🦅💎🐲auroberjo🐲💎🦅
@auroberjo.bsky.social
🤖 Chief Keefitect | 🚀 Budget Space Cowboy | 📈 DeFi x ACH, baby
🥯 Once explained blockchain bagels to Bo Jackson
🍑 Runs on espresso, mild delusion, and perfectly timed GIFs
🥯 Once explained blockchain bagels to Bo Jackson
🍑 Runs on espresso, mild delusion, and perfectly timed GIFs
Pattern I've seen in school over and over.
Teacher: hands out worksheet as homework for kids to learn a topic for the current unit that they downloaded from the interwebs TeachersPayTeachers
Teacher: hands out worksheet as homework for kids to learn a topic for the current unit that they downloaded from the interwebs TeachersPayTeachers
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Pattern I've seen in school over and over.
Teacher: hands out worksheet as homework for kids to learn a topic for the current unit that they downloaded from the interwebs TeachersPayTeachers
Teacher: hands out worksheet as homework for kids to learn a topic for the current unit that they downloaded from the interwebs TeachersPayTeachers
The reason why we collect boxes of cables in the garage of obsolete tech is that capitalism extorts profit from specialized cables so consumers feel they have massive value, when, in reality, they are worthless
September 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The reason why we collect boxes of cables in the garage of obsolete tech is that capitalism extorts profit from specialized cables so consumers feel they have massive value, when, in reality, they are worthless
Amazing way to destroy our society:
Make Americans too expensive to employ in any job.
Make Americans too expensive to employ in any job.
Wall Street Journal today: “U.S. businesses are facing the biggest health-insurance cost increases in at least 15 years, after already-steep boosts in recent years that have pushed the annual expense for family coverage high enough to equal the price of a small car.”
Exclusive | Health Insurance Costs for Businesses to Rise by Most in 15 Years
Insurers say that the rising premiums are driven by growing healthcare costs.
www.wsj.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Amazing way to destroy our society:
Make Americans too expensive to employ in any job.
Make Americans too expensive to employ in any job.
Why do I avoid it in the moment and then later wish I had more time to work on it
September 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Why do I avoid it in the moment and then later wish I had more time to work on it
Beagle Bros Software for Apple IIe
August 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Beagle Bros Software for Apple IIe
Fun fact, a parent with unhealed trauma from their upbringing who listened to James Dobson on the radio in the mornings was advised by her counselor to stop listening to it because it caused even more negative emotions and spiraling
August 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Fun fact, a parent with unhealed trauma from their upbringing who listened to James Dobson on the radio in the mornings was advised by her counselor to stop listening to it because it caused even more negative emotions and spiraling
"You don't need to be afraid of the things you were afraid of when you were 5"
August 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"You don't need to be afraid of the things you were afraid of when you were 5"
I love how they say "we took shop class out of high schools", but then don't say anything about putting funding in to put shop class back in high schools
August 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I love how they say "we took shop class out of high schools", but then don't say anything about putting funding in to put shop class back in high schools
Do you drink your cereal milk or did you grow up wealthy?
August 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Do you drink your cereal milk or did you grow up wealthy?
Traditional alpha leadership makes team collaboration impossible
August 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Traditional alpha leadership makes team collaboration impossible
"It won't take MY hair.
I'm built different, maybe even better than everyone else."
🙄
I'm built different, maybe even better than everyone else."
🙄
It takes your hair and
It takes your strength and
It hobbles you
It takes your strength and
It hobbles you
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"It won't take MY hair.
I'm built different, maybe even better than everyone else."
🙄
I'm built different, maybe even better than everyone else."
🙄
Wait, are Black Holes cosmic Docker containers?
Still thinking about the theory that our universe exists inside a giant black hole.
The big bang was the formation of the black hole.
🤔🧐🤔🧐
The big bang was the formation of the black hole.
🤔🧐🤔🧐
August 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wait, are Black Holes cosmic Docker containers?
Getting happy about a movie souvenir cup from a fast food establishment.
What year is it? 1997?
😆😂🤣
What year is it? 1997?
😆😂🤣
August 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Getting happy about a movie souvenir cup from a fast food establishment.
What year is it? 1997?
😆😂🤣
What year is it? 1997?
😆😂🤣
Operating AI agents is more work and more complex than folks realize
August 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Operating AI agents is more work and more complex than folks realize
It's 2031, and I'm yelling at my dumb x13 AI model that can't handle the context window of my side hustle because it's 3 years behind the most expensive cutting edge models so I can't afford to eat this week
August 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's 2031, and I'm yelling at my dumb x13 AI model that can't handle the context window of my side hustle because it's 3 years behind the most expensive cutting edge models so I can't afford to eat this week
Gardening is the root of all war
Me: Circle of life! Organic! Do no harm.
(First horned tomato worm appears)
Me:
🌱
(First horned tomato worm appears)
Me:
🌱
a person is holding a watch on their arm .
ALT: a person is holding a watch on their arm .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Gardening is the root of all war
What they love even more than their inheritance, their generational patronage of a church body, even more than convenience,
Is the idea,
The concept,
The identity,
that THEY are privileged.
They DESERVE heaven.
And they can only BE privileged, IF someone else is cursed, banished, unclean, less than
Is the idea,
The concept,
The identity,
that THEY are privileged.
They DESERVE heaven.
And they can only BE privileged, IF someone else is cursed, banished, unclean, less than
August 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What they love even more than their inheritance, their generational patronage of a church body, even more than convenience,
Is the idea,
The concept,
The identity,
that THEY are privileged.
They DESERVE heaven.
And they can only BE privileged, IF someone else is cursed, banished, unclean, less than
Is the idea,
The concept,
The identity,
that THEY are privileged.
They DESERVE heaven.
And they can only BE privileged, IF someone else is cursed, banished, unclean, less than
Wait, so there exists people who owe a debt, but because they don't know about the person who already paid their debt, they still owe it?
What kind of debt bank is this?
What kind of debt bank is this?
August 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Wait, so there exists people who owe a debt, but because they don't know about the person who already paid their debt, they still owe it?
What kind of debt bank is this?
What kind of debt bank is this?
Still thinking about the theory that our universe exists inside a giant black hole.
The big bang was the formation of the black hole.
🤔🧐🤔🧐
The big bang was the formation of the black hole.
🤔🧐🤔🧐
August 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Still thinking about the theory that our universe exists inside a giant black hole.
The big bang was the formation of the black hole.
🤔🧐🤔🧐
The big bang was the formation of the black hole.
🤔🧐🤔🧐
Not loving where you are is such a trap totally of our own making
August 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Not loving where you are is such a trap totally of our own making
It's a beautiful day and I'm glad you are here with me
a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .
ALT: a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .
media.tenor.com
August 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's a beautiful day and I'm glad you are here with me
Project Management is already about dealing with unreliable LLMs
August 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Project Management is already about dealing with unreliable LLMs
"All human wisdom is summed up in two words; wait and hope."
- Alexandre Dumas
- Alexandre Dumas
August 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
"All human wisdom is summed up in two words; wait and hope."
- Alexandre Dumas
- Alexandre Dumas