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A crow can still fly in the rain. 🤘🏾🐦‍⬛💦
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currently selling better than Nuzzi's book:

www.amazon.com/dp/B0D1CHTX11
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
#Usha, are you okay,
Said, #Usha, are you okay,
Are you okay, #Usha,
#Usha are you okay?
#Usha are you okay?
Are you okay #Usha,

You’ve been hit by,
You’ve been cucked by,
A sad, Closet Case
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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This World AIDS Day, we remember the hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers lost to HIV and AIDS, and those living with HIV today. We must remind ourselves and each other that the fight isn’t over until the epidemic is over for everyone.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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The chilling short film PORTRAIT OF GOD is getting a feature film adaptation from producers Sam Raimi and Jordan Peele, which marks the first time Raimi and Peele have worked together:
‘Portrait of God’ – Sam Raimi and Jordan Peele Join Forces to Produce Religious Horror Movie
Horror masters Sam Raimi and Jordan Peele will work together for the first time as producers on Portrait of God, a feature adaptation of a viral short from filmmaker Dylan Clark. Clark’s Portrait of G...
bloody-disgusting.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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GUESS I'M LIVING A SHELTERED LIFE....HAVEN'T COME ACROSS THIS ..YET

I'M SURE IT'S HAPPENING, BUT I'D JUST SLAP THEM AMD MOVE ON.
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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God of Pain

#Art by Adrian Biłozór
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Since we aren't in a war, Pete Hegseth isn't technically a war criminal. He's just a garden-variety mass murderer.
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Lmao. It IS #SarahPalin. The evil falls out of her bun when she takes it down and the glasses come off.

Kinda like that misogynistic 90s-00s trope of the only thing making a girl as ugly as sin is accessories and a hairstyle. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Except in this case, it just reveals the reincarnation of #AvaBraun.
I didn't think that was possible but here we are...
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
🤣 🤮
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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“LOST HIGHWAY” (1997) dir. David Lynch

Bill Pullman, Patricia Arquette, Balthazar Getty, Robert Blake, Jack Nance, Richard Pryor

🎬 Ciby 2000
🎥 Asymmetrical Productions
📽 October Films
🎞 #Noirvember
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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😄
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This guy 🥹
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“Kristi Noem made the final call about the flight.”

“Kristi Noem defied a court order!”

“Kkkristi Noem is actually Jigsaw, blah blah.”

She’s a person. Just like you, just like me. If we break the law, we go to jail.

MAKE IT HAPPEN. She’s a criminal. She needs to be prosecuted. No more 🐱🦶-ing!
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Always conflicted with this groove tube but i think im diggin’ it more upon further listens. 🤔 music.youtube.com/watch?v=CQZB...
Midnight Ride
YouTube video by Orville Peck - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Who tf is #AlexisWilkins?
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So as a palette cleanser, this November and December, I’m watching primarily holiday films. This includes…for the first time voluntarily, Hallmark films.

HOWEVER! My loop hole for still acquiring my horror fix, is HOLIDAY HORROR MOVIES! First on the docket:
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m a firm believer in cannabis as part of a pre workout regiment. However, just make sure you can control the giggles while you’re at the gym. Especially a Planet Fitness. Saw something funny of the tv and trying so hard to keep my head down. 🤣#Stonerproblems
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Quiet, Piggy
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Quiet, piggy!

(Did I get that right?)
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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“ At just 16 years old, she took a job at Mar a Lago, believing she had secured a dream summer position. But that dream quickly morphed into a nightmare when Ghislaine Maxwell preyed upon her…. They trafficked her”
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Let’s get wild. For #Superbowl2025, I suggest #Maluma join #Badbunny. 🥵🔥🥵 The stairs in that stadium will be beyond #Wet and not just because they don’t allow lids on beverages in venues anymore.
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
So we’re just gonna pretend like #Hilaryduff, America’s #Kylieminogue didn’t drop a banger a few days ago called #Mature? I guess you also expect me to forget she did a semi cover of #Personaljesus by #Depechemode called #Reachout? Pshh, underrated. 😊
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM