Rye Armitage
@armitagery.bsky.social
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Writer ∞ Filmmaker + Dancer & Artist to be.
In the HelluvaB & HazbinH Ring.
Extremely dire conditions real life with no means to get to safety.
Writer ∞ Filmmaker + Dancer & Artist to be.
In the HelluvaB & HazbinH Ring.
Extremely dire conditions real life with no means to get to safety.
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Al was having a private “I fucking won and fixed your ghastly song”-gasm here.
He got ALL he wanted AND got to turn “yours since we met” to “you knew my game the day we met”.
He’s not letting on but inside he’s weeping like a newly-wed AND laughing like a murderous maniac all in one.
#HazbinHotel
He got ALL he wanted AND got to turn “yours since we met” to “you knew my game the day we met”.
He’s not letting on but inside he’s weeping like a newly-wed AND laughing like a murderous maniac all in one.
#HazbinHotel
This is exactly as I ranked them yesterday on an Add Yours on InStag though I put Al and Anthony in first so Lucifer took 3rd, Val 4th and I shared the 5th between Vox, Husk and Pentious, I mean... gee whiz bullseye, and the rest are ON THE MONEY. Cheers.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
This is exactly as I ranked them yesterday on an Add Yours on InStag though I put Al and Anthony in first so Lucifer took 3rd, Val 4th and I shared the 5th between Vox, Husk and Pentious, I mean... gee whiz bullseye, and the rest are ON THE MONEY. Cheers.
Holy shit the amount of people who reply to comedy with mansplaining.
What unholy urge is that of “having to tell you” how what happened to the person at the bar did and why it played out in that way.
Can’t you just... laugh or, I don’t know, do a quick Google on “the purpose of comedy & sarcasm“?
What unholy urge is that of “having to tell you” how what happened to the person at the bar did and why it played out in that way.
Can’t you just... laugh or, I don’t know, do a quick Google on “the purpose of comedy & sarcasm“?
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Holy shit the amount of people who reply to comedy with mansplaining.
What unholy urge is that of “having to tell you” how what happened to the person at the bar did and why it played out in that way.
Can’t you just... laugh or, I don’t know, do a quick Google on “the purpose of comedy & sarcasm“?
What unholy urge is that of “having to tell you” how what happened to the person at the bar did and why it played out in that way.
Can’t you just... laugh or, I don’t know, do a quick Google on “the purpose of comedy & sarcasm“?
Abel.
Loved him since his tears and acceptance of what he knows full well, how his father didn’t even like him (I get a much worse version irl so... yeah), and then how he reacted to Pen’s name with nothing but genuine appreciation.
And look at him shining now, fuck yeah.
#HearMyHope
#HazbinHotel
Loved him since his tears and acceptance of what he knows full well, how his father didn’t even like him (I get a much worse version irl so... yeah), and then how he reacted to Pen’s name with nothing but genuine appreciation.
And look at him shining now, fuck yeah.
#HearMyHope
#HazbinHotel
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Abel.
Loved him since his tears and acceptance of what he knows full well, how his father didn’t even like him (I get a much worse version irl so... yeah), and then how he reacted to Pen’s name with nothing but genuine appreciation.
And look at him shining now, fuck yeah.
#HearMyHope
#HazbinHotel
Loved him since his tears and acceptance of what he knows full well, how his father didn’t even like him (I get a much worse version irl so... yeah), and then how he reacted to Pen’s name with nothing but genuine appreciation.
And look at him shining now, fuck yeah.
#HearMyHope
#HazbinHotel
If only Rosie hadn’t fixed Al’s staff, he’d be free but no longer the strongest bc he would’ve helped.
His “What’s in it for me?” & HOW LONG he managed to keep the façade was his finest bluff as my good Al’s proven he fears death & the answer to his question was “not dying you dick”.
#HazbinHotel
His “What’s in it for me?” & HOW LONG he managed to keep the façade was his finest bluff as my good Al’s proven he fears death & the answer to his question was “not dying you dick”.
