neither but we got that W!
Sox take game one
Let's Go Red Sox
👏👏👏👏
Some wisdom courtesy of Doug Stanhope, "Rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and cheering for the house"
👏👏👏👏
Some wisdom courtesy of Doug Stanhope, "Rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and cheering for the house"
September 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Let's Go Red Sox
👏👏👏👏
Some wisdom courtesy of Doug Stanhope, "Rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and cheering for the house"
👏👏👏👏
Some wisdom courtesy of Doug Stanhope, "Rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and cheering for the house"
So, at the half it's...
South Carolina's defense 14
UK 10
🙄
South Carolina's defense 14
UK 10
🙄
September 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
So, at the half it's...
South Carolina's defense 14
UK 10
🙄
South Carolina's defense 14
UK 10
🙄
Say hey Ceddane!
See you in October folks!
We're shipping up to the postseason
See you in October folks!
We're shipping up to the postseason
September 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Say hey Ceddane!
See you in October folks!
We're shipping up to the postseason
See you in October folks!
We're shipping up to the postseason
Biggest change I would like to see in a post Stoops Kentucky team is exciting football. By goodness, win, lose, or draw could we produce some highlights or something? Remember being that team like the Air Raid days? Let's be different again and innovate. Compete and produce an entertaining product
September 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Biggest change I would like to see in a post Stoops Kentucky team is exciting football. By goodness, win, lose, or draw could we produce some highlights or something? Remember being that team like the Air Raid days? Let's be different again and innovate. Compete and produce an entertaining product
Wood ya look at that
September 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Wood ya look at that
Blame Mark Stoops for a lot but I don't think seeking out Calzada was a bad idea for the offense and the whole team. I think all the good things and potential on paper were probably there. The experience, toughness, and leadership. None of that will ever matter with the atrocious Bush Hamdan at OC.
September 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Blame Mark Stoops for a lot but I don't think seeking out Calzada was a bad idea for the offense and the whole team. I think all the good things and potential on paper were probably there. The experience, toughness, and leadership. None of that will ever matter with the atrocious Bush Hamdan at OC.
Let me get this straight, we rattle off 8 consecutive victories over the Yankees and embarrass them in New York today, but media coverage is all about their struggles? How about a nod to the team kicking their ass? Sure, they had self-inflicted wounds, but still gotta capitalize. Respect the Sox!
August 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Let me get this straight, we rattle off 8 consecutive victories over the Yankees and embarrass them in New York today, but media coverage is all about their struggles? How about a nod to the team kicking their ass? Sure, they had self-inflicted wounds, but still gotta capitalize. Respect the Sox!
🎵Take me out to the ball game!⚾
August 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
🎵Take me out to the ball game!⚾
Why is being played like a fiddle perceived so poorly? I think it sounds fun. An instrumental kink with nothing to worry about. Completely fretless.
July 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Why is being played like a fiddle perceived so poorly? I think it sounds fun. An instrumental kink with nothing to worry about. Completely fretless.
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite? 🥤
July 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite? 🥤
I've got red, white, and the blues. Not the fun Kraft Macaroni and Cheese kind either. More like the tragic soul crushing ballad that involves a train and a decapitation somehow. So, don't lose your head out there. And remember, "You've got to know the truth before you say that you've got pride"
July 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I've got red, white, and the blues. Not the fun Kraft Macaroni and Cheese kind either. More like the tragic soul crushing ballad that involves a train and a decapitation somehow. So, don't lose your head out there. And remember, "You've got to know the truth before you say that you've got pride"
Nobody ever heard "Stuck In the Middle With You" the same way again thanks to Mr. Blonde. Still quite the earworm 👂🔪
July 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Nobody ever heard "Stuck In the Middle With You" the same way again thanks to Mr. Blonde. Still quite the earworm 👂🔪
One of the most glaring omissions in my collection is now represented 🕶️🎹
July 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
One of the most glaring omissions in my collection is now represented 🕶️🎹
I guarantee you didn't wake up this 1st day of July in a better mood than Mr Bobby Bonilla himself. I can give you 1.19 million reasons why. How's that feel checking your account and nonchalantly confirming you got your annual cool mill? Oh cool, it's there *takes a sip from mug* Ahhh...
July 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I guarantee you didn't wake up this 1st day of July in a better mood than Mr Bobby Bonilla himself. I can give you 1.19 million reasons why. How's that feel checking your account and nonchalantly confirming you got your annual cool mill? Oh cool, it's there *takes a sip from mug* Ahhh...
Why have we never had the larger discussion that if 7 ate 9 numbers are apparently cannibalizing each other? For what reason? How do you express that function? Maybe they just feel depreciated. It doesn't add up and this bit is becoming derivative. For now, I say see you later calculator
July 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Why have we never had the larger discussion that if 7 ate 9 numbers are apparently cannibalizing each other? For what reason? How do you express that function? Maybe they just feel depreciated. It doesn't add up and this bit is becoming derivative. For now, I say see you later calculator
After messaging a woman often I am left to wonder, "Are you some kind of moron?" You put that much thought in what amounts to a devastating train wreck? Have you no sense, man? And have you realized what a neglected key piece of infrastructure the rail system is in this country? Oops, got off track.
July 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
After messaging a woman often I am left to wonder, "Are you some kind of moron?" You put that much thought in what amounts to a devastating train wreck? Have you no sense, man? And have you realized what a neglected key piece of infrastructure the rail system is in this country? Oops, got off track.