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Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈
@astemcell.bsky.social
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Indie developer - Unlicensed Linguist - Existentially Gay - Free love is too tame for me - EN: him / DE: er
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But also, only two years later this happened

Conclusion: The Bush Years Just Sucked
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Achievement Unlocked
The class/job window from Final Fantasy XIV, showing every job (except Blue Mage, which is cropped out) at the level cap of 100. All the text is in German.
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Oh shit, 9 DIMENSIONAL RAIN?
An icon of a rain cloud with the text “in 9d” underneath
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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big if true
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Give it to me
Text reading: “post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of”
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Title screen for the PC-98 game "Sex 2"
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I feel called out
September 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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man so many people I know with Audiosurf in the first five
My first five Steam purchases. They are, in order from earliest to latest, Deus Ex Collection, Binding of Isaac Bundle, Alan Wake Bundle, Fallout: New Vegas, and finally Saints Row: The Third and Audiosurf purchased together
August 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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somebody in my area is very ambitious
August 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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update: There are sickos™ in Las Vegas
August 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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August 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Blu-Ray box for Ghost in the Shell 2.0
August 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Sure why not, sag mir den Titel eines Videospieles
July 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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July 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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"I'm in absolutely no position to be giving you advice here but I'm gonna do it anyway!"
June 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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nice
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible:

Man finds a solution for his insomnia, develops extreme somnambulism instead
Edward Norton as the Narrator in Fight Club. He looks tired.
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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What I'm wearing to the met gala
May 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
A gold-colored Imperial-class freighter from No Man's Sky, stationed above a gas giant. In the distance are several members of its accompanying fleet.
May 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Spreading a mutagenic pathogen, unlicensed use of ancient weapons of mass destruction
April 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Ich auch, Schwester, ich auch
April 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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let mom cook
a post from tumblr user clownboybebop that reads: my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don't get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo me: mama what the hell does that mean my mom: so muscular
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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oh hey, the German localization of Ace Attorney includes jokes that only make sense in German ^^
A video game text window that reads: "Der Himmel is blau. Meine Laune könnte auch ein paar Drinks vertragen" which translates to "The sky is blue. My mood could also use a few drinks." The joke is that, while "blau" literally means the color blue, it can also be used figuratively to mean "drunk", much like how in English, "blue" can also mean sad or depressed.
March 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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