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ashyknuckles.bsky.social
Spicy Alien Meat
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Tell your dog I said 😤🏃🏾‍♀️
After a phone call that sorta dampens your day.

But im not trying to mess up anybody else's day so I just internally processed it and went to sleep.

10/10. Thanks Zoloft.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You would think I'm wearing a full Batman mask
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You would think I'm wearing a full Batman mask
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Someone on TikTok claimed they got this bag off Amazon for $260 using a coupon.

Imma @ her every single hour until she answers because HELLO?!? I need it
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
There's a high chance that I will walk into sprouts and find all of these....

Because it happens every single time.

It's no shade to the shopper (usually)
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Y’all know the rule.

If I seen it, y’all do too. This man has a TikTok dedicated to his sex toys.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
🤣🤣🤣 I love watching parrots and ravens talk.

But even more, I like reading the comments when people remember some birds mimic sounds and can talk.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Accidentally got regular espresso shots
November 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
October 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
TikTok ...
October 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I love the desert.

But you will burn. I had spf50 on btw.
October 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
October 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Doctor: your results look great

The results:
October 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Shoutout to Apple. Adjusted the date of a back shot photo.

Yeah baby I took this FOR YU. Duh.
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What can I say about my idiot son?

He likes being the neighborhood watch (he goes in a stroller for walks), digging through trash, and ummm... oh! Sometimes he decides he doesn't Ike his litterbox so I have to replicate the litterbox setup from the shelter to get him to pee
October 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Three years since TikTok told me I was going to hell because they can't read and just read the cliff notes about the power of tongue
October 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Everytime I start working out again... (one training day and walking 30 minutes every day), my fitness apps are like "your body hates that" and my body is stressed

Then I yell the doctor and they are like maybe try an easier workout. What's easier than walking?
October 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I’m not shading any of these locticians. They have clients.

But this is microloc prices in LA.

I have about 10 inches of hair. So install would be $1850.

If I wanted my normal buss down length, $3600.

Another person but reties starting at $400 lmao.

This is why so many DIY
October 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The show isn’t like… great. But this is a crazy comment to leave. Mind you, it’s his only comment too
October 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Carfax said “don’t get any wild ideas you unemployed brokie. Your car aint worth shit”
October 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Idc what Chipotle says… they changed the tortillas. Recently. This year. Look at this?!?
October 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Uhhhh
October 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This is that “ain’t nothing on that damn phone that funny… let’s go back to sleep until 11am”
September 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM