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ᗀ Iel (They/Them) | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🪐🏔️💻 ᗃ
Just your average Cajun unfortunately living in the USA.
Make them rue the day they became an ICE agent.
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! OR you could simply make lemon poppyseed cake.

#Lemon #Poppy #LemonPoppyseedCake #Baking #Cake #CaveJohnson #GLADOS
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Well, this is the first snow of this year for my area... Time to make some snowmen and throw some snowballs at my sibling.

#Snow #Colorado
January 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I did some light digging but since I don't know the overall history of this plant I can't exactly come to a meaningful conclusion. But, it can be everything from nutrient deficiencies and watering issues to pH imbalances and light burn. This looks close to examples I found on potassium deficiency.
January 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
ICE agent kicks at a memorial for Renee Good then walks up to a guy getting into his face and then tells him to "back up" as well as pushing him.

#ICE #DHS #ReneeGood
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I have no idea why but I was instantly reminded of a high school biology class when we were talking about cork cells under a microscope.
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I can't say I have ever been called "Asterix". I even spelled my name as "Astrus" out loud for him...
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Teehee! I'm in danger! What even is this weather?
August 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Me:
August 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
FEED ME THE CAAASH!
May 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My friend that I haven't spoken to in forever asks if I can hangout:
*My response*

#Flapjack #YESSS
May 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I can't even. At around 2 AM last night at the hotel, someone broke into my fiancé's truck. They stole clothes, medication, and a safe with a firearm in it. Police wouldn't even come out. All they would tell us is to make a report online. I am beyond livid.
May 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me:
May 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM