Astolpho
@astolpho.regression.club
2d/3d furry artist, VR nerd, whatever the therian version of a kindergartener is.
Enjoyer of subby ageplay, clean diapers, and moms & dads! 18+ only.
💛 @jj-dogdog.bsky.social 💛
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/astolpho
https://t.me/pebblemakes
Enjoyer of subby ageplay, clean diapers, and moms & dads! 18+ only.
💛 @jj-dogdog.bsky.social 💛
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/astolpho
https://t.me/pebblemakes
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Like I can't discount the value and relevance of the blender guru donut tutorial as a good birds-eye view introduction to Blender, but CHRIST the man is just about as dumb as a post
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Like I can't discount the value and relevance of the blender guru donut tutorial as a good birds-eye view introduction to Blender, but CHRIST the man is just about as dumb as a post
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Psst, new kid. So how old were you when you met your mommy? Hmm? Oh, I see. So your mommy hasn't told you the story of how she got you yet? >:3
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Psst, new kid. So how old were you when you met your mommy? Hmm? Oh, I see. So your mommy hasn't told you the story of how she got you yet? >:3
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said as if this shit wasn't also rife everywhere else
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
said as if this shit wasn't also rife everywhere else
I think I'm gonna start spelunking public instances more regularly. I think this is a kind of pain I need, like jack dorsey's weird nerve damage meditation that he does.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think I'm gonna start spelunking public instances more regularly. I think this is a kind of pain I need, like jack dorsey's weird nerve damage meditation that he does.
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Pumpkin house (it was eaten within 30 minutes)
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Pumpkin house (it was eaten within 30 minutes)
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It's very important for masters to train their puppies to behave correctly!
I'm just trying out some... New training methods.
I'm just trying out some... New training methods.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's very important for masters to train their puppies to behave correctly!
I'm just trying out some... New training methods.
I'm just trying out some... New training methods.
When he's taming his pets, @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com has a lot of tools at his disposal. With puppies like @splicerwolf.bsky.social, it takes a little more reinforcement to remind them what the word "pet" means. But he'll get there with a bit of patience and effort!
#furryart
#furryart
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
When he's taming his pets, @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com has a lot of tools at his disposal. With puppies like @splicerwolf.bsky.social, it takes a little more reinforcement to remind them what the word "pet" means. But he'll get there with a bit of patience and effort!
#furryart
#furryart
The perfect slam dunk followup Valve could do after their recent hardware bombshells is announcing that they're letting their all their Campo Santo employees start recording podcasts again
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The perfect slam dunk followup Valve could do after their recent hardware bombshells is announcing that they're letting their all their Campo Santo employees start recording podcasts again
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Imagine coming out to your friends as a baby/toddler/abdl and they're so supportive they throw you a baby shower
Like they bring gifts (bottles, packs of diapers, toys, onsies) and they play adult party games and drink while you're stuck in the playpen
Anyway, free birthday party idea 👀
Like they bring gifts (bottles, packs of diapers, toys, onsies) and they play adult party games and drink while you're stuck in the playpen
Anyway, free birthday party idea 👀
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Imagine coming out to your friends as a baby/toddler/abdl and they're so supportive they throw you a baby shower
Like they bring gifts (bottles, packs of diapers, toys, onsies) and they play adult party games and drink while you're stuck in the playpen
Anyway, free birthday party idea 👀
Like they bring gifts (bottles, packs of diapers, toys, onsies) and they play adult party games and drink while you're stuck in the playpen
Anyway, free birthday party idea 👀
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Taking a small break during work
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Taking a small break during work
Did anyone else used to make those construction paper chains to count down the days until christmas? I kinda wanna do one of those except it's counting down the days until I move in with @jj-dogdog.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Did anyone else used to make those construction paper chains to count down the days until christmas? I kinda wanna do one of those except it's counting down the days until I move in with @jj-dogdog.bsky.social
Still really embarrassed every single time I mistake someone's well-articulated opinions for actual knowledge of a subject only to find out they don't know a damn thing and it was just dunning-kruger confidence the whole time. I'm Charlie Brown running up on infinite footballs.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Still really embarrassed every single time I mistake someone's well-articulated opinions for actual knowledge of a subject only to find out they don't know a damn thing and it was just dunning-kruger confidence the whole time. I'm Charlie Brown running up on infinite footballs.
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my only comment about the new steam console
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
my only comment about the new steam console
I like how whenever you join a new discord your arrival is announced and you get spammed with animated welcome emojis. Like having to join yet another server that you'll never look at again isn't already enough of a hassle on its own, we need to have this weird hazing ritual.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I like how whenever you join a new discord your arrival is announced and you get spammed with animated welcome emojis. Like having to join yet another server that you'll never look at again isn't already enough of a hassle on its own, we need to have this weird hazing ritual.
So like. You can just install steamOS on stuff now? Like on whatever, and it will run Windows software? Between that, and the compulsory Win 11 upgrades, that might be enough to make a Linux freak out of me.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So like. You can just install steamOS on stuff now? Like on whatever, and it will run Windows software? Between that, and the compulsory Win 11 upgrades, that might be enough to make a Linux freak out of me.
Hey, so, there was a bear in the driveway when I got home from work
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Hey, so, there was a bear in the driveway when I got home from work
A sentence I wish more of my autistic friends knew how to say when they've inadvertently hurt someone is "how do I make this right?"
Like the autistic urge to Explain Everything often reads as doubling down and usually is just gasoline on a fire. Questions are often a more useful tool than answers!
Like the autistic urge to Explain Everything often reads as doubling down and usually is just gasoline on a fire. Questions are often a more useful tool than answers!
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
A sentence I wish more of my autistic friends knew how to say when they've inadvertently hurt someone is "how do I make this right?"
Like the autistic urge to Explain Everything often reads as doubling down and usually is just gasoline on a fire. Questions are often a more useful tool than answers!
Like the autistic urge to Explain Everything often reads as doubling down and usually is just gasoline on a fire. Questions are often a more useful tool than answers!
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
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picture of a girl who doesnt understand a damn thing
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
picture of a girl who doesnt understand a damn thing
Valve, I understand that you have to have a press conference at the beginning of the workday, but announcing your next VR headset when I have to wait until I'm home from work before I can absorb every last drop of information about it is KILLING me. It's killing me dead, uggghh
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Valve, I understand that you have to have a press conference at the beginning of the workday, but announcing your next VR headset when I have to wait until I'm home from work before I can absorb every last drop of information about it is KILLING me. It's killing me dead, uggghh
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Werewolf that claws something onto a coin before excitedly tossing it to you. She stares at you, grinning wider as she gauges your reaction, eagerly awaiting to see the results when you flip it.
One side reads "puppies."
The other side reads "hydrant."
One side reads "puppies."
The other side reads "hydrant."
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Werewolf that claws something onto a coin before excitedly tossing it to you. She stares at you, grinning wider as she gauges your reaction, eagerly awaiting to see the results when you flip it.
One side reads "puppies."
The other side reads "hydrant."
One side reads "puppies."
The other side reads "hydrant."
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It's Darmok and Jalad, not Adam and Steve
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
It's Darmok and Jalad, not Adam and Steve
so I just visited Mad At You Island, and honestly they have a surprisingly robust public transit infrastructure, free healthcare and child support, and a thriving arts community; I can fully understand why so many people have chosen to make their home there
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
so I just visited Mad At You Island, and honestly they have a surprisingly robust public transit infrastructure, free healthcare and child support, and a thriving arts community; I can fully understand why so many people have chosen to make their home there