Wake up hon. A new Saliba crazy arms goal celebration just dropped

I still feel like I’ll jinx it by saying anything good, but top of both the Premier and Champions League is wild

I’m no longer allowed to watch Champions League games. I can listen at a distance though

(this mostly/only applies to people who personally wrong me by scoring against my team)

I cannot take people whose last names are first names seriously. Karl equalized. See how stupid that sounds??

Oh no

My most out-of-character answer is the end of Warrior. The MMA movie with Tom Hardy and Joel Edgerton. But man, the last fight scene, and the National song starts? I fucking lose it every time

That whole movie is crafted with laser precision to make people cry

Is Tom Hardy too old to play Sydney Carton, and does my hypothetical despot care?

It’s such a cinematic book! And I feel like we don’t get enough French Revolution movies.