They’re trying to push a wedge through the second clause.

She's doing a DOGE, I see.

Every writer can spot the bland, artless sputum of an LLM's "creative" output instantly - just an elevated autocomplete. LLMs aren't trying to articulate anything from a point of view or perspective, so any "fact checking" they do is unmotivated, for no purpose other than to comply with a prompt.

It’s the first thing that occurred to me when Columbia’s board basically invited Trump in under the pretext of a conflict.

lol "woke Wall Street CEO" is the most oxymoron of oxymorons.

That, combined with the later line: "Your father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives." My only wish is that the line had ended there. The rest is unnecessarily on the nose and diminishes the impact.

100%. Imagine what it's like taking the wooden stick out after all the ice is melted.

Won’t matter if they’re dead.

Such a great poem, I will never not stop to read it.