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OK??? Do what you like and say what you choose, but by December 1st won’t be no illusions about this Hard Candy Xmas we bout to have

Felt like I won the lottery the year somebody put Andes mints in them bad boys. Niggas was legit catchin an overdose of the Holy Ghost at age 9 behind them thangs

The hard candy bag!

Niecy knows exactly what’s up! Cuz don’t none of that sound plausible. I’m supposed to believe that Kardashian lady be fryin chicken? Tell me another one

When someone tells me they are “an ally to the _______ community,” I get real serious, lean forward and stage whisper, “Do THEY know that?”