🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦
@asgrim.dev
I want to help you write high quality applications with AWS Infinidash.
Work with @Roave.com & @thephpf.bsky.social.
Author of 🥧 PIE (PHP Installer for Extensions).
Speaker.
Yorkshire Tea.
Life is great, isn't it?
#rust #php #c #java
Work with @Roave.com & @thephpf.bsky.social.
Author of 🥧 PIE (PHP Installer for Extensions).
Speaker.
Yorkshire Tea.
Life is great, isn't it?
#rust #php #c #java
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦
@asgrim.dev
· Jul 1
Hey folks 👋 , I'm available to hire!
💼 Part time, ~4h/day
⏳ Happy to work remote EU/UK/US
✅ I am a software team leader, Java/PHP/Rust/C/etc
🧑💼 Experience in avionics/finance/insurance/education/gov
If you would like to talk more and see how I can help your team succeed, DM me and lets chat! 💬
💼 Part time, ~4h/day
⏳ Happy to work remote EU/UK/US
✅ I am a software team leader, Java/PHP/Rust/C/etc
🧑💼 Experience in avionics/finance/insurance/education/gov
If you would like to talk more and see how I can help your team succeed, DM me and lets chat! 💬
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The PHP Foundation is Seeking a New Executive Director! 🐘💜
We're asking the PHP community to help find the right person for this role. If you know someone who would be an excellent fit, please encourage them to apply or reach out to us directly.
thephp.foundation/blog/2025/11... #phpc #php
We're asking the PHP community to help find the right person for this role. If you know someone who would be an excellent fit, please encourage them to apply or reach out to us directly.
thephp.foundation/blog/2025/11... #phpc #php
The PHP Foundation is Seeking a New Executive Director
The PHP Foundation — Supporting, Advancing, and Developing the PHP Language
thephp.foundation
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The PHP Foundation is Seeking a New Executive Director! 🐘💜
We're asking the PHP community to help find the right person for this role. If you know someone who would be an excellent fit, please encourage them to apply or reach out to us directly.
thephp.foundation/blog/2025/11... #phpc #php
We're asking the PHP community to help find the right person for this role. If you know someone who would be an excellent fit, please encourage them to apply or reach out to us directly.
thephp.foundation/blog/2025/11... #phpc #php
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ParaTest just reached the 100M downloads mark 🥳
Last month 30% of PHPUnit installs also requested ParaTest
We all have a multi-thread CPU, while PHPUnit still runs in a single process 🐢
If you want to cut your Test Suite time from minutes to seconds, give it a try 🚀
github.com/paratestphp/...
Last month 30% of PHPUnit installs also requested ParaTest
We all have a multi-thread CPU, while PHPUnit still runs in a single process 🐢
If you want to cut your Test Suite time from minutes to seconds, give it a try 🚀
github.com/paratestphp/...
GitHub - paratestphp/paratest: :computer: Parallel testing for PHPUnit
:computer: Parallel testing for PHPUnit. Contribute to paratestphp/paratest development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
ParaTest just reached the 100M downloads mark 🥳
Last month 30% of PHPUnit installs also requested ParaTest
We all have a multi-thread CPU, while PHPUnit still runs in a single process 🐢
If you want to cut your Test Suite time from minutes to seconds, give it a try 🚀
github.com/paratestphp/...
Last month 30% of PHPUnit installs also requested ParaTest
We all have a multi-thread CPU, while PHPUnit still runs in a single process 🐢
If you want to cut your Test Suite time from minutes to seconds, give it a try 🚀
github.com/paratestphp/...