#HazbinHotel
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If only Rosie hadn’t fixed Al’s staff, he’d be free but no longer the strongest bc he would’ve helped.
His “What’s in it for me?” & HOW LONG he managed to keep the façade was his finest bluff as my good Al’s proven he fears death & the answer to his question was “not dying you dick”.
#HazbinHotel
His “What’s in it for me?” & HOW LONG he managed to keep the façade was his finest bluff as my good Al’s proven he fears death & the answer to his question was “not dying you dick”.
#HazbinHotel
Al was having a private “I fucking won and fixed your ghastly song”-gasm here.
He got ALL he wanted AND got to turn “yours since we met” to “you knew my game the day we met”.
He’s not letting on but inside he’s weeping like a newly-wed AND laughing like a murderous maniac all in one.
#HazbinHotel
He got ALL he wanted AND got to turn “yours since we met” to “you knew my game the day we met”.
He’s not letting on but inside he’s weeping like a newly-wed AND laughing like a murderous maniac all in one.
#HazbinHotel
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Al was having a private “I fucking won and fixed your ghastly song”-gasm here.
He got ALL he wanted AND got to turn “yours since we met” to “you knew my game the day we met”.
He’s not letting on but inside he’s weeping like a newly-wed AND laughing like a murderous maniac all in one.
#HazbinHotel
He got ALL he wanted AND got to turn “yours since we met” to “you knew my game the day we met”.
He’s not letting on but inside he’s weeping like a newly-wed AND laughing like a murderous maniac all in one.
#HazbinHotel
One can tell Lu’s not the sharpest tool in the shed (without seeing him step on a giant red X) by asking what in the everloving fuck possessed him to think FOR A SECOND a sign’ll keep Al out if he ever wants IN.
You don’t undestand how much I love that Lu’s no mastermind.
#RadioApple
#HazbinHotel
You don’t undestand how much I love that Lu’s no mastermind.
#RadioApple
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
One can tell Lu’s not the sharpest tool in the shed (without seeing him step on a giant red X) by asking what in the everloving fuck possessed him to think FOR A SECOND a sign’ll keep Al out if he ever wants IN.
You don’t undestand how much I love that Lu’s no mastermind.
#RadioApple
#HazbinHotel
You don’t undestand how much I love that Lu’s no mastermind.
#RadioApple
#HazbinHotel
“I’m pretty sure Vox is like, losing his shit.”
*MANIACAL LAUGHTER, SEIZURE RANDOM FIRING
“Daaamn, Papi.”
VAL.
I love him so much holy hell.
Sooo... this here is exactly when Vox loses his marbles in Act Three, and that fucking red loudspeaker isn’t even audiencing it.
#StaticMoth
#HazbinHotel
*MANIACAL LAUGHTER, SEIZURE RANDOM FIRING
“Daaamn, Papi.”
VAL.
I love him so much holy hell.
Sooo... this here is exactly when Vox loses his marbles in Act Three, and that fucking red loudspeaker isn’t even audiencing it.
#StaticMoth
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“I’m pretty sure Vox is like, losing his shit.”
*MANIACAL LAUGHTER, SEIZURE RANDOM FIRING
“Daaamn, Papi.”
VAL.
I love him so much holy hell.
Sooo... this here is exactly when Vox loses his marbles in Act Three, and that fucking red loudspeaker isn’t even audiencing it.
#StaticMoth
#HazbinHotel
*MANIACAL LAUGHTER, SEIZURE RANDOM FIRING
“Daaamn, Papi.”
VAL.
I love him so much holy hell.
Sooo... this here is exactly when Vox loses his marbles in Act Three, and that fucking red loudspeaker isn’t even audiencing it.
#StaticMoth
#HazbinHotel
“Fuuuck... that’s the longest I’ve ever edged.”
HIS FACE.
