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Rye Armitage
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Writer ∞ Filmmaker + Dancer & Artist to be.
In the HelluvaB & HazbinH Ring.
Extremely dire conditions real life with no means to get to safety.
This is exactly as I ranked them yesterday on an Add Yours on InStag though I put Al and Anthony in first so Lucifer took 3rd, Val 4th and I shared the 5th between Vox, Husk and Pentious, I mean... gee whiz bullseye, and the rest are ON THE MONEY. Cheers.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Every face he pulls is a good one honestly, these are just some more of the many peaks.
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m always the screenshot person so apparently I have been summoned, here we go.
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Abel.

Loved him since his tears and acceptance of what he knows full well, how his father didn’t even like him (I get a much worse version irl so... yeah), and then how he reacted to Pen’s name with nothing but genuine appreciation.

And look at him shining now, fuck yeah.

#HearMyHope
#HazbinHotel
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If only Rosie hadn’t fixed Al’s staff, he’d be free but no longer the strongest bc he would’ve helped.

His “What’s in it for me?” & HOW LONG he managed to keep the façade was his finest bluff as my good Al’s proven he fears death & the answer to his question was “not dying you dick”.

#HazbinHotel
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Al was having a private “I fucking won and fixed your ghastly song”-gasm here.

He got ALL he wanted AND got to turn “yours since we met” to “you knew my game the day we met”.

He’s not letting on but inside he’s weeping like a newly-wed AND laughing like a murderous maniac all in one.

#HazbinHotel
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
One can tell Lu’s not the sharpest tool in the shed (without seeing him step on a giant red X) by asking what in the everloving fuck possessed him to think FOR A SECOND a sign’ll keep Al out if he ever wants IN.

You don’t undestand how much I love that Lu’s no mastermind.

#RadioApple
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“I’m pretty sure Vox is like, losing his shit.”

*MANIACAL LAUGHTER, SEIZURE RANDOM FIRING

“Daaamn, Papi.”

VAL.

I love him so much holy hell.

Sooo... this here is exactly when Vox loses his marbles in Act Three, and that fucking red loudspeaker isn’t even audiencing it.

#StaticMoth
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Fuuuck... that’s the longest I’ve ever edged.”

HIS FACE.

How spent he looks with it AND THEN how drunk when he just grins as though he’s actually proud of it, like “damn, bitches check this out, I beat my record, who’s ever gonna top that”.

He’s such a riot.

#HazbinHotelValentino
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“¡CÁ – LLA – TE!”

That was perfect, dialogue, delivery, everything.

And how Val looks/sounds pained for what he had (?) to do.

I really wish for chill-Vees “working” at the hotel and coming on now and again and comedy-ing the fuck away (also means Angel’s back and safe).

#StaticMoth
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“And if he glows any brighter, will he see me anymore?”

“And maybe then he’ll chill again and realise who he missed.”

These lines holy hell, Val loves Vox, Vel calls out Vox’s bs but shows how much she wants him back too.

Manifesting good Hotel-Vees for S3.

#Val & #Vel THE #Besties
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I find it fantastic that Val (is in love) AND made excuses for Vox in song when he was alone, and only went at Vox when goaded by Vel.

It shows he’s more than meets the eye, I want his redemption arc.

Manifesting Val returning Angel to HazbinH and asking if he can stay.

#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotel3
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Val’s a fucking legend, not so selfish eh? He literally took things (and Vox’s head) in his own hands, picked up his found family & was going to save them despite Vox hurting him and setting him up to die.

I want the Vees working at Hazbin, redemption arc-ing and domestic comedy-ing.

#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
First like from Viv on the longer version of this on Insta, help.
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Honest, did Alastor know that the blushing box who wanted him had been the same as him in life?

These two are basically the exact same person born like what, thirty years apart? They were a match made be(for)e hell but Alastor was too much of a solo-act dick to go for it.

#RadioStatic
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Vox was bad but it was Alastor who made him a monster.

He knows he can’t have Al’s good side, it was immense to see his silent crying and him choosing his final death when he saw he couldn’t have Al’s bad side either.

Vox showed he’d rather not exist than lose Al again. Just... fuck.

#RadioStatic
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Happy.

Ta @amirtalai.bsky.social. ♥️
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
November 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Hear me out...

What if it won’t be Al vs Vox but Radio Trio vs The Vees.

Al vs Vox, Nifty vs Val and Husk vs Velvette, with occasional swaps because of THE chaos.

#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelNifty #HazbinHotelValentino
#HazbinHotelRadioTrio
#HazbinHotelSeason2
#HazbinHotel
#Hellaverse
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
These two so got married in between seasons, I mean look at them, hoooly hell.

Also HOW I LOVE how much more Husk is smiling.

I love these two with my whole broken heart.

#HazbinHotelAngelDust #HazbinHotelHusk
#HuskerDust
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2
#Hellaverse
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Same energy.

“Your fire doesn’t really hurt us but, I mean, I could fake it if that’ll get your d™ck hard.”

“You realise that I’m covered in eyes, right? But – but I can act shocked, if you’d like.”

I love them so much.

#HazbinHotelSirPentious #HazbinHotelEmily #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2
October 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh my Lu, there’s a statue to Dazzle in front of the hotel and now Razzle is fun-sized again but flying solo... ouch.

#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelLucifer
#HazbinHotelDazzle #HazbinHotelRazzle
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2
#Hellaverse
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM