blue sky is the same as the other app for me, just screaming into the void

My sweet little two month old is getting her first shots today 😭

A viral tiktok pointed out that the song Christmas Canon sounds like they’re saying “vagina” when they’re saying “the joy that he brings” and I shared this with my family, who all thought it was hysterical, except for my father, who is now absolutely furious that our minds are in the gutter. Lolol

O Library, O Library! How lovely are your branches

The Lady Gaga song that says “Judas, Judah-ah-ah…”
Well, my brain just made it go “Fa la, Fa-la-la-la” and now I can’t make it stop. 🎄 #yourewelcome

There seem to be a number of Americans who don’t know what to do if they find a book they don’t like at the library.

For them, we wrote this handy step-by-step guide.

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Me at the gym: I don’t really know why everyone gives Planet Fitness a hard time, saying it’s not a real gym or whatever. It has all you need for a real workout, I don’t get it.

Planet fitness: (starts playing Christmas music)

Me: Man fuck this fake ass gym.

I’m 27 weeks pregnant and multiple nights a week I have extremely vivid dreams about hitting a vape and it being the best thing ever. Honestly it’s making me question my own beliefs on laws and restrictions on such things because at this point I’m actually glad I don’t have easy access to them.

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Example: telling someone that the episode where Oberyn fights the Mountain is going to blow their mind

Land acknowledgement statement at tonight's show!
📸: indigoblue171 via twitter

It’s-a-me! Let’s try this again with my regular faithful username instead of one that looks like absolute bot gibberish