Guy watching Shitty Finnish Remake of Eddie Murphy's Trading Places but where its a private and a slob: This is some biting social commentary, i hope the director wasn't exiled or imprisoned

I've tried to keep the gritty details out of focus so I can kinda "paint with the light" and lead readers to the correct impressions about the political economy of the world (that it's about South Korea, that it's about Britain, that the slobs are all girls)

It's a keyhole view, right? These Finnish lads are all teenagers, everything political is either so commonplace as to be completely unremarked upon, our out of their remit entirely.

Free Finland is an anticommunist bulwark against Red Scandinavia, the big communist megastate stretches through southern europe and the former Ottoman Empire, Japan is the premier global capitalist power, they still call it the Great War

the horny evil stuff isn't rooted in one person or something so fragile as that. it's basically in the air the characters breathe, and no one we as the readers know in the story is really immune to it, neither the slobs nor the conscripts.

I am normal about the Forcefem Mountain Dew Ad I am normal about the Forcefem Mountain Dew Ad I am normal about the Forcefem Mountain Dew Ad

Mirri being bruised up and Nirvi not having any is such a good detail goddd

I have to write faster so that everyone can read the scene that this is based on

I always get nostalgia about that game. Need to find a good set of quality of life mods and reinstall it...

"You do cry really pretty, though. Maybe... one more night to think it over."

"I've let some other boys go, before, yeah. But like. Eventually they'll start corroborating each other’s stories, they'll put together a profile, you know..."

"It's been fun. But, you could probably pick me out of a line-up, so..."

Banger