Ujjwal Panda
astrogewgaw.bsky.social
Ujjwal Panda
@astrogewgaw.bsky.social
listening to the universe chatter in the radio 📡. coding to decode the cosmos 💻. fast radio bursts and pulsars. he/him/his.
Objective reality is dead.
Long live objective reality.
Long live the slop.

youtube.com/watch?v=TWpg...
AI Slop: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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June 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Marveling at the first (and absolutely bonkers) subarcsecond localization with all three CHIME outriggers (www.astronomerstelegram.org?read=17114): 📡
March 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Happy Holi folks! One day before Holi we burn a bonfire, symbolising the destruction of evil; specifically, the burning of the demon Holik, who tried to kill Prahlada, the son of the king of demons, and (paradoxically) a Vishnu devotee. Hopefully evil burns and dies in the same way like this fire.
March 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I have made the mistake of looking at the news, and now I am hella depressed. Cool, cool, cool, cool, just the world collapsing around me, no big deal, it's all going to be fine, right? Right?
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a crowd of people with the words cool cool cool behind him
Alt: Jake Peralta, from Brooklyn Nine Nine, standing in a court room in a suit, and saying "Cool, cool, cool" as the words appear behind him. Context: He has just heard that he (and Rosa) are going to jail.
media.tenor.com
March 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
For anyone interested: aspire.science.uva.nl. Anyone from the world can apply, but they are especially trying to target students from Asia, South America, and Africa, where research opportunities can be limited. Deadline: March 10th. Do help spread the word. 🔭
ASPIRE
aspire.science.uva.nl
February 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
To no one's surprise, as soon as Trump came into office he started attacking minorities. However, I do hope that Americans would show the same outrage when the Democrats pull off similar crap on them, and realise that "the State" never has their best interests at heart, and never will.
January 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It is a very #SorryChristmas after all when you have to work on Christmas (and that too in the morning).
December 27, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I suddenly got a lot of new followers this week, so maybe I should introduce myself: I am Ujjwal, a PhD student working on fast radio bursts (FRBs) at the National Centre for Radio Astrophysics (NCRA), Pune, India.

📷: Me, taking a selfie with the supercomputer that forms the backbone of my work.
November 17, 2024 at 2:49 AM
October 29, 2024 at 12:40 PM
After months of work, managed to submit my first paper to the arXiv: arxiv.org/abs/2405.09749. We detected (and analysed) a lot of bursts using the #uGMRT 🔭 from the newest hyperactive repeater on the FRB market, FRB 240114A.
Low-frequency, wideband study of an active repeater, FRB...
We report the detection of a total of 135 bursts from a recently discovered active, repeating fast radio burst, FRB 20240114A with the GMRT over a frequency range of 300$-$750 MHz. The bursts were...
arxiv.org
June 15, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Last year, I helped out in my institute's celebration of National Science Day by telling thousands of kids how the #GMRT, one of the largest radio telescopes in the world, works. Thanks to that, I have ended up in this fantastic video by Kavin: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FNQ.... 🔭
How the World's largest low-frequency radio telescope works | GMRT vlog
Chapters 0:00 Intro01:18 Short intro to GMRT01:58 Location montage03:11 Science posters03:23 Explaining GMRT to kids07:02 Imaging using GMRT08:51 Detecting p...
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March 8, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Go to see a start of a beautiful day when I (finally) woke up in the morning like a normal human being.
February 13, 2024 at 2:56 AM
A bit of a late update, but I attended my first in-person conference this year! This one proved to be interesting, since I was there both as a participant, and as part of my institute's social media team.
February 11, 2024 at 10:23 PM
hey everyone! this is my first post. just moved from twitter after being away from most social media for a long time. how are y'all?
October 9, 2023 at 7:02 PM