Tired Guy
astandupguy.bsky.social
Tired Guy
@astandupguy.bsky.social
Supremely Tired. Teacher. Voice Actor. D&D. Pokemon. Not much more to say.
Venmo: @Guy-Messer-Li
Trying to figure out self-talk. I feel like some days I'm a little too tired to fight off the negative gremlin hanging out in my head. Most days I can but I need strategies for when I can't just say:
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December 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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I personally think that Americans wildly over-cinnamon their apple pies. the prominent flavor of an apple pie should be apple. The acidity of the fruit mixed with too much cinnamon ends up tasting kinda sicky
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I feel like when glass is smashed in movies, they never show the people picking glass out of their bodies for hours afterwards.

Like I dropped a jar yesterday, my friends and wife all worked together to clean the kitchen, I took a shower, and I woke up this morning with a piece of glass in my foot!
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November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Right now I feel like I'm walking through life seeing everyone around me and wondering:
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November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It can be hard to rally your mind during a difficult time. But, a lifetime of ignoring my feelings for the sake of others has trained me well.

Being a people-pleaser folks!

It's:
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November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Not me turning the last of my honey upside down so it can pool in the lid so I can just drop the lid in my tea.

Sure micro plastics. Also...

Me to myself:
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November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
#D&D is not just creative writing
It's:
- Collaboration
- Improvisation
- Empathy
- Fun in failure
- Strategy
- Math, Science & other academics
- Safety
- Identity
- Adaptable to kids & adults

Between my home games & student games, I see people grow, access emotion, & explore themselves
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November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I gave my level 5 #D&D 3rd-8th grade players the opportunity to strategize against a Lich encounter!

The lesson was, not all encounters end with 0HP

They discussed restricting V/S (grapples/silence/darkness) stealing the component pouch & burning legendary resistances to enable Suggestion

Amazing
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November 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@samreich.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social

New season idea for @dropout.tv and @dimension20.bsky.social

Kids playing D&D. Chaos, brought to life by Rick's help/SFX. Hilarity ensues

I DM kids 3rd-8th grade 2x a week Crazy Improv, unique gameplay!

Dropout D20 Season: 'Stay in School'
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
@dimension20.bsky.social #VivaMasVegas was truly a wonderful show. So grateful to @elainelee.bsky.social

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social & Rick Perry are awesome human beings, some of the hardest workers on the planet!

I look forward to all your next work

For now, safe travels, Intrepid Heroes!
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November 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sincerely grateful to have had the expertise of @elainelee.bsky.social in my classroom today, helping students use the world of D&D to craft unique narratives

They experienced the expertise of an author, and saw the importance & value of collaborative storytelling

Adventure Week is on the horizon!
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October 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Just finished Indigo League with my kid, and started Orange Islands and let me tell you.

Pokemon Themes are such bops man.
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October 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just watched the first few episodes of #Pokemon Concierge.

So...this is a crash course in how to deal with anxiety right?

Love it.
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October 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hey #McDonalds I don't get what's triple about this burger. Every time I order triple cheeseburger no cheese, I keep getting two patties. By the time I get home it's too late to do anything about.

This like the 5th time. I don't eat mcds that often.

Now I'm just sad :(
October 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Annoyingly, I used to have a first edition of the first book of @dereklandy.bsky.social 's Skulduggery Pleasant series. Then one of my students borrowed it and never returned it. Now I have an incomplete collection, and cannot find the initial edition anywhere, and the new ones don't match my set :(
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October 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Posting this here for myself as a reminder

I've uninstalled Pokemon GO & Sleep for this week. The daily requirements of each is feeling more like stressful chores than actual joy

Maybe when my child's walking I'll reinstall & we can go enjoy the park

Let's see how I do

For now, for my brain:
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September 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I have committed to slowly purchasing the Pokemon DVD box sets. Gotta watch em all (in order ofc)

My son loved Indigo league but we can't afford all the different subscription services they're all on

DVDs are just better anyway and likely to have some cool bts or extras stuff

Season 1-3 ordered!
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September 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You know I get so many student family members reaching out to me and thanking me for my class, communication, connections with students, and so much more, and I don't know how to tell them

'Could you tell my boss please?'
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September 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Here's the thing. I love Wendy's. But I can only afford to have it once in a while to treat myself.

So when that treat includes cheese on every burger despite me asking for none, and is missing a patty from the one triple burger I ordered, it just makes me sad.
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September 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don't know that the inventor of the @otterbox.bsky.social had a one year old with the throwing arm of a quarterback in mind, but I gotta say (about the phone case, not the child):
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September 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Some people don't get that, even if it is true, it doesn't make it all over. It'll just get worse. #IYKYK
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September 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The magic of 'hating yourself' is that it's sort of satisfying that, finally, the person you hate actually knows that you hate them, & can feel every ounce of your hatred

Can't feel that when you hate anyone else

It's an oddly gratifying feeling

In definitely unrelated news, it's been a bad month
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August 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It just clicked for me @dimension20.bsky.social #CloudwardHo is fully Wizard of Oz

One enemy needing a new brain, and this week a mechanical being in need of a heart

Comfrey is Oz
Olethra is Dorothy
Gotch is the lion
Straka is the cyclone

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social youve done it again
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July 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social thank you for giving us a Superman to aspire to & inspire us. I've felt more 'in awe of' Superman in recent yrs. I don't think either is bad, but I've missed his humanity. Thank you

Also, you think @vancityreynolds.bsky.social would want to be a bystander cameo in Lanterns?XD
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July 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's not that the content is suddenly woke.

It's that when the space Nazis were shouting exterminate, the billionaires were the bad guys, and the hero was inarguably good to all people regardless of who they were, you, the audience, were still not getting the message.

So the messages got clearer
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July 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM