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Lizard Person

@ataikus.bsky.social

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Weird little dude with a gecko.

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Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 6h

Make it a billion and you have more income than my entire extended family combined, without lifting a finger. If you can tell me that isn’t obscene with a straight face, I know where you stand in the class war.

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 7h

Usually I like ass dust but this ass dust just tastes like stress hormones…

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 7h

Wow I agree with Thomas Massie… this is such a weird timeline.

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 9d

I was wondering the same! Especially given the one-glove handling.

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 9d

If you had a million dollars in a high-yield savings account, your monthly interest checks would be higher than my paychecks from my full-time salary (midway thru my career). We reward people more for simply already possessing copious money than we ever have for working hard, tugging on bootstraps.

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 11d

Fascinating.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanes...

A mobile screenshot of the Wikipedia page for “Japanese Water Spider”. Highlighted is the line “The only distinction between the two is that the Japanese water spider has larger genitalia.” An illustration below shows one spider on the surface and two underwater, partially inside their air bubbles.

Full text of the paragraph reads:
“The Japanese water spider (Argyroneta aquatica japonica) is a subspecies of the water spider. In Japanese it is called the mizugumo. The Japanese water spider is almost exactly like its European cousin. The only distinction between the two is that the Japanese water spider has larger genitalia. Like its cousin, the Japanese water spider lives under water by constructing diving bells, underwater spheres which contain oxygen, which they live in.
Japanese water spider
Picture from Brehms Tierleben by Brehm, 1884.”

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 11d

Not to mention waste, fraud, and abuse!

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 11d

Outstanding post. Commendable!

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 11d

I just ate like 50 olives

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 11d

Certainly more violent than a murder of crows…

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 12d

Shall we load the cannons with flak and use them against the drones?

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 15d

The paintbrush is my shovel

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 17d

preternaturally moist

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 18d

Just give it a whiff

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 18d

I’m a bloody mess inside.

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 19d

And Bi/husband never disclosed they both have family histories of pregnancy complications, nor will they to the third surrogate they’re looking for! She called the 2nd one smooth sailing despite a life-saving emergency hysterectomy. Pathologically selfish, no wonder she’s a venture capitalist.

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 19d

Amazing shot! Thanks for sharing.

Gotta say, that looks exhausting. I’m imagining a first person view of what the woodpecker sees in VR, and the headache/disorientation it immediately precipitates.

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 20d

I’m so fucking tired…

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 20d

Imagine this thing going off due to a software glitch and the Tesla in front of you ejects half its mass going 65 mph…

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 23d

I’m sorry for taking your father too much.

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 23d

Don’t do tylenol, kids, be like Bobby and stick to heroin.

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 23d

I’d recommend boofing it.

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 23d

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 24d

Beautiful shot!

Lizard Person @ataikus.bsky.social · 24d

One time I got a 46% on the final exam of a quantum class, but the curve brought that up to a B+.