Aspen Junge
@aspenjunge.bsky.social
Trying to save the world one carefully crafted briefing memo at a time. I read phone books for a living.
That was all the fun in watching the 1970s The Wicker Man!
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
That was all the fun in watching the 1970s The Wicker Man!
I have reached The Emerald City of Oz in my reread. The Nome King is angry Dorothy took his belt and is making it everybody's problem. The parallels between Nome King and Trump are amazing.
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I have reached The Emerald City of Oz in my reread. The Nome King is angry Dorothy took his belt and is making it everybody's problem. The parallels between Nome King and Trump are amazing.
They want to protect children from IMAGINARY threats!
December 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They want to protect children from IMAGINARY threats!
Point out how many people they would have to hire to replace you.
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Point out how many people they would have to hire to replace you.
I just had my annual performance review. Allow me to suggest, "I did everything I do, and much better than you can."
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I just had my annual performance review. Allow me to suggest, "I did everything I do, and much better than you can."
That sounds like a SOLICITED dick pic to me!
December 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That sounds like a SOLICITED dick pic to me!
I live in Lawrence, KS. I get nit picky whenever a drama tries to use William Clark Quantrill as a standing for Generic Confederate Baddie.
December 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I live in Lawrence, KS. I get nit picky whenever a drama tries to use William Clark Quantrill as a standing for Generic Confederate Baddie.
I stopped watching Wheel of Time because they ( the characters) were abusing the (fictional) horses. (Pretty sure the horse actors were fine.)
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I stopped watching Wheel of Time because they ( the characters) were abusing the (fictional) horses. (Pretty sure the horse actors were fine.)
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Nah. They were paid to be there. "Working girls."
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Nah. They were paid to be there. "Working girls."
Oh, gosh, this entire chapter, it's MAGA in a nutshell.
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Oh, gosh, this entire chapter, it's MAGA in a nutshell.
Alt text: image of a page from The Emerald City of Oz. "The reason most people are bad is they do not try to be good. Now, the Nome King had never tried to be good, so he was very bad indeed."
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Alt text: image of a page from The Emerald City of Oz. "The reason most people are bad is they do not try to be good. Now, the Nome King had never tried to be good, so he was very bad indeed."
Portage, obviously. The sailers just carried a battleship overland.
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Portage, obviously. The sailers just carried a battleship overland.
This is what LMM meant when he rapped, "If you stand for nothing what will you fall for?"
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This is what LMM meant when he rapped, "If you stand for nothing what will you fall for?"