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Checking out Charles from @roave.com speaking about Database Testing! #longhornphp #php #phpc #testing #databases
October 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Checking out Charles from @roave.com speaking about Database Testing! #longhornphp #php #phpc #testing #databases
Good morning dear meatsacks that observe my internet words. I have entered Sky Tube 1 of 2 in preparation for the corporeal relocation to @longhornphp.com . Thank you for your attention on this matter. #php #phpc #phpcommunity #longhornphp #longhornphp2025
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Good morning dear meatsacks that observe my internet words. I have entered Sky Tube 1 of 2 in preparation for the corporeal relocation to @longhornphp.com . Thank you for your attention on this matter. #php #phpc #phpcommunity #longhornphp #longhornphp2025
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I had the opportunity to chat with @asgrim.dev yesterday about PHP Pie - the new installer for PHP extensions, intended to replace PECL.
Full interview dropping tomorrow.
Full interview dropping tomorrow.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I had the opportunity to chat with @asgrim.dev yesterday about PHP Pie - the new installer for PHP extensions, intended to replace PECL.
Full interview dropping tomorrow.
Full interview dropping tomorrow.
Reposted by 🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦
If you're in Austin and want to attend #LonghornPHP next week but can't swing the ticket price, we still have some donated in-person tickets available. Pay $20 now, then get that $20 refunded when you show up. ti.to/longhorn-php...
ti.to
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If you're in Austin and want to attend #LonghornPHP next week but can't swing the ticket price, we still have some donated in-person tickets available. Pay $20 now, then get that $20 refunded when you show up. ti.to/longhorn-php...
I always appreciate conference organisers letting me speak at such great events. @afup.org was no exception, such great hospitality and France has a magnificent community ❤️ thank you for coming to my talk on 🥧 PIE at Forum PHP 2025 #php #phpc #phpcommunity #afupforum2025 #afup
October 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I always appreciate conference organisers letting me speak at such great events. @afup.org was no exception, such great hospitality and France has a magnificent community ❤️ thank you for coming to my talk on 🥧 PIE at Forum PHP 2025 #php #phpc #phpcommunity #afupforum2025 #afup
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@dunglas.dev, @nicolasgrekas.bsky.social, @asgrim.dev and Gina Banyard talking about PHP, its future and @thephpf.bsky.social 🐘
Thank you @afup.org for this amazing event!
Thank you @afup.org for this amazing event!
October 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
@dunglas.dev, @nicolasgrekas.bsky.social, @asgrim.dev and Gina Banyard talking about PHP, its future and @thephpf.bsky.social 🐘
Thank you @afup.org for this amazing event!
Thank you @afup.org for this amazing event!
Are you coming to @afup.org Forum PHP this week? We've got a community channel for #afup #forum attendees on the @roave.com Discord - join us on discord.gg/roave and ping me to get access! ❤️ #phpc #php #phpcommunity #community #tech #afupforum2025
Join the Roave Discord Server!
Check out the Roave community on Discord - hang out with 335 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
discord.gg
October 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Are you coming to @afup.org Forum PHP this week? We've got a community channel for #afup #forum attendees on the @roave.com Discord - join us on discord.gg/roave and ping me to get access! ❤️ #phpc #php #phpcommunity #community #tech #afupforum2025
Looking forward to @longhornphp.com in just under 3 weeks, I'm going to be talking about 🥧 PIE of course, but I hope to see some of you there. If we're friends, let me know and I can get you a discount :) longhornphp.com ❤️ #php #phpcommunity #phpconferences #phpc #texas #tech #austin #siliconhills
Longhorn PHP
Longhorn PHP is a 3-day conference in Austin, TX to help PHP and other web developers level up their craft and connect with the larger PHP community.
longhornphp.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Looking forward to @longhornphp.com in just under 3 weeks, I'm going to be talking about 🥧 PIE of course, but I hope to see some of you there. If we're friends, let me know and I can get you a discount :) longhornphp.com ❤️ #php #phpcommunity #phpconferences #phpc #texas #tech #austin #siliconhills
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PIE (the new extension installer in PHP) really is a game changer. I mean so is the entire PHP Foundation by extension (pun intended).
October 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
PIE (the new extension installer in PHP) really is a game changer. I mean so is the entire PHP Foundation by extension (pun intended).
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This week - Roavers Discuss is on Thursday at 7pm BST :) join us on the Discord discord.gg/roave?event=... #php #phpc #community #tech
Join the Roave Discord Server!
Check out the Roave community on Discord - hang out with 333 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
discord.gg
September 29, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This week - Roavers Discuss is on Thursday at 7pm BST :) join us on the Discord discord.gg/roave?event=... #php #phpc #community #tech
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A huge thanks to our Platinum sponsor Roave!
The Roave consortium offers PHP teams best-in-class development talent—when they need it—to help master complex technology challenges, modernize code bases, or simply lend a hand with projects.
roave.com/expertise
The Roave consortium offers PHP teams best-in-class development talent—when they need it—to help master complex technology challenges, modernize code bases, or simply lend a hand with projects.
roave.com/expertise
Roave Expertise and Services
Roave helps IT departments get their software development projects done right—and on time. Whether you need a hand with a project, fresh eyes for troubleshooting, or to finally modernize that…
roave.com
September 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A huge thanks to our Platinum sponsor Roave!
The Roave consortium offers PHP teams best-in-class development talent—when they need it—to help master complex technology challenges, modernize code bases, or simply lend a hand with projects.
roave.com/expertise
The Roave consortium offers PHP teams best-in-class development talent—when they need it—to help master complex technology challenges, modernize code bases, or simply lend a hand with projects.
roave.com/expertise
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The next Roavers Discuss will be October 2nd - come and join us!
The Roave Discord community hosts a monthly fireside chat, just a get together and talk about anything that takes our fancy.
discord.gg/roave?event=...
#phpc #community #tech
The Roave Discord community hosts a monthly fireside chat, just a get together and talk about anything that takes our fancy.
discord.gg/roave?event=...
#phpc #community #tech
Join the Roave Discord Server!
Check out the Roave community on Discord - hang out with 329 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
discord.gg
September 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The next Roavers Discuss will be October 2nd - come and join us!
The Roave Discord community hosts a monthly fireside chat, just a get together and talk about anything that takes our fancy.
discord.gg/roave?event=...
#phpc #community #tech
The Roave Discord community hosts a monthly fireside chat, just a get together and talk about anything that takes our fancy.
discord.gg/roave?event=...
#phpc #community #tech
🥧 #PIE news
Happy to announce that @thephpf.bsky.social PIE 1.2.0 is released, with several improvements, bugfixes, and updates :)
github.com/php/pie/rele...
#phppie #thephpf #phpc #phpextensions
Happy to announce that @thephpf.bsky.social PIE 1.2.0 is released, with several improvements, bugfixes, and updates :)
github.com/php/pie/rele...
#phppie #thephpf #phpc #phpextensions
Release 1.2.0 · php/pie
1.2.0
Total issues resolved: 9
Total pull requests resolved: 24
Total contributors: 11
dependencies,php
346: Dep updates and bump composer versions thanks to @asgrim
345: Bump composer/semver fr...
github.com
September 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
🥧 #PIE news
Happy to announce that @thephpf.bsky.social PIE 1.2.0 is released, with several improvements, bugfixes, and updates :)
github.com/php/pie/rele...
#phppie #thephpf #phpc #phpextensions
Happy to announce that @thephpf.bsky.social PIE 1.2.0 is released, with several improvements, bugfixes, and updates :)
github.com/php/pie/rele...
#phppie #thephpf #phpc #phpextensions
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🙌 Remembering Ryan Weaver: Teacher, Core Team Member, Friend
➡️ https://symfony.com/blog/remembering-ryan-weaver-teacher-core-team-member-friend
➡️ https://symfony.com/blog/remembering-ryan-weaver-teacher-core-team-member-friend
August 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
🙌 Remembering Ryan Weaver: Teacher, Core Team Member, Friend
➡️ https://symfony.com/blog/remembering-ryan-weaver-teacher-core-team-member-friend
➡️ https://symfony.com/blog/remembering-ryan-weaver-teacher-core-team-member-friend
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How much does a tree cost to plant?
- 50-90p for the sapling
- 120p for the deer guard
- 140p for the wooden stake
- 80p for a mulch matt
- 30p to plant if using contractors
- 20p for 20% failures
That’s £5.20
We charge £3 because we’re so behind we need help.
shop.protect.earth/products/mon...
- 50-90p for the sapling
- 120p for the deer guard
- 140p for the wooden stake
- 80p for a mulch matt
- 30p to plant if using contractors
- 20p for 20% failures
That’s £5.20
We charge £3 because we’re so behind we need help.
shop.protect.earth/products/mon...
Plant a Tree every month
Subscribing to plant 1 tree per month will make a big impact towards improving biodiversity and restoring U.K. woodlands. We plant these trees all over the country for the benefit of biodiversity and ...
shop.protect.earth
August 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
How much does a tree cost to plant?
- 50-90p for the sapling
- 120p for the deer guard
- 140p for the wooden stake
- 80p for a mulch matt
- 30p to plant if using contractors
- 20p for 20% failures
That’s £5.20
We charge £3 because we’re so behind we need help.
shop.protect.earth/products/mon...
- 50-90p for the sapling
- 120p for the deer guard
- 140p for the wooden stake
- 80p for a mulch matt
- 30p to plant if using contractors
- 20p for 20% failures
That’s £5.20
We charge £3 because we’re so behind we need help.
shop.protect.earth/products/mon...
🥧 PIE news! Just released 1.1.0 with a bunch of features and fixes; PHP 8.5 support, ability to install some bundled PHP extensions, and more 🎉 github.com/php/pie/rele... @thephpf.bsky.social #php #phpc #phppie
Release 1.1.0 · php/pie
1.1.0
Total issues resolved: 7
Total pull requests resolved: 17
Total contributors: 7
enhancement
303: Dependency update and bump thanks to @asgrim
290: 263: implicitly create the extensionPath ...
github.com
August 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
🥧 PIE news! Just released 1.1.0 with a bunch of features and fixes; PHP 8.5 support, ability to install some bundled PHP extensions, and more 🎉 github.com/php/pie/rele... @thephpf.bsky.social #php #phpc #phppie
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We're having a fireside community chat on our Roave Discord this week on Thursday, 1900 BST/2000 CEST/1400 ET/1100 PT - feel free to join us! discord.gg/roave?event=...
Join the Roave Discord Server!
Check out the Roave community on Discord - hang out with 323 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
discord.gg
August 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
We're having a fireside community chat on our Roave Discord this week on Thursday, 1900 BST/2000 CEST/1400 ET/1100 PT - feel free to join us! discord.gg/roave?event=...
Fuck the #OnlineSafetyAct - looks like I can't use DMs on @bsky.app any more. Fuck @ukparliament.parliament.uk for this authoritarian dystopian bullshit.
July 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Fuck the #OnlineSafetyAct - looks like I can't use DMs on @bsky.app any more. Fuck @ukparliament.parliament.uk for this authoritarian dystopian bullshit.
The Online Safety Act is terrible for privacy. This is not just about pornography, it has wide over-reach into all our digital lives. It is authoritarian, and literally embodies parts of an Orwellian 1984 - except this is reality, not just a dystopian novel.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
July 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The Online Safety Act is terrible for privacy. This is not just about pornography, it has wide over-reach into all our digital lives. It is authoritarian, and literally embodies parts of an Orwellian 1984 - except this is reality, not just a dystopian novel.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
UK folks should sign this petition (which I know never makes a difference, because why would the government actually listen to people?) but worth a shot. Starting to see effects of this roll out and it's making me angry 🙄
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
#OSA #OnlineSafetyAct #UK #UKPolitics
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
#OSA #OnlineSafetyAct #UK #UKPolitics
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
July 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
UK folks should sign this petition (which I know never makes a difference, because why would the government actually listen to people?) but worth a shot. Starting to see effects of this roll out and it's making me angry 🙄
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
#OSA #OnlineSafetyAct #UK #UKPolitics
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
#OSA #OnlineSafetyAct #UK #UKPolitics