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Asuvir 🐐
@asuvir.bsky.social
internet goat! with 100% more archieinspace flavor since 2020
(he/him)

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i honest to god thought wow woah they put lipstick on a wolf? nice

and as i clicked on reveal it dawned on me

nice coque
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Crimma sheep
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
behold: the great compromise, consolidator of scruples and wants of the flesh

where the foam of the sea meets a gentle breeze
where the scourges be that ruin companies
and on deck the lads dance and the rum gleams
while all that is taken is nothing but free

👏 p i r a c y 👏
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Carl my beloved
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
murdoch your line was "i'm into whiskey sours myself"
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
OH NO

OH HONEY NO
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hmmmmmmmmm 👀
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Slop is a specific type of (liquidy, crappy, "nutricious" food usually for livestock so a slop bowl makes sense tho
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
GIDEONNNNNNNNNNNNN
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
HEY!
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
god i envy you so much

it's such an incredible introspective manga with nothing but beautiful artwork for company

god fucking damn it i'm going to read it all over again
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
peak shit won't lie i reference yagyu's wisdom at least once every few months
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
this tells me his belly is soft

i didn't ask to know that but i'm very happy i do
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
This implies you can get preganante

Hmmmm
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
B E T
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
the confidence
the style
the art

we got ourselves a trifecta of fucking awesome right here
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
oh my sweet lil baby man, oh lathander help me protect him from all that is dark in this world
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM