The Artful Todger
@artfulltodger.bsky.social
Nekkid people doing nekkid people stuff, the way the gods intended
🔞 ya dink
🔞 ya dink
Sure, she was crazy, but the things she let him do to her more than made up for it
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Sure, she was crazy, but the things she let him do to her more than made up for it
He knew goth girls were easy, but she was even more eager than he expected
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
He knew goth girls were easy, but she was even more eager than he expected
He said he was into clowns, so she decided to try and do things his way for a change
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
He said he was into clowns, so she decided to try and do things his way for a change
She sent the highest bidder a picture of what he won
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
She sent the highest bidder a picture of what he won
She only had herself to blame for picking “dare”
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
She only had herself to blame for picking “dare”
Luckily she knew how to cover the rent
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Luckily she knew how to cover the rent
She wanted the date to go well so she sent him a before and after shot of her outfit so he would know what to expect
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
She wanted the date to go well so she sent him a before and after shot of her outfit so he would know what to expect
Her jealous boyfriend insisted she send pictures of herself regularly while she was at the bachelorette party so she did what he said but not what he wanted
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Her jealous boyfriend insisted she send pictures of herself regularly while she was at the bachelorette party so she did what he said but not what he wanted
She always wore her cheetah bikini when she planned to cheat because she loved a bad joke
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
She always wore her cheetah bikini when she planned to cheat because she loved a bad joke
The arrangement was one week of servitude in exchange for unlimited use of his pool, and by the looks of it, she was eager to begin
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The arrangement was one week of servitude in exchange for unlimited use of his pool, and by the looks of it, she was eager to begin
Follow-up: she came and got it. He came home during and assumed she left. Cheered through my door cos I was getting some. Idiot didn’t even realize it was his girl.
Listening to my roommate and his gf fight cos she caught him texting another girl and I’m just waiting for him to storm out so she can come in here with me and get what she really needs.
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Follow-up: she came and got it. He came home during and assumed she left. Cheered through my door cos I was getting some. Idiot didn’t even realize it was his girl.
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Listening to my roommate and his gf fight cos she caught him texting another girl and I’m just waiting for him to storm out so she can come in here with me and get what she really needs.
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Listening to my roommate and his gf fight cos she caught him texting another girl and I’m just waiting for him to storm out so she can come in here with me and get what she really needs.
Kenzie. Need I say more?
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Kenzie. Need I say more?
A deal was a deal. The plumber fixed her shower, so she let him clean her pipes.
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
A deal was a deal. The plumber fixed her shower, so she let him clean her pipes.
When she agreed to model for him she expected she would be in a traditional pose, but hey, who was she to challenge his creative vision?
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
When she agreed to model for him she expected she would be in a traditional pose, but hey, who was she to challenge his creative vision?
It wasn’t the music that brought her to the festival, it was the unlimited sweaty tent sex with endless willing partners
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It wasn’t the music that brought her to the festival, it was the unlimited sweaty tent sex with endless willing partners
This was the third bodyguard she had to satisfy but she didn’t care, she was going to get with the band whatever it took
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This was the third bodyguard she had to satisfy but she didn’t care, she was going to get with the band whatever it took
He liked doing work for sororities when they didn’t have the budget for it
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
He liked doing work for sororities when they didn’t have the budget for it
When she said she was going to the costume party as “Slutty Daphne” he didn’t realize she was going to fully commit to the part
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
When she said she was going to the costume party as “Slutty Daphne” he didn’t realize she was going to fully commit to the part
You should probably stop fucking the boss’s wife at some point but that pussy is too damn good.
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
You should probably stop fucking the boss’s wife at some point but that pussy is too damn good.
Yes, she’s an Eldritch horror from dimensions unknown bent on destroying our universe but those tits, man
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Yes, she’s an Eldritch horror from dimensions unknown bent on destroying our universe but those tits, man
This time she would get her driver’s license no matter what
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This time she would get her driver’s license no matter what
You ever get that feeling that you might not survive the sex but you’re determined to hit it anyway?
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
You ever get that feeling that you might not survive the sex but you’re determined to hit it anyway?
