Literally the opposite of the (nominal) purpose of insurance which is societal distribution of risk: everyone pays a little and the people who need a lot get their costs covered. Instead everyone gets their $42 back and if you’re sick go fuck yourself 🤡

oh YEAH!!

Historically, the 5th of November is usually a bit Monday, with it being on average a 0.142857 chance of it being the day after Sunday — Today however, it is Friday.

*and/or 😔

Why does Gavin Newsom feel like Matthew McConaughey playing the role of “The Governor”? 🧐

Woke and bespoke

A nice low bar to step over 😉 It’s like how I’m not really an alcoholic, since my dad’s drinking was waaaay worse!

Paradoxically, he can say the same about his own father. I guess, transitively, nobody’s an alcoholic besides the OG drunk some generations back… that fuckin guy!

Oh, like a Chef…

What if we had restaurants for when you absolutely just CAN’T anymore where you walk in, sit down and order “stuff.”, perhaps with some parameters (“gluten free”, “spicy”) and then they just algorithmically determine some random food to cook and serve it to you like Spotify or Netflix autoplay.

Prop 65 requires me to disclose that this post made me laugh.

Well if you want to get particular about it, Steven’s not nearly as cunning as Wormtongue. Many discrepancies, like “once it was a man”.

Freaking amaizeing!

Hell yea, brother! 🤘

I (tentatively) am

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oh hey congrats!

What if I told you I have a car that’s worth $200?

Remember when the UN said they could seriously cut into world hunger for $6 billion and Elon said he’d donate it if they could provide a detailed plan… they did and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

You haven’t seen my toothbrush.