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Cheers to thanks and being wine drunk
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Cheers to thanks and being wine drunk
Watching my grandma “season” the turkey with only butter, salt, and pepper before putting it in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Watching my grandma “season” the turkey with only butter, salt, and pepper before putting it in the oven
Honestly obsessed with the shamelessness in the gay ads on Facebook. Ok divas what the hell 😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Honestly obsessed with the shamelessness in the gay ads on Facebook. Ok divas what the hell 😭
People bickering with me in the comments of a TikTok about a roller coaster is truly such a niche experience
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
People bickering with me in the comments of a TikTok about a roller coaster is truly such a niche experience
What if I just started wearing a little bit of black eyeliner every day? I’d be way too scared to apply it but what if
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What if I just started wearing a little bit of black eyeliner every day? I’d be way too scared to apply it but what if
Maybe I’m too woke but I don’t think a gym thirst trap should involve fat-shaming other people. Like just post the photo and go. There’s no reason to be evil?
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Maybe I’m too woke but I don’t think a gym thirst trap should involve fat-shaming other people. Like just post the photo and go. There’s no reason to be evil?
Adjusting to wearing glasses with an astigmatism adjustment is making me feel absolutely insane (and nauseous). Truly not feeling slay right now.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Adjusting to wearing glasses with an astigmatism adjustment is making me feel absolutely insane (and nauseous). Truly not feeling slay right now.
15lbs down, back to my goal weight (thanks to stopping a useless psych med), and confidence slowly coming back?? 💖
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
15lbs down, back to my goal weight (thanks to stopping a useless psych med), and confidence slowly coming back?? 💖
Been using minoxidil on my face for a month to try to get the rest of my facial hair to come in, yet I’ve somehow only managed to make more chest hair come in. Hello??
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Been using minoxidil on my face for a month to try to get the rest of my facial hair to come in, yet I’ve somehow only managed to make more chest hair come in. Hello??
New slutty little glasses. Or maybe they’re grandpa glasses. Either way, my vision feels sharper 💙
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
New slutty little glasses. Or maybe they’re grandpa glasses. Either way, my vision feels sharper 💙
Girl, I am not reading that coke-fueled diatribe
Donald Trump announces he has signed the bill to release the Epstein files.
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Girl, I am not reading that coke-fueled diatribe
In the mood to sleep for 48 hours
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
In the mood to sleep for 48 hours
Unintentionally matched with a boy who shares both my legal first name and last name.
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Unintentionally matched with a boy who shares both my legal first name and last name.
My commitment to strictly reading books from the library has quickly evolved from happily reading free books to stressfully reading to make sure the loan doesn’t expire before I finish
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My commitment to strictly reading books from the library has quickly evolved from happily reading free books to stressfully reading to make sure the loan doesn’t expire before I finish
Being advertised glasses that I like way more than the ones I’m still waiting for is actually a hate crime
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Being advertised glasses that I like way more than the ones I’m still waiting for is actually a hate crime
Starting a petition for Planet Fitness to stop making their weight areas the size of a closet 😩 I can’t even breathe comfortably
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Starting a petition for Planet Fitness to stop making their weight areas the size of a closet 😩 I can’t even breathe comfortably
Eye thread.
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Eye thread.
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
Throwback to mullet and half-complete mustache days 🤪
One thing I just love about being on PrEP is that I keep fracturing my toes 😍 who needs bone density anyway?
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
One thing I just love about being on PrEP is that I keep fracturing my toes 😍 who needs bone density anyway?
Balcony Christmas lights are all set up 💙 Was tempted to put some fake snow somewhere, but that’d only work if wind didn’t exist lol
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Balcony Christmas lights are all set up 💙 Was tempted to put some fake snow somewhere, but that’d only work if wind didn’t exist lol
Now that it’s sweater season, I need to figure out what my next tattoo is going to be…and where the hell on my arm I should place it
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Now that it’s sweater season, I need to figure out what my next tattoo is going to be…and where the hell on my arm I should place it
The more I grow my hair out, the more noticeable my widow’s peak becomes lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The more I grow my hair out, the more noticeable my widow’s peak becomes lol
This is a very big deal to me
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is a very big deal to me
Apparently I have astigmatism, but I hated how every pair of glasses I tried on looked on me. Here’s to hoping I was just overreacting and the pair I chose doesn’t make me look stupid 💀
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Apparently I have astigmatism, but I hated how every pair of glasses I tried on looked on me. Here’s to hoping I was just overreacting and the pair I chose doesn’t make me look stupid 💀
Feeling like a curmudgeon bc I miss when I had neighbors who didn’t blast music at full volume every day like clockwork 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Feeling like a curmudgeon bc I miss when I had neighbors who didn’t blast music at full volume every day like clockwork 🥲
Regretting listening to this 😀
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Regretting listening to this 😀