@attackmonkey.bsky.social
Honestly, I don’t understand how the AI results are so shit. Here’s one I got while helping my daughter do homework. Working out the number of letters in a word shouldn’t be something it gets wrong 😂
December 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Honestly, I don’t understand how the AI results are so shit. Here’s one I got while helping my daughter do homework. Working out the number of letters in a word shouldn’t be something it gets wrong 😂
Here we go! It was the offices of 80s games mags Crash and Zzap 64, as well as other less successful titles!
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Here we go! It was the offices of 80s games mags Crash and Zzap 64, as well as other less successful titles!
How many of my pals on here know the significance of this humble building to the UK nerd community? 😂
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
How many of my pals on here know the significance of this humble building to the UK nerd community? 😂
For all the tech bro CEOs wondering why most people aren’t arsed about AI, I present Google’s search AI’s example of four letter fruits 😂
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
For all the tech bro CEOs wondering why most people aren’t arsed about AI, I present Google’s search AI’s example of four letter fruits 😂
Timed out, just, at 11 hours (about 75km). The weather was ATROCIOUS, so I’ll take that, not the PB I was hoping for, but not my worst result by any stretch. Had to scream “old fat bastard, get you big fat lazy arse in gear, NOW!!!” At myself to make it round loop 10.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Timed out, just, at 11 hours (about 75km). The weather was ATROCIOUS, so I’ll take that, not the PB I was hoping for, but not my worst result by any stretch. Had to scream “old fat bastard, get you big fat lazy arse in gear, NOW!!!” At myself to make it round loop 10.
Finally managed to find one of our older, grumpier cat, say hi to Jiji, who would like you to know she’s a regular human and would very much like one of your regular human meals please!
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Finally managed to find one of our older, grumpier cat, say hi to Jiji, who would like you to know she’s a regular human and would very much like one of your regular human meals please!
Mochi the cat says hi!
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Mochi the cat says hi!
Lovely 6km run to town to get a train at shat o’clock this morning. Even managed to grab an earlier train! Love seeing the city in the early hours in autumn. Now to Manchester for some hot #umbraco action!
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Lovely 6km run to town to get a train at shat o’clock this morning. Even managed to grab an earlier train! Love seeing the city in the early hours in autumn. Now to Manchester for some hot #umbraco action!
You mean the time our toilet fired out ants when you flushed it? 😂
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
You mean the time our toilet fired out ants when you flushed it? 😂
My daughter has been practicing horror makeup for her Halloween costume, I’m really sad we didn’t have YouTube when I was a kid. She spent an hour watching some videos and then did this with PVA glue, toilet roll, standard makeup and some fake blood.
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My daughter has been practicing horror makeup for her Halloween costume, I’m really sad we didn’t have YouTube when I was a kid. She spent an hour watching some videos and then did this with PVA glue, toilet roll, standard makeup and some fake blood.
My daughter has made a creepy Halloween wreath using an ivy ring, some distressed foam flowers and eyes. I think it’s come out really well! Then last night she wrote three chapters of a very creepy gothic style story. She’s definitely our child 😂
October 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
My daughter has made a creepy Halloween wreath using an ivy ring, some distressed foam flowers and eyes. I think it’s come out really well! Then last night she wrote three chapters of a very creepy gothic style story. She’s definitely our child 😂
I think it’s safe to say that Mochi, the abandoned kitten we took in, has very much settled into her new home. Here she is stopping me working by demanding skritches. #proofofcat
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I think it’s safe to say that Mochi, the abandoned kitten we took in, has very much settled into her new home. Here she is stopping me working by demanding skritches. #proofofcat
Finally, almost finished reading this, and it’s delightful. I feel like this a book @garius.bsky.social and @soapachu.bsky.social would enjoy.
October 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Finally, almost finished reading this, and it’s delightful. I feel like this a book @garius.bsky.social and @soapachu.bsky.social would enjoy.
The not so small human just had a go at doing Halloween makeup. I’d say this is pretty damned awesome!
October 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The not so small human just had a go at doing Halloween makeup. I’d say this is pretty damned awesome!
Find myself really missing Japan this week. I wish I could go back again soon. Sadly, it’ll be a while before I can go again.
September 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Find myself really missing Japan this week. I wish I could go back again soon. Sadly, it’ll be a while before I can go again.
The Saja boys were clearly based on Creep era Radiohead and I will die on this hill #kpopdemonhunters 😂
September 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The Saja boys were clearly based on Creep era Radiohead and I will die on this hill #kpopdemonhunters 😂
Newcomer Mochi is now mostly tolerated by our older cat Jiji. See how they sit almost together! Jiji has EPIC tortie grump face though 😂 #proofofcat
September 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Newcomer Mochi is now mostly tolerated by our older cat Jiji. See how they sit almost together! Jiji has EPIC tortie grump face though 😂 #proofofcat
A friend has been building an amazing custom Game of Thrones themed library in her house and she’s asked me to paint this book end for her. Not used to painting stuff this big, but I’ll give it a go! Will post some WiP shots as I go along.
September 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A friend has been building an amazing custom Game of Thrones themed library in her house and she’s asked me to paint this book end for her. Not used to painting stuff this big, but I’ll give it a go! Will post some WiP shots as I go along.
New arrival Mochi and grumpy older cat Jiji tolerating each other! This is good progress. #proofofcat
August 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
New arrival Mochi and grumpy older cat Jiji tolerating each other! This is good progress. #proofofcat
Say hello to one of my several a souvenirs from the weekends adventures. I think I’m going to call it Pustulio 😂
August 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Say hello to one of my several a souvenirs from the weekends adventures. I think I’m going to call it Pustulio 😂
Been up since 4am, pretty much ready to amble from the hotel to the start in a bit. As is usual with these things, shit nights sleep, which isn’t ideal before potentially 40 hours on my feet 😂
August 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Been up since 4am, pretty much ready to amble from the hotel to the start in a bit. As is usual with these things, shit nights sleep, which isn’t ideal before potentially 40 hours on my feet 😂
Made it to Liverpool and ready to rock in the morning! Bring it on.
August 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Made it to Liverpool and ready to rock in the morning! Bring it on.
Massively overpacked for this weekend’s adventure. In fairness I do have food in there for my support crew too 😂 just waiting on my lift and it’s off to Liverpool!
August 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Massively overpacked for this weekend’s adventure. In fairness I do have food in there for my support crew too 😂 just waiting on my lift and it’s off to Liverpool!
We’ve welcomed an additional cat into our home, she was found abandoned in the ruins of the abbey, no chip, no one’s come forward to claim her, so we’ve given her a home. She’s very friendly and affectionate and settling in well. Say hi to Mochi. #proofofcat
August 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We’ve welcomed an additional cat into our home, she was found abandoned in the ruins of the abbey, no chip, no one’s come forward to claim her, so we’ve given her a home. She’s very friendly and affectionate and settling in well. Say hi to Mochi. #proofofcat
Jiji is enjoying a rewatch of Person of Interest. #proofofcat
July 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Jiji is enjoying a rewatch of Person of Interest. #proofofcat