Adam Schwitters
@atschwitters.bsky.social
Dad, new New Mexican, dumb podcaster @munchmybenson.bsky.social
I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now
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Believe the survivors. Release the files. All of the files.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Believe the survivors. Release the files. All of the files.
Ivy League schools should have their assets expropriated by the state and their campuses demolished brick by brick. Yes, there are some nice buildings, but they need to be destroyed so that we never suffer Yale (etc) grads ever again
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ivy League schools should have their assets expropriated by the state and their campuses demolished brick by brick. Yes, there are some nice buildings, but they need to be destroyed so that we never suffer Yale (etc) grads ever again
Has Dan Wilson been fired yet?
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Has Dan Wilson been fired yet?
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
The Yankees team doctor
September 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Yankees team doctor
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It’s still strange trying to wrap my head around the fact that the podcast @atschwitters.bsky.social and I do, which as the name suggests can be rather bawdy, was part of a question on a prime time game show on network television.
For those who thought we were much better at photoshop than we actually are, here's the clip from the September 3, 2025 episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? where we were deemed trivial enough to be part of a question!
www.youtube.com/shorts/qrOmv...
www.youtube.com/shorts/qrOmv...
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? wants to know what Munch My Benson is about #SVU #MunchMyBenson
YouTube video by Munch My Benson
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September 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s still strange trying to wrap my head around the fact that the podcast @atschwitters.bsky.social and I do, which as the name suggests can be rather bawdy, was part of a question on a prime time game show on network television.
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This is the dumbest bullshit I’ve read in awhile. Bravo!
Would you pay $13,000 to rid your blood of microplastics? Yael Cohen thinks her new procedure could be revolutionary.
Would You Pay $13,000 to Rid Your Blood of Microplastics?
Would you pay $13,000 to rid your blood of microplastics? Yael Cohen thinks her new procedure could be revolutionary.
www.thecut.com
July 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is the dumbest bullshit I’ve read in awhile. Bravo!
This movie goes so hard. Pure insanity
So this hasn’t been released in 40 years, and the only way you can watch it out of the random screening at a revival house is on AWFUL VHS rips. Until September. Incredibly jazzed for this Night of the Juggler release! (h/t to @atschwitters.bsky.social)
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kinolorber.com/product/nigh...
Night of the Juggler (4KUHD) | Kino Lorber - Experience Cinema
A twisted psychotic kidnaps a teenaged girl, mistaking her for the daughter of a wealthy real estate developer. Her determined father, a hard-hitting ex-cop, doggedly pursues them through New York&rsq...
kinolorber.com
July 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This movie goes so hard. Pure insanity
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Incredible clip, needs to be dropped and remixed into 1,000 songs pronto
July 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Incredible clip, needs to be dropped and remixed into 1,000 songs pronto
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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
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So obviously we’re still in the middle of @atschwitters.bsky.social paternity leave, but we are still dropping archived eps that have been behind the paywall for a while, and this week’s is maybe Adam and @oldmanduggan.bsky.social’s favorite SVU ever.
Let’s get WET!
Let’s get WET!
95 - They Dropped It Like Lindsey Dropped Her Tampon to be Eaten by Killer (SVU S12E5 Wet) — Munch My Benson
Did you know that Liv tells a suspect that she knows he “stabbed the Captain with a pickle?” That’s no typo. It’s in this beautiful episode of television. Seriously. Mushrooms, soda being poison, wate...
www.munchmybenson.com
January 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So obviously we’re still in the middle of @atschwitters.bsky.social paternity leave, but we are still dropping archived eps that have been behind the paywall for a while, and this week’s is maybe Adam and @oldmanduggan.bsky.social’s favorite SVU ever.
Let’s get WET!
Let’s get WET!
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other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment.
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment.
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To mark "Trump will declare a national emergency for mass deportations" day: here is the initial spreadsheet of our crowd-sourced *local* immigration advocacy/support organizations.
Please share widely, put to good use, and keep letting me know about more organizations folks can connect with.
Please share widely, put to good use, and keep letting me know about more organizations folks can connect with.
November 19, 2024 at 12:01 AM
To mark "Trump will declare a national emergency for mass deportations" day: here is the initial spreadsheet of our crowd-sourced *local* immigration advocacy/support organizations.
