Aspen 🌲
@aspenlking.bsky.social
Senior Editor • Author (Somewhat) • (He/They) 🏳️🌈
Cheers to thanks and being wine drunk
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Cheers to thanks and being wine drunk
Watching my grandma “season” the turkey with only butter, salt, and pepper before putting it in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Watching my grandma “season” the turkey with only butter, salt, and pepper before putting it in the oven
Honestly obsessed with the shamelessness in the gay ads on Facebook. Ok divas what the hell 😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Honestly obsessed with the shamelessness in the gay ads on Facebook. Ok divas what the hell 😭
15lbs down, back to my goal weight (thanks to stopping a useless psych med), and confidence slowly coming back?? 💖
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
15lbs down, back to my goal weight (thanks to stopping a useless psych med), and confidence slowly coming back?? 💖
New slutty little glasses. Or maybe they’re grandpa glasses. Either way, my vision feels sharper 💙
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
New slutty little glasses. Or maybe they’re grandpa glasses. Either way, my vision feels sharper 💙
Unintentionally matched with a boy who shares both my legal first name and last name.
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Unintentionally matched with a boy who shares both my legal first name and last name.
Eye thread.
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Eye thread.
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
Balcony Christmas lights are all set up 💙 Was tempted to put some fake snow somewhere, but that’d only work if wind didn’t exist lol
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Balcony Christmas lights are all set up 💙 Was tempted to put some fake snow somewhere, but that’d only work if wind didn’t exist lol
The more I grow my hair out, the more noticeable my widow’s peak becomes lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The more I grow my hair out, the more noticeable my widow’s peak becomes lol
This is a very big deal to me
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is a very big deal to me
Regretting listening to this 😀
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Regretting listening to this 😀
It was in the mid 70s a few days ago and now it’s below freezing and snowing. Alright.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It was in the mid 70s a few days ago and now it’s below freezing and snowing. Alright.
I don’t have a star for my tree, so I guess a plumbob will do. Sims Christmas tree. Why the hell not?
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I don’t have a star for my tree, so I guess a plumbob will do. Sims Christmas tree. Why the hell not?
Just average NYC work things 💅🏼
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Just average NYC work things 💅🏼
Anyway, here’s a post-Halloween flare ✨
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Anyway, here’s a post-Halloween flare ✨
Rave/slut minion costume check in
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Rave/slut minion costume check in
Went to go take a picture of the blooming red butterfly on my face but then noticed my hair looked kinda slay, so that ultimately took priority
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Went to go take a picture of the blooming red butterfly on my face but then noticed my hair looked kinda slay, so that ultimately took priority
Feeling absolutely ridiculous but what’s new?
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Feeling absolutely ridiculous but what’s new?
Going from talking every day to being left on read. Let’s just say the contents of my nightstand drawer are about to be real familiar of me again.
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Going from talking every day to being left on read. Let’s just say the contents of my nightstand drawer are about to be real familiar of me again.
Honestly feeling my most self with black hair, I’m ngl lol
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Honestly feeling my most self with black hair, I’m ngl lol
I think it turned out great tbh
October 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I think it turned out great tbh
Questionable choices
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Questionable choices
Apparently when I’m having the time of my life on a roller coaster, it looks like I’m actually having a mental breakdown
August 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Apparently when I’m having the time of my life on a roller coaster, it looks like I’m actually having a mental breakdown
Being a senior editor but continuing to mix up who and whom
July 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Being a senior editor but continuing to mix up who and whom