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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️
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Y'ALL I AM CRYINGGGG THEY SUBTITLED THE ELEPHANT
screen from the movie Coming to America showing a beautiful lush lawn with tropical trees and beautiful floral lamps in front of a castle at night and there are two elephants running by in front of the king and his son and the subtitle reads [Nnnrr] to mimic the trumpeting elephant sound
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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they always get phones and communication technology completely wrong
Amy Wong from Futurama standing in the lounge area of planet Express holding her teensy tiny cell phone which has an enormous charger (called a cellmate) Marty McFly Jr from the movie back to the Future 2 being viewed from afar by doc Brown as he passes a payphone in 2015 Good luck finding any payphones in 2015
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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NO

You cannot make a giant Pringles tube and not simply fill it with Pringles
nobody wants your 10 little gift size packages I want the giant tube OF PRINGLES GIANT TUBE OF PRINGLES

also why the two worst flavours
make a GIANT TUBE OF PRINGLES pizza flavor
A very long tube of Pringles showing stocking designs and two different flavors of Pringles on the packaging on the floor next to my feet for size (My feet are pretty big so keep that in mind. giant rabbit feet on a human body) next to this tube is two of the little cans that you will find inside. The long tube contains 10 of those little cans. everything is sitting on a concrete floor under back warehouse fluorescent lighting interior shot
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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she said that she actually did
it's a gray sweatshirt with writing on it that reads "The one piece is real" attributed to Queen Elizabeth 1926 to 2022 was picture of a straw hat underneath and now in the middle here is a picture of some of amadán they pulled off the streets and stuck a crown of stolen jewels atop the head of
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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YOU EVER LOOK ALL AROUND
The view of the mackerel sky over the green grass of the park with many trees along the horizon
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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you ever look... down
Green Grass almost unseen by the carpet of yellow and brown and orange leaves
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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you ever look up
a beautiful blue sky filled with mackerel pattern clouds
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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DIGLETS?
Three Little dirt mounds in the grass surrounded by leaves and there are other dirt mounds that can be vague we seen in the background likely made by moles
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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lol sometimes I find myself back in the same places doing the same things

November 13, 2017 - November 8, 2025
a selfie of me in the exact same park with many yellow orange and brown leaves behind me this was taken November 18th 2017 and I was a red-haired white girl with pink cat eye glasses wearing a blue cardigan over a gray shirt and carrying an orange purse looking up at the camera exact same park but taking just today this time I am a blue-haired white girl not wearing any makeup and a pink beanie also a blue cardigan over a black one piece T-shirt showing Luffy in gear 5 and has wanted poster and once again there is an orange purse along over my shoulder
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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how can you call yourself shameless when whoever eats this is going to be a 24-hour fart machine during the times they're not on the toilet

26 g of fiber and 8 g of sugar alcohols holy shit

I get a solid 30 g of fiber a day but I've built up to it
this could destroy anyone else

oh well. yolo
a purple bag showing up close picture of a peach candy with a picture of a peach on the bottom and it says from the top down: eat like no one is watching EAT ME I TASTE AWESOME 3 g of sugar 70 calories 3 g net carbs SHAMELESS SNACKS OMG PEACH GUMMY CANDY gluten free vegan good dietary fiber source and here I have taken a picture of the nutrition facts which shows the serving size is one bag and there's 70 calories per serving let's ignore some of the rest of this stuff to get to the important parts: dietary fiber 26 g sugar alcohol 8 g
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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HUNDO BABY 💫
screenshot from Pokémon GO showing my whimsicot (her name is Endicott) but the CP of 1798 and her appraisal rating (given by Candela) showing attack, defense, HP all at the max a picture of my adorable little whimsicott jumping up happily with her little mouth open. whimsicott is a plant Pokémon with a little brown body and sheep-like cotton growing all around it with little curly green horns/ears and yellow eyes
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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vs me today and let me tell you something. apropos of nothing:

when the devil offers to make you a deal, you take it. you're worth it, babe
me blue haired white person with big round glasses, looking over my shoulder which is puffing up my loose neck soft grey sweater making it look weird, touching some of the curls in my hair because I was swimming a second ago great big glass wizard ring on my ring finger interior shot, partial low lighting on the right, I'm facing the bright led lighting of my AeroGarden
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Post you from a different era

1994
picture of a yearbook page with me in the middle: sepia toned (lol gawd) picture of a white girl with wispy bangs and chin length hair, a white T-shirt with a black vest over it
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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okay let's fuckin go then
two cans of zero sugar Coke on my kitchen counter the one on the left is holiday creamy vanilla flavor at the one on the right is vanilla Coke interior shot natural daylight
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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cat is not babysitter of your happiness, can only handle cat's own self
happy cat does no real harm in this world
your frets are your own
Moonbun once again, a fluffy black and white cat lazing on a cream and beige fluffy blanket now looking at the camera with no concerns in the world. bright artificial lighting interior shot
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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become like cat
do not fear taking up space
space already occupied? cat don't care
Moonbun, a fluffy black and white cat, lazes contentedly on a cream and beige blanket which is draped over me lying in bed bright artificial lamp light interior shot
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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someday I want to marry a girl like her
screenshot from the animated TV show Futurama: a scene showing The character "Mom", a very old woman wearing a skin type purple suit and hip length black boots laughing as she walks out of a dank room somewhere in a factory. behind her watching her as she cackles and walks away are her three sons standing quietly.
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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lol

this isn't even on our shelves yet but our vendors came and set it aside to merchandise it

and I walked by with my box knife and yoink

Don't ask me what it tastes like for about an hour, I just stuck it in my produce cooler
My hand holding a plastic bottle of holiday creamy vanilla Coca-Cola with a cream and gray striped label with what looks like a dollop of whipped cream on the bottom. in the background is a brown cutting board counter. interior fluorescent lighting
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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oh I have GOT to know
My hand holding a can over a grocery store floor that reads Woodstock organic banana water with a picture of a banana on it in some water and it says zero grams added sugar. interior shot fluorescent lighting
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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I made her again. there she is. headed into a baggie in a cool lunchbox to wait for me
half of a sandwich on dark rye: from the top down: kite Hill cream cheese, arugula and baby kale, a slice of quince spread, tofurky roasted turkey slices, violife smoked provolone, cucumbers, avocado, red onion, more cream cheese. natural daylight interior shot on my kitchen counter
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I'm at work

bitch I can't swim
Fitbit notification which reads: fitness capping off a triple activity day with a strong swim what an amazing day of movement! completing three distinct workouts, including this swim, is a massive win for your consistency goals. You're 17 minutes swim showcased excellent effort management in the pool.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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when I try to follow up on some drama and find that a blocklist I'm subscribed to has saved me from headaches
The blank Avatar with the name Gilbert underneath @tinpottop.bsky.social and then it shows "user blocked by "Men in the Mentions"
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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my shift is late so it's more supper than lunch but
I'll be thinking of her all day
The blue interior of my cooler lunch box showing two baggies containing one half of a whole sandwich each Though one cannot truly see the ingredients in the sandwich, I'll tell you: It is kite Hill cream cheese with half an avocado, violife smoked provolone, cucumbers, tofurkey roasted turkey slices, English cucumber slices, baby arugula, microkale, quince, with salt and pepper on dark rye
November 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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VACHE MEANS COW VACHE MEANS COW

it also means bitchy lol
the label on a tub of cheese that reads VACHE creamy & spreadable produced by Samish Bay LLC Bow, WA 98232 www.samishbay.com certified organic by Oregon Tilth it has a "Good Food award" very low interior lighting
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Halloween is officially over
A bunch of grocery bakery cakes decorated with orange and black pumpkins and green Frankenstein's monster on cake plates dumped unceremoniously into a compost bin
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM