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True story. My brother was about to leave Mom's place and head to the airport. As they waited, Mama said, "Oh, wow! I smell a skunk! Somebody must've hit one! She kept on about it so much that he finally told her he'd smoked a jay outside. Ohhhh, he smoked that skunk alright! 🤣🤣🤣
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
True story. My brother was about to leave Mom's place and head to the airport. As they waited, Mama said, "Oh, wow! I smell a skunk! Somebody must've hit one! She kept on about it so much that he finally told her he'd smoked a jay outside. Ohhhh, he smoked that skunk alright! 🤣🤣🤣
2/2 A nice horror trick would've been for zombie-like hands to rise out of the ground to grab him by his cankles, and bite off the nonexistent bone spurs. Oscar [the Grouch] material for sure, but of course he'd whine about not getting an Academy Award!
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
2/2 A nice horror trick would've been for zombie-like hands to rise out of the ground to grab him by his cankles, and bite off the nonexistent bone spurs. Oscar [the Grouch] material for sure, but of course he'd whine about not getting an Academy Award!
Stephen Miller and others have been living on military bases now. Wonder why?
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Stephen Miller and others have been living on military bases now. Wonder why?