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Christopher
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Acupuncture and myofascial release specialist. West Yorkshire UK. Trekkie. Kylie Minogue. Game of Thrones. Gay.
It was quite odd listening to radio 1 yesterday, in a traffic jam, and hearing them play Popular.
December 14, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Here’s my hot take on Wicked:

Glinda is Cordelia Chase in a pink dress.

“what IS your childhood trauma?”
November 29, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Wicked was everything I wanted and more. I wonder why they changed the word “atrocious” to “uncanny” though?
November 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Watching old clips of X Factor. The judges were brutal weren’t they?
November 24, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Just on my into Wicked. I’m beyond excited, got my Elphaba cup too.
November 23, 2024 at 7:54 PM
November 22, 2024 at 1:20 PM
I’m going to see Book of Mormon tonight, then Wicked tomorrow. I’m not sure I can cope with this much excitement. I need a lie down.
November 22, 2024 at 10:52 AM
I’m off to see Jimmy Carr tonight. To heckle to not to heckle?
November 16, 2024 at 6:27 PM
November 15, 2024 at 9:40 AM
In 2013 I had a job as a night porter for a hotel, and they didn’t show me the check in process properly. I just woke up really angry about it and now I can’t get back to sleep.

I don’t think that a strongly worded email is useful at this point but I might write one anyway.
November 15, 2024 at 7:30 AM
My Czech housemate just told me she has a cousin whose son is called Adolf. After much staring she searched and said “oh no it’s Albert!”
November 14, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Just had to explain to my Czech housemate what a mucktub is, because she spilt dinner down her white hoodie. I’m assuming this is a very Yorkshire word, does anyone else use it?
November 14, 2024 at 10:11 PM
€170 for fast track at Marrakech airport, or queue for three hours. This Yorkshireman is conflicted.
November 12, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Not wanting to be negative but my desk lamp is broken and I have to put the big light on for work. It’s not even 9am. Roll on spring!
November 12, 2024 at 8:45 AM
I’m currently reading Soul Survivor by PP Arnold. What a life this woman has had. Orgies with Mick Jagger and the lot.
November 12, 2024 at 8:39 AM
My feed is full of cats and Star Trek. I think I might like it here.
November 12, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Barman
Waiter
Nightclub manager
Mobile phone salesman
Night porter
Travel advisor
Acupuncturist
Introduce yourself with some jobs you’ve done apart from what you do now:

Video store owner
Film critic
Retail clerk
Movie theater boxoffice
Computer repair
Film developer
Fast food
Introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what you do now:

Film Critic
Video Store Clerk
Travel Agent
Camp Counselor
Waiter
Airline Reservations Agent
Sandwich Artist
Late Night Copy Jesus
Late Night Hotel Front Desk Clerk
Paperboy
November 12, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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gays leaving twitter for bluesky reminds me of that scene from LoTR where the elves are exiting middle earth
November 11, 2024 at 6:49 PM
How nice to wake up to a few followers!

I tend not to post pictures, and I often tweet when drunk, without spellchecking. Sorry in advance.
November 12, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Well this looks like a nice friendly place. Please follow me I look like a Billy no mates here.
November 11, 2024 at 5:39 PM