Alex Morris
@asjmorris.bsky.social
Words and pictures and music.
Words: framleyexaminer.com
Music: http://candidatesite.co.uk
&: http://grampianhorn.com
Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/lexmor/shop
Words: framleyexaminer.com
Music: http://candidatesite.co.uk
&: http://grampianhorn.com
Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/lexmor/shop
Just adding my name to the list of people who might want to see a biopic about singer/songwriter Paul Williams starring Toby Jones.
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Just adding my name to the list of people who might want to see a biopic about singer/songwriter Paul Williams starring Toby Jones.
Argh! Mac OS Tahoe's push to round every corner that you see on screen includes the corners of PDF pages INSIDE its Preview app. And you can't turn the feature off. I know the document won't print with these little nibbles taken out of the edges, but still. Bit rubbish, innit? Back to Acrobat...
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Argh! Mac OS Tahoe's push to round every corner that you see on screen includes the corners of PDF pages INSIDE its Preview app. And you can't turn the feature off. I know the document won't print with these little nibbles taken out of the edges, but still. Bit rubbish, innit? Back to Acrobat...
Experiment successful.
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Experiment successful.
Just installed OS Tahoe.
“Oh hai, AI.”
“Oh hai, AI.”
October 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Just installed OS Tahoe.
“Oh hai, AI.”
“Oh hai, AI.”
Great log dragon o’ the wood.
September 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Great log dragon o’ the wood.
I mean if you going to put a pin in a map for where to flatten land and build a boiling hot server farm.
September 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I mean if you going to put a pin in a map for where to flatten land and build a boiling hot server farm.
...and the Know How books. Usborne books are brilliant for kids.
September 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
...and the Know How books. Usborne books are brilliant for kids.
How does this meme work again?
September 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
How does this meme work again?
What is a desktop scanner doing while it's silently 'warming up' for the ten seconds or so after you haven't used it for a while? Is it bracing itself for the potential shock of a human arse or face being placed on the flatbed? "C'mon mate, you've got this. It's just a document. Not an arse..."
September 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
What is a desktop scanner doing while it's silently 'warming up' for the ten seconds or so after you haven't used it for a while? Is it bracing itself for the potential shock of a human arse or face being placed on the flatbed? "C'mon mate, you've got this. It's just a document. Not an arse..."
I love these 1970s royalty-free instant art books. Some familiar faces for those of a certain age…
September 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I love these 1970s royalty-free instant art books. Some familiar faces for those of a certain age…
“If you throw those uneaten gourmet meat sticks with a worming tablet hidden in them in the bin and replace them with normal cat biscuits, I will sniff the bowl, drop a single biscuit on the floor to make sure a pill doesn’t fall out and, if all tests are passed, only then will I commence my repas.”
September 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
“If you throw those uneaten gourmet meat sticks with a worming tablet hidden in them in the bin and replace them with normal cat biscuits, I will sniff the bowl, drop a single biscuit on the floor to make sure a pill doesn’t fall out and, if all tests are passed, only then will I commence my repas.”
No! Tony!
(One for the kids)
(One for the kids)
August 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
No! Tony!
(One for the kids)
(One for the kids)
“Hello, Glastonbury. We’re going to rock the shit out of you.”
August 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“Hello, Glastonbury. We’re going to rock the shit out of you.”
This was my gateway into horror.
August 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
This was my gateway into horror.
Watched The Dark Knight Rises this evening with the family and enjoyed Tom Hardy as Bane channelling Alexander Armstrong’s ‘Force on the Case’ voice: “Let’s imagine his name’s Hurst, and he runs the bookshop next to mine…”
August 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Watched The Dark Knight Rises this evening with the family and enjoyed Tom Hardy as Bane channelling Alexander Armstrong’s ‘Force on the Case’ voice: “Let’s imagine his name’s Hurst, and he runs the bookshop next to mine…”
Double-double-o-seven.
August 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Double-double-o-seven.
Is it good practice to put magnetic fish back in the cardboard pond after catching them, or are you ok to eat them?
August 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Is it good practice to put magnetic fish back in the cardboard pond after catching them, or are you ok to eat them?
Michael Collins, the astronaut who took this photo, is the only human, alive or dead that isn’t in the frame of this picture.
July 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Michael Collins, the astronaut who took this photo, is the only human, alive or dead that isn’t in the frame of this picture.
I love that, even on the most recent HD series of Homes Under the Hammer, the title sequence still looks like it's been upscaled from a 320 x 240 pixel animated GIF.
July 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I love that, even on the most recent HD series of Homes Under the Hammer, the title sequence still looks like it's been upscaled from a 320 x 240 pixel animated GIF.
Ringo With Noakes
(*One for the kids)
(*One for the kids)
July 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ringo With Noakes
(*One for the kids)
(*One for the kids)