The Artful Todger
@artfulltodger.bsky.social
Nekkid people doing nekkid people stuff, the way the gods intended
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🔞 ya dink
She loved bringing guys home from the gym and introducing her to her own personalized workout routine
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
She loved bringing guys home from the gym and introducing her to her own personalized workout routine
You want to put it where?
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
You want to put it where?
He promised her that this time he would fuck her so hard her eyes UNcrossed
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
He promised her that this time he would fuck her so hard her eyes UNcrossed
The girls at the party who refuse to talk to you at first but then change their mind partway through the night and decide to get you to try again
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The girls at the party who refuse to talk to you at first but then change their mind partway through the night and decide to get you to try again
Father Michael knew that this possession would require him to go deep with his holy scepter and fill her with his divine seed. Sometimes he really enjoyed his job.
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Father Michael knew that this possession would require him to go deep with his holy scepter and fill her with his divine seed. Sometimes he really enjoyed his job.
I mean, honestly, it would just be rude to refuse to fuck her at this point, right?
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I mean, honestly, it would just be rude to refuse to fuck her at this point, right?
He fucked her senseless then left her to regain her sanity for round two
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
He fucked her senseless then left her to regain her sanity for round two
So I can have Friday off now, right?
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
So I can have Friday off now, right?
She knew she should have seen his cock before she took the dare, but there was no backing out now.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
She knew she should have seen his cock before she took the dare, but there was no backing out now.
She hoped the neighbor would drop the noise complaint now, but to be sure she told him she’d be back tomorrow for more of the same.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
She hoped the neighbor would drop the noise complaint now, but to be sure she told him she’d be back tomorrow for more of the same.
Wake up, Mr Madison. The baby is asleep and your wife told me to tell you she would be back in four hours.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Wake up, Mr Madison. The baby is asleep and your wife told me to tell you she would be back in four hours.
The secret to a smoothly run bar is to keep your bouncers well compensated
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The secret to a smoothly run bar is to keep your bouncers well compensated
Every time her boyfriend’s twin brother comes to visit he pulls this shit, tricking her. As soon as he comes she’s going to give him a piece of her mind.
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Every time her boyfriend’s twin brother comes to visit he pulls this shit, tricking her. As soon as he comes she’s going to give him a piece of her mind.
Dear Frank,
The art retreat is going well. I’ve made lots of new friends who are helping me by demonstrating various painting techniques.
May stay another week.
See you whenever I get back,
Your loving wife
The art retreat is going well. I’ve made lots of new friends who are helping me by demonstrating various painting techniques.
May stay another week.
See you whenever I get back,
Your loving wife
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Dear Frank,
The art retreat is going well. I’ve made lots of new friends who are helping me by demonstrating various painting techniques.
May stay another week.
See you whenever I get back,
Your loving wife
The art retreat is going well. I’ve made lots of new friends who are helping me by demonstrating various painting techniques.
May stay another week.
See you whenever I get back,
Your loving wife
Our vows only say we can’t sleep with men
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Our vows only say we can’t sleep with men
Kevin fucking loved pledge week
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Kevin fucking loved pledge week
It turns out if you show up at your high school reunion with a high paying job all the bitches who used to snub you suddenly want your attention.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It turns out if you show up at your high school reunion with a high paying job all the bitches who used to snub you suddenly want your attention.
He claimed whenever he took a picture with his special flash he could see her tits, but she didn’t believe him
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
He claimed whenever he took a picture with his special flash he could see her tits, but she didn’t believe him
All she wanted was to feel every inch of him inside her
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
All she wanted was to feel every inch of him inside her
All you have to do is choose which one to exclude, and the remaining three will rock your world
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
All you have to do is choose which one to exclude, and the remaining three will rock your world
Go on. Make a “how much for those two big melons” joke. I dare you.
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Go on. Make a “how much for those two big melons” joke. I dare you.
All she knew was, the next man to get on this elevator was getting his dick sucked. Enough was enough.
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
All she knew was, the next man to get on this elevator was getting his dick sucked. Enough was enough.
She said to fuck her but didn’t specify which hole. That’ll teach her.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
She said to fuck her but didn’t specify which hole. That’ll teach her.
Finally, the work day was over and she could relax
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Finally, the work day was over and she could relax
The challenge was simple. He would put his dock in her pussy and fuck her as hard as he could. If she kept hold of her feet until he came she won. If she let go of her feet he would move down to her ass for double or nothing.
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The challenge was simple. He would put his dock in her pussy and fuck her as hard as he could. If she kept hold of her feet until he came she won. If she let go of her feet he would move down to her ass for double or nothing.