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Broke Blaise's (@wittywebhandle.bsky.social) brain after they claimed batteries weren't a form of vertical integration but openAI was. 🤪
Tech, pets, games, ... Linux, python, cloud
Be queer, do things
Has a whole ass conversation where they try to say I don't know the difference between "generative AI" and "analytical AI" because I mentioned AlphaFold 3 was generative AI.

Because it is.

Gets mad.

Labels me a bot. 😘
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Live on your feet or tweet OpenAI ads from your knees - like this one.

A tool is only as accurate as it is made. Small language models do just fine and transformers are great for search.

When you live under the yoke of keeping your head up OpenAI's butt you don't see the forest from the trees.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
For some reason Google is now sending me reminders that I'm emo or something
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What is 2025...

Onewheel, the company famous for a one wheel vehicle that has one wheel, now has a uh two wheel

what
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm in an internet hole talking about "ADHD pen grip" and I'm over here like wtf is a tripod help

* tbc I don't really think a pen grip is a diagnosis but uh why do I write like a fool? 💀
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I took two of the Keychron K0 Max (~$74 on Amazon) and turned them sideways. Replaced the keys. See alt text for current map.

For 1/3 the price of any wireless split ergomech this is *surprisingly good* 😆

I did it as a joke but I'm almost sold. Now if I can just stop hitting KNOB for space
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So what are the supposed "tech" people doing?

Drugs. Experimenting with recreational drugs. And making ChatGPT subservient clones of themselves... instead of autonomy.

We need a new word for this. "Tech bros" are all financier hustle culture scammers on drugs and none are actually "doing tech"
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Press Guwht Dade to pay respects
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
On the upside, people are again recognizing things like the sonnenrad.

On the downside, I have a strophalos tattoo.

These are not the same 😭
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Okay, Jack, then fix it
The day we can actually use crypto as money instead of idiotic winkelvoss speculative bullshittery would be quite the day

Bitcoin is forever ruined
October 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Doom 2016 is good times but I think you should skip to Doom: Eternal

If you turn the doom logo upside down you can make like a tree and-
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Instructions unclear, pfrazee stuck in imagen
October 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
From their docs.
If your content ended up in SDXL and Flux it is unlikely that Hive put it there through moderation requests. Bluesky should be able to opt out of using our data for training (and they may - or may not, who knows!)
October 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Waiting for the day people kind of catch up to what has been happening.

Eliza bots flooded twitter, Musk replaced most of the user base with bots, Musk directly pays people to invent ivermectin and antifa shit, Cracker Barrel logo "outrage" (manufactured)

Now OpenAI is going to revenue share Sora.
October 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The last two days
I mean I don't really follow why it's so hard to reflect on a particularly offensive pattern of speech

idgaf if you use chatgpt or not - I don't, but go ahead and add me to "Musk Fans blocklist that I'll burn in an oven with the LLMs" I guess
October 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In 2025, the wife of the sick guy who believes in evolutionary psychology thinks that illness is caused by *checks notes* spiritual attacks. What's JP say? Did we evolve to throw hexes at each other through social media?

Tiktok witches are getting so much gas this year
That's just evolution I guess
October 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Can confirm that people with chaos stars on their left hand side are cool
October 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
At this time this is true.
Consider recent examples: They shoehorned "white genocide" into the system prompt (not the model) behind grok and it still told people about white genocide *but also* questioned if it was real. You can see some of the samples out on the internet.
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm still pretty happy with how EmbeddingGemma runs and how well sqlite-vec seems to be working.
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Tag yourself.
I'm sqlite apparently.
September 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I got bored and did this with sqlite-vec and EmbeddingGemma.
The results are kind of mid.
September 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Good old @whstancil.bsky.social and his audience being about as in-touch with reality as ... well this big ol' allegedly fascist fictional alien bug.
September 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
how many do you want?
this from a minecraft reference
September 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Spill it on the keyboard so I can attempt to get chat to bully you into using the Bun Wonderland by Akko
Round 2
September 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I found a little Nezha at a mall
I should go see when Nezha 2 is on steaming
September 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM