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eternal neophyte | 25 | talking to these creatures | aspiring (otaku + computer) philosopher
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i’m so appalled, spalding, ball
balding donald trump takin’ dollars from y’all
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#Penguin Vessel
Nazca culture, South Coast Peru, c.350–500 CE
Ceramic & pigment, 20.8 × 14.3 cm
Art Institute of Chicago 1955.1965
www.artic.edu/artworks/912...
🆔 “This vessel, with its tiny, sculpted wings, is a rare depiction of a Humboldt penguin (Spheniscus humboldti) in Nasca art.”
#BirdsInArt
June 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the worst part about being in a flow state is that as soon as you become aware of being in that state, you fall out of it
January 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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I remain awestruck that you can be chief WH correspondent of the New York Times while apparently accepting the version of history that you were taught in grade school in the 1970’s
January 20, 2026 at 10:59 PM
how about doing something actually useful with it then?
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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"raid shooter" listen, is it parkour or menus
January 19, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Kojima predicted everything
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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a baka-sized serving of rice would fix me
"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"
January 18, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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AFAIK Kojima is the only game dev who has been invited to the Criterion Closet and I am two tiers removed from that level of renown so this will be an uphill battle.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUou...
Hideo Kojima’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
www.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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A10BLK.BMF
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 AM
i won’t stand for any anti-HDR nonsense around here
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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nothing more properly honors Scott's memory than a crude cartoon drawn incompetently by a plagiarism robot
Incredible loser shit. Amazing.
January 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Bring back movie intermissions
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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Look at a globe, and talk to me about PLA Navy logistics supplying their invasion of Greenland from Shanghai
January 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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i cannot in good conscience eat at a hot chicken restaurant that endorses drake (dave’s hot chicken)
January 8, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Everyone predicted this????? "This is a covid level increase in crime that will reduce" was an extremely common take. These guys ignored it because they wanted to crime panic
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
someone needs to introduce Manhattan Cafe to chai
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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the amount of middle aged men I've met that proudly tell me they eat little to no vegetables and pick out anything green on their plates is genuinely terrifying
January 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
kept trying to remember why i had negative associations with the name "tony doukopil", until i remembered that he was the guy who did that incredibly hostile interview of ta-nehisi coates back in 2024
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
i’m so appalled, spalding, ball
balding donald trump takin’ dollars from y’all
January 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i hate microsoft so much
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
“Is Little Inferno A Cozy Game” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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i got death stranding 2 on release date but waited until now to finally play it. honestly? zero regrets. it’s a great holiday season game
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM