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@astroburek.bsky.social
I mainly talk shit regarding reality tv especially US and UK shows. You’re probably going go hate my takes and that’s okay 😉😊 Follow my wife’s account for neat stuff: @foundtreasure.bsky.social
I mean it’s copyright infringement, but fuck is this the mashup I never knew I needed? Scooby on a Clone Trooper Gunship flying around solving Republic mysteries?
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I mean it’s copyright infringement, but fuck is this the mashup I never knew I needed? Scooby on a Clone Trooper Gunship flying around solving Republic mysteries?
Same Spongeborp. Same.
December 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Same Spongeborp. Same.
We need to go back to the 1995-1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse turbo spoiler. Peak spoiler.
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
We need to go back to the 1995-1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse turbo spoiler. Peak spoiler.
He was also badass in Blade
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
He was also badass in Blade
I’m really enjoying all these “Trump ruined!” “Trump seriously fucked up!” “Trump dealt a massive blow!” “Trump fuming over…” headlines for a bunch of your substacks.
You’re all so full of shit. He’s not fuming. His entire family is getting wealthier. He’s not losing power. In fact…
You’re all so full of shit. He’s not fuming. His entire family is getting wealthier. He’s not losing power. In fact…
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m really enjoying all these “Trump ruined!” “Trump seriously fucked up!” “Trump dealt a massive blow!” “Trump fuming over…” headlines for a bunch of your substacks.
You’re all so full of shit. He’s not fuming. His entire family is getting wealthier. He’s not losing power. In fact…
You’re all so full of shit. He’s not fuming. His entire family is getting wealthier. He’s not losing power. In fact…
Oh…so we really are completely fucked. Nice.
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh…so we really are completely fucked. Nice.
AliExpress so horny! #DuckHunk #RubberDuckDaddy
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
AliExpress so horny! #DuckHunk #RubberDuckDaddy
Simpler times. In some regards I miss them.
Only the most important people had these making sure you knew they were taking care of their shit. The number of times I mistakenly thought someone was talking to me when they were simply conducting massive stonk deals on an IPO… #Bluetooth
Only the most important people had these making sure you knew they were taking care of their shit. The number of times I mistakenly thought someone was talking to me when they were simply conducting massive stonk deals on an IPO… #Bluetooth
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Simpler times. In some regards I miss them.
Only the most important people had these making sure you knew they were taking care of their shit. The number of times I mistakenly thought someone was talking to me when they were simply conducting massive stonk deals on an IPO… #Bluetooth
Only the most important people had these making sure you knew they were taking care of their shit. The number of times I mistakenly thought someone was talking to me when they were simply conducting massive stonk deals on an IPO… #Bluetooth
Red Bull Advent Calendar? Really? For $118!!?
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Red Bull Advent Calendar? Really? For $118!!?
Apparently there is a Death Star popcorn bucket you can buy in a Disney park for $30. It looks sick as hell. People are trying to sell them for $150 PLUS shipping. Insane. But this was best item description I may have ever seen on Ebay 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Apparently there is a Death Star popcorn bucket you can buy in a Disney park for $30. It looks sick as hell. People are trying to sell them for $150 PLUS shipping. Insane. But this was best item description I may have ever seen on Ebay 🤣
The actual fuck is going on with He-Man nowadays?! At this point just give him a top bun and seashell necklace. Masters of the Universe? More like Masters of Abercrombie and Fitch. Boom. Got’em.
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The actual fuck is going on with He-Man nowadays?! At this point just give him a top bun and seashell necklace. Masters of the Universe? More like Masters of Abercrombie and Fitch. Boom. Got’em.
The Goebbels family end story is quite disturbing made worse that it appears Magda might have been the driving force behind the children’s deaths. It’s very relatable to the MAGA cult.
www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-arti...
www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-arti...
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Goebbels family end story is quite disturbing made worse that it appears Magda might have been the driving force behind the children’s deaths. It’s very relatable to the MAGA cult.
www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-arti...
www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-arti...
We all read this the wrong way, right?
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We all read this the wrong way, right?
BMW’s final, limited production of the Z4 sure is sexy. My old, disabled ass couldn’t get out of it, but it does look phenomenal.
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
BMW’s final, limited production of the Z4 sure is sexy. My old, disabled ass couldn’t get out of it, but it does look phenomenal.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He tried but instead he got the ugatz 🤌
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
He tried but instead he got the ugatz 🤌
What fictional creature traumatized you as a kid?
Dunno why it did but it did especially the cover art for the movie.
Dunno why it did but it did especially the cover art for the movie.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
What fictional creature traumatized you as a kid?
Dunno why it did but it did especially the cover art for the movie.
Dunno why it did but it did especially the cover art for the movie.
This made made me think of this that I have been saving forever…
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This made made me think of this that I have been saving forever…
I feel the same way sometimes, bridge. www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/w...
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I feel the same way sometimes, bridge. www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/w...
Drop something 80s
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Drop something 80s
So I saw my Samsung Bespoke combo washer/dryer show up on my Spotify app. Even with the unit “off” it works and this is with it on.
Sure the world is on fire, but now I can listen to music while my drawers are washing.
Sure the world is on fire, but now I can listen to music while my drawers are washing.
October 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
So I saw my Samsung Bespoke combo washer/dryer show up on my Spotify app. Even with the unit “off” it works and this is with it on.
Sure the world is on fire, but now I can listen to music while my drawers are washing.
Sure the world is on fire, but now I can listen to music while my drawers are washing.
Fucking what, YouTube?! Ejaculation detox?!
October 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Fucking what, YouTube?! Ejaculation detox?!
I got an email touting the new Asus WiFi router built with AI. It’s so fucking dumb. Who needs this? So Asus can collect literally all of my household data?
I miss my WRT54G 😢
I miss my WRT54G 😢
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I got an email touting the new Asus WiFi router built with AI. It’s so fucking dumb. Who needs this? So Asus can collect literally all of my household data?
I miss my WRT54G 😢
I miss my WRT54G 😢
