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Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
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Malicious software researcher. Technical debt collector. Aspiring woodturner. Former bus driver. He/him. Durham, NH.
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President Trump announces the Golden Dome
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Eleanor Shellstrop explaining that this is The Bad Place.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Oh, he pointed at them, did he @espn.com?
Texas A&M: Trooper who pointed at players relieved of duties Nov 15, 2025, 03:28 PM ET Texas A&M says a state trooper who made contact with South Carolina players during Saturday's game has been relieved of his game day duties. After receiver Nyck Harbor caught an 80-yard touchdown pass late in the second quarter, he grabbed his right leg, then walked it off up the tunnel, with Oscar Adaway III following. As they turned to walk back to the field, a Texas state trooper bumped into Adaway and wedged between him and Harbor, and then turned and pointed at the players, seemingly scolding them.
November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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User interface is my passion.
Dialog box: Confirm Are you sure you want to cancel your subscription? You'll continue to have access until Nov 16, 2025, when your trial expires. There are two buttons: Cancel and Yes, the latter in light color so it’s hard to see. (Yes, I clicked the wrong one.)
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Well that's an interesting way to cover the story, NYT.
The New York Times Boston University Student Attacked Online Over Claim He Called ICE on Workers
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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opening the Epstein emails at random
HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_028477: just a page full of CSS, probably the source from a NY Times newsletter email?
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
That December, Mr. Epstein was texting with an unidentified acquaintance, who wrote that “they’re really just trying to take down Trump and doing whatever they can to do that…!” “its wild,” Mr. Epstein replied. “because i am the one able to take him down.” Text of emails: 12/02/18 05:26:08 AM It will all blow over! They're really just trying to take down Trump and doing whatever they can to do that…! jeeitunes@gmail.com 12/02/18 05:26:45 AM yes thx. its wild. because i am the one able to take him down □ From: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/us/epstein-emails-trump.html?unlocked_article_code=1.008.CYfi.zW_j03HhYWUR
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Graph titled "Generation lead" showing that, unlike the generations before and after, gen-X's were basically marinating in lead.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Scene from The Chair Company. A balding man with braided beard is sticking the elbow of his dirty long-sleeved shirt in a bowl of thick yellow soup. The closed caption reads "Exactly what you didn't want to happen is happening."
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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This was what I was searching for, lol.
Screenshot of paragraph from an apparent SCOTUS opinion: 8 OBERGEFELL v. HODGES ScALIA, J., dissenting and stop making fucking photoshops of my dissents. I didn't say any of that shit. I'm not nude under this robe. I wear normal clothes under here like all the other Justices?. I saw someone post a tweet where it said I was naked and red and jumping up and down and angry whenever I presented my dissents. That's not true. So quit it with the fucking screenshots of my words that you photoshop or whatever into saying that I tripped on my way to the bench and my robe flew up over my head and my balls slipped out of my cargo shorts and that Justice Alito stepped on them and made me cry. That didn't fucking happen. You guys think you're so funny making me say stupid shit well what if I made a case against photoshop. I can do that. I'm a Supreme Court Justice. I'm the one in the robes mother fucker, which I'm not nude under I wear normal clothes. God damnit shut up Thomas and let me finish reading this. Yeah I wrote this part in here because I knew you would interrupt right here and say that sometimes I wear nothing but a jock strap under my robes. Sorry about that I'm just having a hard time because I keep on having to write dissents because we keep losing. I don't know why it keeps happening. Don't cry man you're going to make me cry. Now look you idiot, we're both crying and holding each other for comfort. Do... do you want to get married. No haha I was just kidding. That was a joke. 24 Like a button up shirt and pants, normal stuff not weird
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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very interesting, Google AI
AI Mode All Images News Videos Shopping Short videos Forums Maps Web Books Flights Finance Search tools Feedback AI Overview +2 The user is referring to a popular tweet by the online personality Leon Chang, known as user "@leyawn" on Twitter/X. In the tweet, he highlighted and praised a specific, highly critical paragraph from the dissenting opinion written by Justice Antonin Scalia in the Supreme Court case Obergefell v. Hodges (2015). The tweet by @leyawn featured a screenshot of a paragraph from Justice Scalia's dissent, which was noted for its particularly strong language and memorable phrasing. Scalia argued that the majority opinion was a "threat to American democracy" and criticized its judicial overreach. The specific passage in the tweet, and in the dissent itself, reads:
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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They do for some types of pasta.
