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Dude: Dating is so easy for women. Just pick one of hundreds of Nice Guys™ on the app.

And what's on the app: Charles
< Charles Sat 10:55 PM You are ferocious 10:11 AM Thanks? Haha I take it such adjectives are not common in your Facebook dating saga? Well... you're welcome? Do I sense that your experience with dating is usually a bit challenging, given the fact that your profile is not really a set of details about you, but strangely a series of negatives you are simply looking to avoid? Haha bad? So you're looking for "something real"? But you use your profile to express a few repellant qualities you want to avoid... don't you think that's kinda like a bit of a buzzkill as far as the first impression? Like maybe it won't attract the "realest" types of suitors? My experience on here has been crazy! Funny how men love giving "branding advice" to women on dating apps when the only thing they've ever risked is a bruised ego. My "series of negatives" is called a boundary list ...you should try having some. you have no idea what it's like being a woman and an attractive one at that but thanks for the mansplaining I have many like women that live with negatives. I usually have to be careful with because they tend to be negative. You don't think I have boundaries because I am positive? You do realize mansplaining is a sexist phrase? Are you a hypocrite? 10:24 AM You're not nearly hot enough to be this confident IG & Threads: @ask_aubry Block Charles in Dating? They'll no longer be able to see your Dating profile or send you messages in Dating. They won't be suggested to you again. Cancel Block The "negatives" were please don't send me dirty messages Reply 105
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Her: if I sh_t on other women with the fellas, they will treat me better.

Narrator: they will not.
SINGLE blue collar men: Post a pic with your age and state Alright Single Ladies, it's your turn! Post your phota age and location. ЛЕЙ ВКЕМ SINGLE women: Come find your future husband Single fellas: Come find your future headache, I mean wife IG & Threads: @ask_aubry
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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GOP to Senate Dems soon.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Cool cool cool, so these dudes can leaves us alone then?
FOREVER WILIN @ForeverWILIN Me after realizing that women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Ah yes, men liking their wives, gay. Makes so much sense 😒
Nicholas J. Fuentes @Ni... 2024-11-25 Being a "wifeguy" is still gay actually 846 1.1K 9.5K 1.9M Andrew Tate @Cobratate X.com This is an objective fact. Anyone who's experienced with women isn't enamoured by them. Omg my omg my wife said so anyway I was having a beer and then my wife said Gay. 6:07 PM 2024-11-25 247K Views
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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"guide he says" when study after study show it's women that are more engaged and aware about the healthcare needs of the entire family.
About me 66 Your husband will literally have to guide you through the death of both of your parents. So choose that man wisely. Like, yeah, muscles are cool, but can he sit with you in a hospital waiting room for six hours without making it about his fantasy football team? Okay, you're out here picking based on who you think looks hot in a backwards hat. Meanwhile, the real test is can you trust them to talk to your dad's doctor when you're feeling too overwhelmed to do it yourself? I can be that guy
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I like hanging out with my folks too, but wow... Enmeshment
Original poster To find this statement from DP strange 137 replies Totaleclipseofaheart Yesterday 21:21 For context- DP and I have been together a decade and recently became parents. His mother has become incredibly overbearing and after months of keeping quiet I finally confided in my DP and told him what toll it was having on my mental well being and that I (not him or us) need to see her less. Our relationship with DP has taken a nose dive since that convo and he has recently told me that he struggling to see a future for us as HE IS AT HIS HAPPIEST WHEN HE IS WITH HIS MUM AND DAD. Is it unreasonable of me to find this statement from a man in his late 30s who has just had a baby really strange? IG & Threads: @ask_aubry
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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The way these dudes feel entitled to women's affections.
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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They way they present themselves on dating apps
I'M PRO-CHOICE Man Straight | Monogamous Single 6' 2" Fit White | Other religion Pisces Other political beliefs | Employed full-time | Contractor Government DOD | Trade/tech school | English Y Gluten Free | Smokes cigarettes sometimes Drinks sometimes Smokes marijuana often Doesn't have kids but might want them | Doesn't have pet(s) Looking for women friends, Short-term dating | Long-term dating, New My self-summary Very laid back, chill and shy...If you wanna know more about me please hit me up I would love to take you out and treat you like a queen. LIKE What I'm doing with my life Government contractor MEP-DOD/USCIS immigration resettlement agency IG & Threads @ask_aubry
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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So much nope
relationship AlO my boyfriend pissed on me My boyfriend has a piss fetish, he very much loves peeing on me. He doesn't do it often, maybe a couple times a year and it's always an active/involved consent type of thing. Like he'll say, "I want to piss on you" and I'll say sure and go get in the bathtub and he can piss then I can immediately clean off. Anyway, we're on vacation right now. 2 days ago, he said he wanted to pee on me during vacation. I said sure. Fast forward to last night, we're on the couch, just finished a nice dinner, we're both pretty drunk, and in the middle of a movie. He stands up in front of me and just starts pissing on me. I'm fully clothed and we're sitting on an Airbnb couch. I freak out, immediately lock myself in the bathroom and clean myself up. He's completely confused why I'm mad because I told him he could this trip. He doesn't, apparently, see the difference between a bathroom and a living room, active participation, any of it. I'm currently sleeping in the 2nd bedroom.... I really just want to leave and go home... I don't want to finish this vacation.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Imagine not being able to be happy for your partner..
TIME SUBSCRIBE HEALTH Report: Men Unfaithful to Women Who Earn More OmoLabake @ayanfenikky My husband hasn't congratulated me since I got promoted last month. At first, I thought he was just adjusting to the news. It's a big promotion, higher pay, bigger role, more visibility. But weeks later, he still hasn't said, "I'm proud of you." TIME SUBSCRIBE HEALTH Report: Men Unfaithful to Women Who Earn More OmoLabake @ayanfenikky Instead, he jokes about how I'll soon "start talking to him anyhow" or how I'll "forget home because of office work." He used to encourage me to aim higher. Now, every achievement feels like it threatens him. We barely talk these days, he doesn't ask about my day anymore, doesn't share his either. It's like my success built a wall between us. TIME SUBSCRIBE HEALTH Report: Men Unfaithful to Women Who Earn More I've tried to reassure him that nothing is changing, that I still see him as the man of the house, but his silence hurts. He told a friend, "I can't be clapping for my wife when I'm still struggling." And that broke me. Is it possible for a marriage to survive when one partner secretly resents the other's success?
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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🧵
I was 19 working part time at a shoe store when my supervisor kept having me and the other teenage girls try on shoes (of course he was the one putting them on us). I complained to the manager, nothing was done.
OPINION INTERESTING TIMES Did Women Ruin the Workplace? And can conservative feminism fix it? Nov. 6, 2025, 5:02 a.m. ET
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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When dudes ask "how can women be lonely when she has hundreds of men messaging?"

The messages:
5:13 AM Hey hey hey, I hope you are so wel!!!! What have you been doing today? I don't want to be offensive or unfriendly, but could you imagine to send one of your panties you don't wear anymore? I wish you a fantastic day and week!!!! (his name) 6:59 PM Hi I thought you were insanely attractive! Are you in the market for a new chair by any chance? 12:49 PM Hi, hey, sorry for the direct question, but I could see your tits? You're a damn work of art. 6:16 PM I wanna undress you with my teeth 6:00 PM Beautiful face, can I cum on ur pictures? 1:18 AM I'd love to feel those lips one way or another 1:25 PM Damn I'd love to slide into more than just your DMs;) m25 bwc 6:14 AM You are so beautiful can I please be your slave 3:07 PM I wanna lick and sniff your feet 10:47 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Oof this is heartbreaking
Found in a restaurant booth To: DaD Mom said that last year you didn't get her anything. get Her The only person she said got her a present was me present!l From Trinity IG & Threads: @ask_aubry
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Andie MacDowell, mother of the bride dress: chef's kiss!
Andie MacDowell in a witches outfit
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Crossbody Himalayan Birkin 😂. This isn't EVEN a 1 to 1 rep. So so many things wrong from stitching, handle shape, hardware, and so on. Like so many things at Mar-a-Lago: FAKE.
patriottakes2.0 4h Follow PT A guest's Hermès Himalayan Birkin bag at Mar-a-Lago. It goes for hundreds of thousands of dollars. MAR-A-LAGO FAKE
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Why is he so concerned about the comfort of his ex over the comfort of his pregnant wife?
AlTA for telling my husband he can't have his ex at our baby shower, even though they're "still friends"? AITA I (27F) am pregnant with our first child. My husband (30M) is still friendly with his ex-girlfriend (31F). I don't mind that, she's in his friend group but when we were planning the baby shower, he casually said, "We should invite her too, she's part of the crew." I told him I'd be uncomfortable. He said I was being "territorial" and "insecure," and that "not everything's about jealousy." It's not jealousy, it's just weird to have the woman he used to love at my baby shower. He told me if I "start excluding people for feelings," I'll "drive everyone away." Now he's sulking and saying I made things awkward. AITA for saying no? h IG & Threads: @ask_aubry
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Oh no, men being expected to be active participants in the family.
MODERN MARRIAGE WIFE PAYMENTS ACCEPTED 1. HELP WITH HOUSEWORK 2. WATCH KIDS SO CAN GO OUT 3. DINNER & MOVIE 4. GIFTS OPEN WEEKENDS ONLY 8 PM TO 10 PM S*X HUSBAND BIBLICAL MARRIAGE WIFE DRINK FREELY OPEN 24 HOURS 7 DAYS A WEEK 365 DAYS A YEAR @bik les
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Ahh yes he's so "fighting for kids" alright
X.com Alex Rosen @iFightForKids Heard yall lost your food stamps Imaooooo FREDAOR POACERS 9:38 PM 11/6/25 51K Views
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Even as a father of a girl, he still doesn't see it.
Just realized men will never truly empathize with women. Not even your own dad So I finally got my driver's license a few months back. This weekend, my dad's 'brave' enough to ride shotgun while I practice. So we're in the car, and my dad starts going on about managing a marriage (lol im not even dating anyone rightnow) and decides to tell me a story as an example. Here's the gist: He knows this family, way back. There's a professor (the FIL) who has a daughter. The FIL also has this star student (the Husband). The prof thinks this student is the whole package-smart, capable, good-looking, etc. So, he introduces the student to his daughter. They hit it off, fall in love, get married. After the wedding, the Husband basically uses his FIl's network and resources to climb the ladder. Dude becomes super successful, gets the money, the status, everything, all thanks to his wife's family. Sometime later, the Husband has this colleague(F) who's a total mess. Just got divorced, emotionally and financially wrecked. The Husband thinks she's so pitiful and invites her to come live in their house for a while. I allready knew where this was going. Yep. He falls for that bitch (AP) and dumps his wife. And to make it infinitely worse, the original wife got cancer and passed away later. I don't know if it was directly because of the stress and heartbreak, but... Jesus. But here's the kicker. My dad's moral of the story? His takeaway was that the wife was 'so stupid.' That she 'shouldn't have 'let' her husband bring another woman home.' He said even if the husband insisted, she should have 'thrown a massive fit' or 'raised hell' to make him understand her boundaries. I was just... Dont know what to say.
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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That's a nope from me
My fiance doesn't clean the pan after he cooks I don't pay that close of attention, but I believe he is going up to a week before cleaning this pan. He cooks bacon daily, and lots of it. At the same time this man complains about having the shits. Probably a mixture of the poor food saftey and high fat diet. Other than being gross, this pan is a really good stainless pan that I purchased. I hate seeing it abused.
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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She didn't even ask for equity just equality and he felt attacked
Yes! I'm a old-school man's man I'm a feminist. I believe in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes. Yeah, you're definitely not ready for a leader like me, you need a "traditional" Beta male simp, Try Hispanic guys they're pretty good for that kind of thing. Delivered IG & Threads: @ask_aubry
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Whenever something new and horrible is revealed about Jeremy Renner, I miss the Renner App even more.
Jeremy Renner's app was too good to be true Joe Cross September 18, 2019 App Store Preview Jeremy Renner Official Actor, Hawkeye at The Avengers Jeremy Renner Offers In-App Purchases iPhone Screenshots JEREMY RENNER Connect 2 time Jeremy Renne on his Exclusive Content Exciting giveaways with cool prizes Get to know Jeremy and other
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Convinced my husband how heavy metal Stravinsky's Firebird is.

Next Vivaldi's La Follia.

Does anyone have any other recommendations?
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I really hope this trend keeps up.
THE STRAITS TIMES Bullies need not apply: South Korean university applicants rejected for school violence records Sign up now: Get ST's newsletters delivered to your inbox All universities in South Korea will be required to factor school violence records into admissions beginning in 2026. PHOTO: REUTERS SEOUL - For generations of South Korean students, college admission has been more than an academic milestone. It has been the gateway to social mobility, job stability and lifelong status. Now, in an unprecedented shift in education policy, flagship national universities across the country, including its most prestigious Seoul National University, have begun rejecting applicants with records of school violence. According to data obtained by minor Rebuilding Korea Party's lawmaker Representative Kang Kyung-sook's office, six of South Korea's 10 national flagship universities turned away 45 applicants in the 2025 admissions cycle due to records of school violence. The rejections included two applicants to Seoul National University and 22 to Kyungpook National University. Kyungpook introduced a strict, point- based penalty system for assessing disciplinary history this year. The trend will become a new normal - all universities in the country will be required to factor school violence records into admissions beginning in 2026. "This is just the beginning," one admissions officer said. "The bar is rising and (school violence aggressors) are expected to take more responsibility."
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM