Ashton Yarbrough
@ashtony97.bsky.social
Who are you to doubt El Dandy? 💎🎧🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🇬🇪🐺🧊❌D(udesy)iamond Listener AYFKM? Avs Nuggets Broncos Rockies NY Liberty CU Buffs Longhorns
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you need change back?”
“Do you need change back?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Place the period after the parenthetical."
"Place the period after the parenthetical."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"No, you can't leave that here."
"No, you can't leave that here."
February 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you need change back?”
“Do you need change back?”
I fucking called it
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I fucking called it
Reposted by Ashton Yarbrough
It’s not just that the “Fuck ICE” chants happened.
It’s that everyone involved - the performers, the commentators, production - seemed to make a collective decision in the moment to let it breathe and be the story of the moment.
That was cool as hell.
It’s that everyone involved - the performers, the commentators, production - seemed to make a collective decision in the moment to let it breathe and be the story of the moment.
That was cool as hell.
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
It’s not just that the “Fuck ICE” chants happened.
It’s that everyone involved - the performers, the commentators, production - seemed to make a collective decision in the moment to let it breathe and be the story of the moment.
That was cool as hell.
It’s that everyone involved - the performers, the commentators, production - seemed to make a collective decision in the moment to let it breathe and be the story of the moment.
That was cool as hell.
Shaun White Skateboarding
NASCAR 21 Ignition
Days Gone
NASCAR 21 Ignition
Days Gone
February 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Shaun White Skateboarding
NASCAR 21 Ignition
Days Gone
NASCAR 21 Ignition
Days Gone
Kinda annoying that 90% of the replies are “Wow, they lost the wrestling demographic.” Pro wrestling isn’t right leaning. WWE is right leaning. AEW has and always will be left leaning
And my favorite wrestler Brody King (heavily tatted guy) is staunchly anti ICE
And my favorite wrestler Brody King (heavily tatted guy) is staunchly anti ICE
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Kinda annoying that 90% of the replies are “Wow, they lost the wrestling demographic.” Pro wrestling isn’t right leaning. WWE is right leaning. AEW has and always will be left leaning
And my favorite wrestler Brody King (heavily tatted guy) is staunchly anti ICE
And my favorite wrestler Brody King (heavily tatted guy) is staunchly anti ICE
Reposted by Ashton Yarbrough
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
The Warriors got Tingus Pingus?!?!
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
The Warriors got Tingus Pingus?!?!
I love Sammy G. It might be time to move on from the Tornad
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I love Sammy G. It might be time to move on from the Tornad
And that’s ball game
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
And that’s ball game
If this foul call stands this ref crew needs to be sent down to the G League
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If this foul call stands this ref crew needs to be sent down to the G League
Hey sorry you’re feeling down champ
I recommend a 12 gauge shotgun or a 9mm pistol to take care of these feelings
I recommend a 12 gauge shotgun or a 9mm pistol to take care of these feelings
I think he should ask Grok for ideas on how to deal with these feelings
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Hey sorry you’re feeling down champ
I recommend a 12 gauge shotgun or a 9mm pistol to take care of these feelings
I recommend a 12 gauge shotgun or a 9mm pistol to take care of these feelings
I’m pretty sure the collective exhale we all took seeing Jokic on the floor after that scare caused 40 MPH winds
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I’m pretty sure the collective exhale we all took seeing Jokic on the floor after that scare caused 40 MPH winds
*computer that has been down for weeks is finally up and running*
“They fix that this morning?”
“They fix that this morning?”
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in an office looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in an office looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
*computer that has been down for weeks is finally up and running*
“They fix that this morning?”
“They fix that this morning?”
Can’t wait for AD to play one game for the Wizards and that hand injury magically reappears
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Can’t wait for AD to play one game for the Wizards and that hand injury magically reappears
I Am Man Of Constant Sorrow
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I Am Man Of Constant Sorrow
Ah so wrestling is fake but we listen to a groundhog tell us the weather
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Ah so wrestling is fake but we listen to a groundhog tell us the weather
I was a good boyfriend the last couple days
Did the dishes, cleaned the kitchen while my girlfriend is away, and cleaned the living room. Also got her two puppers new toys. I’ll be expecting my “Number 1 Boyfriend” mug in the mail soon
Did the dishes, cleaned the kitchen while my girlfriend is away, and cleaned the living room. Also got her two puppers new toys. I’ll be expecting my “Number 1 Boyfriend” mug in the mail soon
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I was a good boyfriend the last couple days
Did the dishes, cleaned the kitchen while my girlfriend is away, and cleaned the living room. Also got her two puppers new toys. I’ll be expecting my “Number 1 Boyfriend” mug in the mail soon
Did the dishes, cleaned the kitchen while my girlfriend is away, and cleaned the living room. Also got her two puppers new toys. I’ll be expecting my “Number 1 Boyfriend” mug in the mail soon
Is it trade deadline day for the NBA?
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Is it trade deadline day for the NBA?
Tim Connelly I swear to god if you get Giannis
February 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Tim Connelly I swear to god if you get Giannis
I really hope this is just a tough slide and they come out the other side looking better. But man this has not been a fun couple weeks for the Avs
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I really hope this is just a tough slide and they come out the other side looking better. But man this has not been a fun couple weeks for the Avs
Punxsutawney Phil is a goddamn fool
I can’t wait for the groundhog to tell us we’ll have six more weeks of winter tomorrow despite winter barely showing up here in Colorado
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Punxsutawney Phil is a goddamn fool
I can’t wait for the groundhog to tell us we’ll have six more weeks of winter tomorrow despite winter barely showing up here in Colorado
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I can’t wait for the groundhog to tell us we’ll have six more weeks of winter tomorrow despite winter barely showing up here in Colorado
Nuggets go on 12-0 run: Alright good play by Denver we’ll be back after this
OKC makes a shot to go up by 5: OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!? RANDO MCFUCKNUT IS IN HIS BAG TONIGHT! WOW!!!!
OKC makes a shot to go up by 5: OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!? RANDO MCFUCKNUT IS IN HIS BAG TONIGHT! WOW!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Nuggets go on 12-0 run: Alright good play by Denver we’ll be back after this
OKC makes a shot to go up by 5: OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!? RANDO MCFUCKNUT IS IN HIS BAG TONIGHT! WOW!!!!
OKC makes a shot to go up by 5: OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!? RANDO MCFUCKNUT IS IN HIS BAG TONIGHT! WOW!!!!
Chet looks like the fucking missing link
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Chet looks like the fucking missing link
“Sizzling from 3 and it doesn’t matter”
I mean way to show your bias bud. Good lord
I mean way to show your bias bud. Good lord
February 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
“Sizzling from 3 and it doesn’t matter”
I mean way to show your bias bud. Good lord
I mean way to show your bias bud. Good lord