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Yeehaw fuck the law 🩷💛🩵
Lovely weather today
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My favorite potatoes in town. Unironically, one of my favorite parts of polyamory is the “we have to come back here with your husband” when we find a good spot.
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hell yeah
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Desert Bus hitting different this year cause I know multiple people losing medical coverage including one who has to stop cancer treatment. Child's Play does good work but it's always been predicated on access to care and that is hugely shifting right now.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Testing the Storm mirror, or as I like to call it, parallel play
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"You sure it's an anti inflammatory? Cause I fuck like a demon on ibuprofen"
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
New me same as the old me
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I made great choices today
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Happy 10th of November, to all those who celebrate
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My ass is in Canada for the first time in like a decade and while I’m self conscious as a monolingual anglophone in a bilingual city, it’s worth it for the pretty money.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Man I love fowl
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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twelve hungry men
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Gonna start printing all the Butlerian Jihad Now sweatshirts next week. Get em while they warm.
Etsy.com/shop/bumlung
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Tanking the double vaxx beat down today.
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Tanking the double vaxx beat down today.
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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You’re still awake?
Go to sleep.
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
You’re still awake?
Go to sleep.
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Just saw Cookie Monster driving a sensible sedan past a middle school. I love Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Call me Poirot for how I be all up in her 'cule.
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
watching baseball
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
lmao even
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
lol
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM