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absolutely crumped
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December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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this guy from the tomodachi life direct is literally jerma
January 29, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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my reaction
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
hoping the PLAN sets up a twitch acc so they will officially be better than the USN at everything possible
is there anything as truly, marvelously pathetic as the fact that the official "pitch the US military to minors as a fun place where you play video games" twitch account is still stubbornly streaming to 2 entire viewers
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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earthside assistance
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Finally, the U.S. government has found an electrified vehicle it actually likes

insideevs.com/news/784805/...
The U.S. Military's Abrams Tank Is Going Hybrid
The first M1E3 Abrams tank prototype was unveiled at the Detroit Auto Show, promising a 50% bump in efficiency.
insideevs.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 PM
it's so hard being a fan of things that are just dogshit because people say "this thing sucks because of this" and like yeah, that is correct. i'm just like a little worm groveling in the metaphorical dirt
January 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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I must not post a take. Takes are the mind-killer. Takes are the little-discourse that brings total obliteration. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the take has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 12:10 PM
btw the new urbanist trend is to spontaneously swap the highest and lowest income 1km² of a city. mostly this is done to annoy local corporate offices who usually find themselves inbetween a strip mall and a used car lot. its called thwongling
December 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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its such a shame so many people will never get to ride a tram and experience the joys of the Panoramic Ass Windows. such a tragedy
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
its such a shame so many people will never get to ride a tram and experience the joys of the Panoramic Ass Windows. such a tragedy
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Trump: "Transgender for every member of your family. If they're not feeling well that night, let's just change their sex."
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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the asgore hitting dess with a truck video is not only super unfunny towards me but I hate it because it's so much less funnier than the original clip it was traced over.

the reason why the open season scene worked was because the hunter purposely ran over the deer by swerving in the grass
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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In memory of all our lost transgender friends and neighbours.
20th November, The Transgender Day of Remembrance
亡くなった全てのトランスジェンダーの同胞たちを偲んで。
11月20日、トランスジェンダー追悼の日
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Les Hordes Sauvages by Auroch really gets me in the "ripping my penis off" mood. just sayin
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Advice
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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this will be Mamdani's New York in 20 days
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
this will be Mamdani's New York in 20 days
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
smokers are a group of people that cannot be described in a simple sentence, and trying to do so is harmfully reductive. public smokers, however, are literally ultrahitlers
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
In light of recent events, every American citizen who could have, but consciously refused to vote for the Democratic party or encouraged to do so in 2024, is morally complicit in the detainment of their fellow citizens by the ICE
June 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I know what I’m having for dinner tonight
April 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
New worst opinion from my fellow reddit leftists: "Ukrainian soldiers are stupid cucks because defending your country is nationalism" (barely even paraphrasing btw)
March 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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BREAKING: The judge has also ruled that transgender people contribute to society.
March 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM