Asuvir 🐐
@asuvir.bsky.social
internet goat! with 100% more archieinspace flavor since 2020
(he/him)
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banner: sadfurs
(he/him)
icon: monkeymoniker
banner: sadfurs
the delivery guy not even approaching the very idea of ringing my doorbell and sending me a notice i "wasn't home" instead
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the delivery guy not even approaching the very idea of ringing my doorbell and sending me a notice i "wasn't home" instead
peak shit won't lie i reference yagyu's wisdom at least once every few months
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
peak shit won't lie i reference yagyu's wisdom at least once every few months
good lord do i love bnuys
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
good lord do i love bnuys
this man has stolen my kids and beat my wife, destroyed my lawn, and ate my lunch at work
someone should do something about this monstrous piece of shit known as Grym Forge IF THAT IS HIS REAL NAME
i'm not mad at the game i'm mad at my situation
someone should do something about this monstrous piece of shit known as Grym Forge IF THAT IS HIS REAL NAME
i'm not mad at the game i'm mad at my situation
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
this man has stolen my kids and beat my wife, destroyed my lawn, and ate my lunch at work
someone should do something about this monstrous piece of shit known as Grym Forge IF THAT IS HIS REAL NAME
i'm not mad at the game i'm mad at my situation
someone should do something about this monstrous piece of shit known as Grym Forge IF THAT IS HIS REAL NAME
i'm not mad at the game i'm mad at my situation
man the last episode of hazbin was brutal
it's full of awwww this is kinda cute to E-MO-SHUN-AL DA-MAGE
it's worth it to see husk starting to realize some shit tho look at this goober i'd do anything upwards of dying for him
it's full of awwww this is kinda cute to E-MO-SHUN-AL DA-MAGE
it's worth it to see husk starting to realize some shit tho look at this goober i'd do anything upwards of dying for him
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
man the last episode of hazbin was brutal
it's full of awwww this is kinda cute to E-MO-SHUN-AL DA-MAGE
it's worth it to see husk starting to realize some shit tho look at this goober i'd do anything upwards of dying for him
it's full of awwww this is kinda cute to E-MO-SHUN-AL DA-MAGE
it's worth it to see husk starting to realize some shit tho look at this goober i'd do anything upwards of dying for him
gotta keep the homies warm
October 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
gotta keep the homies warm
me on average thrice a week
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
me on average thrice a week
tfw the coffee does nothing
September 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
tfw the coffee does nothing
booting up a new Randy Pitchford™ Premium Franchise Original Deluxe First Edition Gamer Video Game only to see this pop up so you can't legally send angry tweets at him anymore
September 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
booting up a new Randy Pitchford™ Premium Franchise Original Deluxe First Edition Gamer Video Game only to see this pop up so you can't legally send angry tweets at him anymore
the feast of trumpets, 2025 (oil on canvas)
September 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the feast of trumpets, 2025 (oil on canvas)
THE MAN WITH HUGE HANDS WILL HUG ME
hopefully
respectfully (unless...?)
hopefully
respectfully (unless...?)
September 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
THE MAN WITH HUGE HANDS WILL HUG ME
hopefully
respectfully (unless...?)
hopefully
respectfully (unless...?)
a level of foot in mouth so bad i had to look up a jojo's stand for a visual representation of what he looked like composing this tweet
September 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
a level of foot in mouth so bad i had to look up a jojo's stand for a visual representation of what he looked like composing this tweet
the helldivers dev in court, having to explain what ↑→↓↓↓ stands for
September 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
the helldivers dev in court, having to explain what ↑→↓↓↓ stands for
anyway before i head off for the night enjoy a goat man taking advantage of the last embers of a nice summer before autumn is upon us
🎨 @juleteon.art
🎨 @juleteon.art
September 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
anyway before i head off for the night enjoy a goat man taking advantage of the last embers of a nice summer before autumn is upon us
🎨 @juleteon.art
🎨 @juleteon.art
Skullface watching me go afk for 5 hours after eating a vulture that ate a man I looney tunes killed by way of tnt and waiting for the funniest moment to detonate it
August 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Skullface watching me go afk for 5 hours after eating a vulture that ate a man I looney tunes killed by way of tnt and waiting for the funniest moment to detonate it
this is probably the coolest god damn mega evo i've seen in a hot minute, every other mega is now lesser by comparison
August 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
this is probably the coolest god damn mega evo i've seen in a hot minute, every other mega is now lesser by comparison
