Christopher
@assimilatethis.bsky.social
Acupuncture and myofascial release specialist. West Yorkshire UK. Trekkie. Kylie Minogue. Game of Thrones. Gay.
It was quite odd listening to radio 1 yesterday, in a traffic jam, and hearing them play Popular.
December 14, 2024 at 9:35 PM
It was quite odd listening to radio 1 yesterday, in a traffic jam, and hearing them play Popular.
Here’s my hot take on Wicked:
Glinda is Cordelia Chase in a pink dress.
“what IS your childhood trauma?”
Glinda is Cordelia Chase in a pink dress.
“what IS your childhood trauma?”
November 29, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Here’s my hot take on Wicked:
Glinda is Cordelia Chase in a pink dress.
“what IS your childhood trauma?”
Glinda is Cordelia Chase in a pink dress.
“what IS your childhood trauma?”
Wicked was everything I wanted and more. I wonder why they changed the word “atrocious” to “uncanny” though?
November 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Wicked was everything I wanted and more. I wonder why they changed the word “atrocious” to “uncanny” though?
Watching old clips of X Factor. The judges were brutal weren’t they?
November 24, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Watching old clips of X Factor. The judges were brutal weren’t they?
Just on my into Wicked. I’m beyond excited, got my Elphaba cup too.
November 23, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Just on my into Wicked. I’m beyond excited, got my Elphaba cup too.
I’m going to see Book of Mormon tonight, then Wicked tomorrow. I’m not sure I can cope with this much excitement. I need a lie down.
November 22, 2024 at 10:52 AM
I’m going to see Book of Mormon tonight, then Wicked tomorrow. I’m not sure I can cope with this much excitement. I need a lie down.
I’m off to see Jimmy Carr tonight. To heckle to not to heckle?
November 16, 2024 at 6:27 PM
I’m off to see Jimmy Carr tonight. To heckle to not to heckle?
In 2013 I had a job as a night porter for a hotel, and they didn’t show me the check in process properly. I just woke up really angry about it and now I can’t get back to sleep.
I don’t think that a strongly worded email is useful at this point but I might write one anyway.
I don’t think that a strongly worded email is useful at this point but I might write one anyway.
November 15, 2024 at 7:30 AM
In 2013 I had a job as a night porter for a hotel, and they didn’t show me the check in process properly. I just woke up really angry about it and now I can’t get back to sleep.
I don’t think that a strongly worded email is useful at this point but I might write one anyway.
I don’t think that a strongly worded email is useful at this point but I might write one anyway.
My Czech housemate just told me she has a cousin whose son is called Adolf. After much staring she searched and said “oh no it’s Albert!”
November 14, 2024 at 11:45 PM
My Czech housemate just told me she has a cousin whose son is called Adolf. After much staring she searched and said “oh no it’s Albert!”
Just had to explain to my Czech housemate what a mucktub is, because she spilt dinner down her white hoodie. I’m assuming this is a very Yorkshire word, does anyone else use it?
November 14, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Just had to explain to my Czech housemate what a mucktub is, because she spilt dinner down her white hoodie. I’m assuming this is a very Yorkshire word, does anyone else use it?
€170 for fast track at Marrakech airport, or queue for three hours. This Yorkshireman is conflicted.
November 12, 2024 at 9:52 AM
€170 for fast track at Marrakech airport, or queue for three hours. This Yorkshireman is conflicted.
Not wanting to be negative but my desk lamp is broken and I have to put the big light on for work. It’s not even 9am. Roll on spring!
November 12, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Not wanting to be negative but my desk lamp is broken and I have to put the big light on for work. It’s not even 9am. Roll on spring!
I’m currently reading Soul Survivor by PP Arnold. What a life this woman has had. Orgies with Mick Jagger and the lot.
November 12, 2024 at 8:39 AM
I’m currently reading Soul Survivor by PP Arnold. What a life this woman has had. Orgies with Mick Jagger and the lot.
My feed is full of cats and Star Trek. I think I might like it here.
November 12, 2024 at 8:36 AM
My feed is full of cats and Star Trek. I think I might like it here.
Barman
Waiter
Nightclub manager
Mobile phone salesman
Night porter
Travel advisor
Acupuncturist
Waiter
Nightclub manager
Mobile phone salesman
Night porter
Travel advisor
Acupuncturist
Introduce yourself with some jobs you’ve done apart from what you do now:
Video store owner
Film critic
Retail clerk
Movie theater boxoffice
Computer repair
Film developer
Fast food
Video store owner
Film critic
Retail clerk
Movie theater boxoffice
Computer repair
Film developer
Fast food
Introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what you do now:
Film Critic
Video Store Clerk
Travel Agent
Camp Counselor
Waiter
Airline Reservations Agent
Sandwich Artist
Late Night Copy Jesus
Late Night Hotel Front Desk Clerk
Paperboy
Film Critic
Video Store Clerk
Travel Agent
Camp Counselor
Waiter
Airline Reservations Agent
Sandwich Artist
Late Night Copy Jesus
Late Night Hotel Front Desk Clerk
Paperboy
November 12, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Barman
Waiter
Nightclub manager
Mobile phone salesman
Night porter
Travel advisor
Acupuncturist
Waiter
Nightclub manager
Mobile phone salesman
Night porter
Travel advisor
Acupuncturist
Reposted by Christopher
gays leaving twitter for bluesky reminds me of that scene from LoTR where the elves are exiting middle earth
November 11, 2024 at 6:49 PM
gays leaving twitter for bluesky reminds me of that scene from LoTR where the elves are exiting middle earth
How nice to wake up to a few followers!
I tend not to post pictures, and I often tweet when drunk, without spellchecking. Sorry in advance.
I tend not to post pictures, and I often tweet when drunk, without spellchecking. Sorry in advance.
November 12, 2024 at 7:47 AM
How nice to wake up to a few followers!
I tend not to post pictures, and I often tweet when drunk, without spellchecking. Sorry in advance.
I tend not to post pictures, and I often tweet when drunk, without spellchecking. Sorry in advance.
Well this looks like a nice friendly place. Please follow me I look like a Billy no mates here.
November 11, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Well this looks like a nice friendly place. Please follow me I look like a Billy no mates here.