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Kids: start to work on worksheet.
Discover it's mostly weird copy/pasted slop. Directions unclear. Some answers flat out wrong. Unable to actually work the worksheet.

Go back to class, ask teacher what to do.

Teacher: stop asking questions, it's homework, who cares, moving on
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Elphie on alert
September 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Now that's a story! 💯
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
They are pretty cool 😎
A guy at church has one. Very helpful vehicle.
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Yeah, just avoid the '05-'13 3 Valve Triton V8 that clogs on dirty oil and destroys the engine.

And avoid the tiny turbo engine models.
September 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If I wanted a vehicle where every engineering decision was made to cut mfg costs, I'd buy Ford
September 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Mind you, the 08 pilot told me exactly which tire was low on the dash, and the light went off of the tire was aired up.

So I know they have the tech, but they made a decision to cut costs and abandon it and inconvenience the user.
September 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Okay fine, if I add air to all tires will the light go off?
No. The warning light stays on, even if you turn the car off, even if you air up all tires.

What do I do then?
You have to go into the cars settings and hit "TPMS recalibration"
September 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I love Hondas. Have an 08 pilot with 265,000 miles. Beautiful.

We got a 2019 CRV last summer.

Tire Pressure warning came on last night.
Okay fine, which tire is it?
2019 won't tell you since it doesn't actively monitor each tire. It takes a guess based on wheel speed/etc.
September 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Everything built since about 2010 has been across the board crap quality
September 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I used to laugh at this idea, but dammit, it makes more sense now
September 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Had to replace my Honda AGM battery.
$300 for the mid range option.

All just to support the stupid auto-engine shutoff feature we always disable manually
September 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Treasure beyond any value.
Wow 👍👏💯💯
August 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This was the entire U101 Sociology class thesis from Auburn's core classes
August 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM