Adam Schwitters
@atschwitters.bsky.social
Dad, new New Mexican, dumb podcaster @munchmybenson.bsky.social
I have this theory that a big reason everything sucks is that the 2008 crash happened too closely to the election so Obama was shackled with trying to make Bush’s response work rather than letting bush wear it’s failure
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I have this theory that a big reason everything sucks is that the 2008 crash happened too closely to the election so Obama was shackled with trying to make Bush’s response work rather than letting bush wear it’s failure
But what if you had a secret race of immortals that look like people and own antique stores or dojos and battle other immortals in the streets of Vancouver with swords 12-13 times a tv season so that there can be only 1. Is that cool?
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
But what if you had a secret race of immortals that look like people and own antique stores or dojos and battle other immortals in the streets of Vancouver with swords 12-13 times a tv season so that there can be only 1. Is that cool?
She’s never had a real job
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
She’s never had a real job
The only fallout was that he stopped being the face of Nutella. I feel like society maybe should have remembered that more (the rape not the Nutella) when he forced that helicopter pilot to fly through dense fog
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The only fallout was that he stopped being the face of Nutella. I feel like society maybe should have remembered that more (the rape not the Nutella) when he forced that helicopter pilot to fly through dense fog
Why do you even need a social network l? Just talk to your solipsism machine and pretend it’s alive and I’m sure it will make you feel great about your bad opinions
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Why do you even need a social network l? Just talk to your solipsism machine and pretend it’s alive and I’m sure it will make you feel great about your bad opinions
When this happened to me, at least the sewage rain was occurring on the outside of the house 😬
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When this happened to me, at least the sewage rain was occurring on the outside of the house 😬
Not even in the top half of
Real world contestants I would want running a cabinet level agency
Real world contestants I would want running a cabinet level agency
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Not even in the top half of
Real world contestants I would want running a cabinet level agency
Real world contestants I would want running a cabinet level agency
Solution: funnel an unceasing line of ivy + duke finance interns to be this jester and solve a second problem
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Solution: funnel an unceasing line of ivy + duke finance interns to be this jester and solve a second problem
Have they considered making food that isn’t awful?
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Have they considered making food that isn’t awful?
Then spent 20 minutes talking about their favorite PC Richard locations
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Then spent 20 minutes talking about their favorite PC Richard locations
It’s an opportunity to become a hat collecting guy which is way more fun (as a bald man) than just being a disgusting beanie hat guy.
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It’s an opportunity to become a hat collecting guy which is way more fun (as a bald man) than just being a disgusting beanie hat guy.
Also, Eric Adams nodding along saying “Z got that grind”
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Also, Eric Adams nodding along saying “Z got that grind”
I hope whoever wrote this headline develops an incurable ulcer from the knowledge that ass kissing these powerful idiots will cost the lives of thousands
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I hope whoever wrote this headline develops an incurable ulcer from the knowledge that ass kissing these powerful idiots will cost the lives of thousands
Highlander the series came up with a good solution that also helped secure funding for the show, spend half of your time in Vancouver and half in Paris, change careers occasionally and keep your $$ in obscure trusts.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Highlander the series came up with a good solution that also helped secure funding for the show, spend half of your time in Vancouver and half in Paris, change careers occasionally and keep your $$ in obscure trusts.
Why won’t you print what he said to the reporter immediately after the question was asked? Seems newsworthy
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why won’t you print what he said to the reporter immediately after the question was asked? Seems newsworthy
Ever wonder why trust in the media is at all time lows???
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ever wonder why trust in the media is at all time lows???
Trying to imagine breathy romantic lines being read by a disposal with a lime rind stuck in it
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trying to imagine breathy romantic lines being read by a disposal with a lime rind stuck in it
Which members of Times ownership and editorial staff are in the Epstein files? No other way to explain this coverage
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Which members of Times ownership and editorial staff are in the Epstein files? No other way to explain this coverage
Why isn’t pennywise in the epic of Gilgamesh?
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Why isn’t pennywise in the epic of Gilgamesh?
How much ad $ did this generate, 75 cents? $1.50? Very sad
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
How much ad $ did this generate, 75 cents? $1.50? Very sad
Do they bike in spandex or jorts though? HUGE cultural divide there
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Do they bike in spandex or jorts though? HUGE cultural divide there
No one sucks off the powerful like NYT headline writers
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
No one sucks off the powerful like NYT headline writers