Our host at a Italian agritourismo, making tagliatelle after a morning of truffle hunting. There are two fresh farm eggs in a circle of flour. A platter of fresh, uncooked tagliatelle.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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George Bluth lamenting that he has the worst fucking [senators].
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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The Continental Switchboard from John Wick
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Bart Simpson writing “I will not fedpost on main” on a chalkboard.
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The real picture is certainly not flattering, but the picture in the quote post is photoshop from Reddit.
Actual picture of Laura Loomer and Avi Abelow. Loomer's face shows lots of bad plastic surgery, but her mouth is about half as wide as in the exaggerated photoshop in the quote-post.
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Goldendoodle Tatum looking at the camera Goldendoodles Tatum and Charlie, mid-romp, with tennis balls. Charlie and Tatum on the bed, staring back at the camera. Charlie and Tatum asleep together on the bed.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Same wrapped sub sandwich, with a "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS" sticker edited in.
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I've been craving a sub sandwich since this stupid trial started.
A sub sandwich in a white paper wrapper on a wood table.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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“Chris Wray doesn’t need a government-funded G5 jet to go to vacation. Maybe we ground that plane,” Patel told Glenn Beck’s podcast in December 2024. “$15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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After complaining about his predecessor's use of FBI jets, Kash Patel is now spending hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of taxpayer dollars so he can get his ashes hauled on a Nashville runway.
“You ground Chris Wray’s private jet that he pays for with taxpayer dollars to hop around the country. You take away the fancy new fleet of cars from DOJ that they’re going to use to shuffle around executives,” he said in 2023 on “Kash’s Corner.” “You stop the construction of new buildings.” (from https://www.ap.org/news-highlights/spotlights/2025/kash-patels-podcast-persona-staunch-trump-defender-and-fierce-critic-of-the-fbi-he-could-soon-lead/)
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Still wrong!
Me: He earned his PhD from Harvard, not Princeton. ChatGPT: You're absolutely right — thank you for catching that. **Stacy Langton** earned his **Ph.D. in Mathematics from Harvard University** in **1978**, not Princeton. His dissertation, *“Some Theorems on Abstract Recursive Functions”*, was supervised by **Hao Wang**, a prominent logician and student of Kurt Gödel. Langton’s research lies primarily in **mathematical logic**, especially **recursion theory (computability theory)** and the **foundations of mathematics**. He’s published work on **self-reference**, **Gödel’s theorems**, and **the philosophy of mathematics**, and has also written about the **intersection of mathematics and the humanities**. He’s a long-time professor at the **University of San Diego**, where he’s known for both his teaching and his essays connecting mathematical ideas to broader philosophical questions. Would you like a list of his main publications or papers?
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I searched my own dad's name and it's almost all wrong. Wrong grad school, wrong advisor, wrong year, wrong specialty. The only correct part is that he teaches at USD and one of his interests is math history.
question: who is the mathematician stacy langton ChatGPT: **Stacy Langton** is an American mathematician and professor known for his work in **mathematical logic**, **recursion theory (computability theory)**, and **the history and foundations of mathematics**. He earned his **Ph.D. in mathematics from Princeton University** in 1978, where he studied under **Alonzo Church**, one of the founders of modern logic and the lambda calculus. Langton has published on topics including Gödel’s incompleteness theorems, the Church–Turing thesis, and philosophical issues related to formal systems and computation. He has taught for many years at the **University of San Diego (USD)**, where he’s a faculty member in the Department of Mathematics. In addition to his research, Langton is well known among students for his engaging teaching on subjects like logic, number theory, and the history of mathematical thought. Would you like me to summarize his main publications or describe his work in computability theory in more detail?
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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lmaoooooo
Bill Ackman retweeting himself: @BillAckman · 8m Replying to @ViralNewsNYC I disagree. Sliwa staying in convinced many Cuomo voters it was a foregone conclusion so they didn’t vote. If Sliwa had dropped, Cuomo could have won.
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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lmao
McMahill noted the trucks will help keep officers safer because they are bulletproof, while Metro’s other squad cars are not. Each Cybertruck is valued at somewhere between $80,000 and $115,000 and will be used to respond to calls like barricades and shootings in addition to regular patrols.
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM