Seeing things clearly now.
April 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Seeing things clearly now.
Won’t buy a Rolls Royce
March 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Won’t buy a Rolls Royce
Looking for noise-cancelling paint
March 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Looking for noise-cancelling paint
Trying to get on the celeb cam
March 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trying to get on the celeb cam
Does anyone know how to get around Venmo’s character limit?
February 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Does anyone know how to get around Venmo’s character limit?
Met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time tonight. Couldn’t have gone worse. Only goal was to make a good first impression and instead I accidentally walked in on her dad going to the bathroom 11 times in two hours.
February 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time tonight. Couldn’t have gone worse. Only goal was to make a good first impression and instead I accidentally walked in on her dad going to the bathroom 11 times in two hours.
Hell yes. Just hit a $900 prop bet (I bet my friend Luke that everyone at the party would have a good time and we’d leave thankful for one another’s friendship)
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Hell yes. Just hit a $900 prop bet (I bet my friend Luke that everyone at the party would have a good time and we’d leave thankful for one another’s friendship)
Literally all I want.
February 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Literally all I want.
Super Bowl Football Hunt
February 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Super Bowl Football Hunt
Wrote a football poem
January 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wrote a football poem
Stop using AI for customer service!!!
January 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Stop using AI for customer service!!!
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Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
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Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
KOHLER, WI—To address a situation the plumbing-fixture company described as embarrassing for everyone involved, Kohler issued a recall Tuesday of 30,000 bathtubs it had shipped with a nude man already inside. “Due to a mix-up at our manufacturing plant, thousands of our freestanding claw-foot bathtubs were mistakenly sent out with a sudsy naked man pre-installed,” […]
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January 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
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2025 not off to a good start.
January 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
2025 not off to a good start.
Blackout drunk. Screaming at my family that The Grinch was radicalized by the Whos’ own Whobris. "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal". We ‘ve learned nothing from Iraq
December 26, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Blackout drunk. Screaming at my family that The Grinch was radicalized by the Whos’ own Whobris. "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal". We ‘ve learned nothing from Iraq
F my brother-in-law. Christmas is supposed to be about of love and family. It is NOT about stopping dinner and demanding everyone put down their forks “until we find out who did that to the bathroom.” HE ruined Christmas. Not me.
December 25, 2024 at 11:46 PM
F my brother-in-law. Christmas is supposed to be about of love and family. It is NOT about stopping dinner and demanding everyone put down their forks “until we find out who did that to the bathroom.” HE ruined Christmas. Not me.
Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.
December 24, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.
Hello. There is a new St. Denis Medical on NBC tonight at 8pm and streaming tomorrow on Peacock. It’s our Christmas episode so I used AI to edit this photo.
December 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Hello. There is a new St. Denis Medical on NBC tonight at 8pm and streaming tomorrow on Peacock. It’s our Christmas episode so I used AI to edit this photo.
Spent $29 on the @AMC Conclave popcorn bucket
December 11, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Spent $29 on the @AMC Conclave popcorn bucket