Seeing things clearly now.
April 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Seeing things clearly now.
Won’t buy a Rolls Royce
March 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Won’t buy a Rolls Royce
Looking for noise-cancelling paint
March 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Looking for noise-cancelling paint
Trying to get on the celeb cam
March 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trying to get on the celeb cam
Does anyone know how to get around Venmo’s character limit?
February 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Does anyone know how to get around Venmo’s character limit?
Literally all I want.
February 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Literally all I want.
Super Bowl Football Hunt
February 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Super Bowl Football Hunt
Wrote a football poem
January 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wrote a football poem
Stop using AI for customer service!!!
January 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Stop using AI for customer service!!!
2025 not off to a good start.
January 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
2025 not off to a good start.
Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.
December 24, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.
Hello. There is a new St. Denis Medical on NBC tonight at 8pm and streaming tomorrow on Peacock. It’s our Christmas episode so I used AI to edit this photo.
December 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Hello. There is a new St. Denis Medical on NBC tonight at 8pm and streaming tomorrow on Peacock. It’s our Christmas episode so I used AI to edit this photo.
Spent $29 on the @AMC Conclave popcorn bucket
December 11, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Spent $29 on the @AMC Conclave popcorn bucket
Getting caught up on Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
December 9, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Getting caught up on Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
Hello. There is a new St. Denis Medical on NBC tonight at 8pm and streaming tomorrow on Peacock.
December 3, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Hello. There is a new St. Denis Medical on NBC tonight at 8pm and streaming tomorrow on Peacock.
Hate having to send these texts
November 29, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Hate having to send these texts