TTRPG player.
“Fuck every cause that ended in murder and a child screaming.” ~ Iain M. Banks
Ace, ally, Pākehā, Tangata Tiriti.
Toitū te Tiriti
She/Her
Don't do DMs
#AoNZ
Watching them step in their own shit and pretend it's chocolate never gets boring.💩🥚😱🤪
Watching them step in their own shit and pretend it's chocolate never gets boring.💩🥚😱🤪
Professor Chromedome: Bah! Warm fuzzy nice nice! What good is science if no one gets hurt?
Professor Chromedome: Bah! Warm fuzzy nice nice! What good is science if no one gets hurt?
Husband "Why do you have so many shoes?"
Me "I had to try 3 different pairs this morning to find one that didn't hurt my toes"
Husband "So why don't you just keep those ones?"
Me "Because *they'll* hurt tomorrow"
Husband "Why do you have so many shoes?"
Me "I had to try 3 different pairs this morning to find one that didn't hurt my toes"
Husband "So why don't you just keep those ones?"
Me "Because *they'll* hurt tomorrow"