Please share widely, put to good use, and keep letting me know about more organizations folks can connect with.
Please share widely, put to good use, and keep letting me know about more organizations folks can connect with.
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We live in a time where the least powerful are crushed with the harshest sentences, are made homeless if they are merely late to work but our billionaires, presidents and electeds simply float through life like plankton, agency-free, unable to control the forces directing their behavior.
January 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
We live in a time where the least powerful are crushed with the harshest sentences, are made homeless if they are merely late to work but our billionaires, presidents and electeds simply float through life like plankton, agency-free, unable to control the forces directing their behavior.
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Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. bit.ly/40is3yQ
David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78
Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.
bit.ly
January 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. bit.ly/40is3yQ
Great job not doing this before the election
President Joe Biden said his administration is approving student loan relief for more than 150,000 borrowers who included those who attended schools that defrauded their students, those with total and permanent disabilities and public service workers reut.rs/4hcQkgq
Biden says he is approving student loan relief for over 150,000 borrowers
President Joe Biden said on Monday his administration is approving student loan relief for more than 150,000 borrowers who included those who attended schools that defrauded their students, those with total and permanent disabilities and public service workers.
reut.rs
January 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Great job not doing this before the election
Dumbest nation on earth strikes again
British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said he wanted to make the UK an artificial intelligence 'superpower,' promising to take a pro-innovation approach to regulation, make public data available to researchers and create zones for data centers reut.rs/40cDnwo
Prime Minister Starmer plans to make Britain AI 'superpower'
British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said he wanted to make the UK an artificial intelligence "superpower", promising to take a pro-innovation approach to regulation, make public data available to researchers and create zones for data centres.
reut.rs
January 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Dumbest nation on earth strikes again
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Trump's Greenland obsession is a very concrete example of why the Mercator projection is bad.
January 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Trump's Greenland obsession is a very concrete example of why the Mercator projection is bad.
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Oh man, I laughed so much while editing this one. Tons of fun shit in here. @heyseanmcgrath.bsky.social HATING a kid actor is always one of my favorite things, but @mikewiebe.bsky.social’s story about what happened while he was bartending at Rio Rita had me laughing so hard.
How would revisiting this for the first time in ~35 years treat musician/comic @mikewiebe.bsky.social? Did memories of playing Cloak & Dagger at the River Walk rush back? Was a 10-year-old being exposed to serious danger and the credible threat of death delightful? Listen or watch to find out.
Cloak & Dagger with musician/comic Mike Wiebe - Main Event
YouTube video by Unkind Rewind
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December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Oh man, I laughed so much while editing this one. Tons of fun shit in here. @heyseanmcgrath.bsky.social HATING a kid actor is always one of my favorite things, but @mikewiebe.bsky.social’s story about what happened while he was bartending at Rio Rita had me laughing so hard.
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liberal donors funding local news is a good plan but the idea that discussing the ideological direction of Dems before the propaganda discussion “is putting the cart before the horse” has it backwards. Dem media sucks because the party is rudderless, smug, and run by lawyers and mercenary PR flacks
very, very sympathetic to this argument from @ryanlcooper.com prospect.org/politics/202...
Democrats Lost the Propaganda War
The party used up about $5 billion on political ads in 2024. There’s a better way.
prospect.org
December 12, 2024 at 8:01 PM
liberal donors funding local news is a good plan but the idea that discussing the ideological direction of Dems before the propaganda discussion “is putting the cart before the horse” has it backwards. Dem media sucks because the party is rudderless, smug, and run by lawyers and mercenary PR flacks
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Comic/frontman of Riverboat Gamblers & Drakulas, @mikewiebe.bsky.social joins us to dive into growing up in the ‘80s in Texas and how that ties specifically into next week’s flick. This one’s a blast, and it’s a movie I suspect A LOT of our audience has a relationship with.
Qs and Tease with musician/comedian Mike Wiebe
YouTube video by Unkind Rewind
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December 13, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Comic/frontman of Riverboat Gamblers & Drakulas, @mikewiebe.bsky.social joins us to dive into growing up in the ‘80s in Texas and how that ties specifically into next week’s flick. This one’s a blast, and it’s a movie I suspect A LOT of our audience has a relationship with.
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pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people
United Health just deleted this page from their website lol
December 4, 2024 at 9:50 PM
pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people