How spent he looks with it AND THEN how drunk when he just grins as though he’s actually proud of it, like “damn, bitches check this out, I beat my record, who’s ever gonna top that”.
He’s such a riot.
#HazbinHotelValentino
#HazbinHotel
HIS FACE.
How spent he looks with it AND THEN how drunk when he just grins as though he’s actually proud of it, like “damn, bitches check this out, I beat my record, who’s ever gonna top that”.
He’s such a riot.
#HazbinHotelValentino
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“Fuuuck... that’s the longest I’ve ever edged.”
HIS FACE.
How spent he looks with it AND THEN how drunk when he just grins as though he’s actually proud of it, like “damn, bitches check this out, I beat my record, who’s ever gonna top that”.
He’s such a riot.
#HazbinHotelValentino
#HazbinHotel
HIS FACE.
How spent he looks with it AND THEN how drunk when he just grins as though he’s actually proud of it, like “damn, bitches check this out, I beat my record, who’s ever gonna top that”.
He’s such a riot.
#HazbinHotelValentino
#HazbinHotel
“¡CÁ – LLA – TE!”
That was perfect, dialogue, delivery, everything.
And how Val looks/sounds pained for what he had (?) to do.
I really wish for chill-Vees “working” at the hotel and coming on now and again and comedy-ing the fuck away (also means Angel’s back and safe).
#StaticMoth
#HazbinHotel
That was perfect, dialogue, delivery, everything.
And how Val looks/sounds pained for what he had (?) to do.
I really wish for chill-Vees “working” at the hotel and coming on now and again and comedy-ing the fuck away (also means Angel’s back and safe).
#StaticMoth
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“¡CÁ – LLA – TE!”
That was perfect, dialogue, delivery, everything.
And how Val looks/sounds pained for what he had (?) to do.
I really wish for chill-Vees “working” at the hotel and coming on now and again and comedy-ing the fuck away (also means Angel’s back and safe).
#StaticMoth
#HazbinHotel
That was perfect, dialogue, delivery, everything.
And how Val looks/sounds pained for what he had (?) to do.
I really wish for chill-Vees “working” at the hotel and coming on now and again and comedy-ing the fuck away (also means Angel’s back and safe).
#StaticMoth
#HazbinHotel
“And if he glows any brighter, will he see me anymore?”
“And maybe then he’ll chill again and realise who he missed.”
These lines holy hell, Val loves Vox, Vel calls out Vox’s bs but shows how much she wants him back too.
Manifesting good Hotel-Vees for S3.
#Val & #Vel THE #Besties
#HazbinHotel
“And maybe then he’ll chill again and realise who he missed.”
These lines holy hell, Val loves Vox, Vel calls out Vox’s bs but shows how much she wants him back too.
Manifesting good Hotel-Vees for S3.
#Val & #Vel THE #Besties
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“And if he glows any brighter, will he see me anymore?”
“And maybe then he’ll chill again and realise who he missed.”
These lines holy hell, Val loves Vox, Vel calls out Vox’s bs but shows how much she wants him back too.
Manifesting good Hotel-Vees for S3.
#Val & #Vel THE #Besties
#HazbinHotel
“And maybe then he’ll chill again and realise who he missed.”
These lines holy hell, Val loves Vox, Vel calls out Vox’s bs but shows how much she wants him back too.
Manifesting good Hotel-Vees for S3.
#Val & #Vel THE #Besties
#HazbinHotel
I find it fantastic that Val (is in love) AND made excuses for Vox in song when he was alone, and only went at Vox when goaded by Vel.
It shows he’s more than meets the eye, I want his redemption arc.
Manifesting Val returning Angel to HazbinH and asking if he can stay.
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotel3
It shows he’s more than meets the eye, I want his redemption arc.
Manifesting Val returning Angel to HazbinH and asking if he can stay.
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotel3
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I find it fantastic that Val (is in love) AND made excuses for Vox in song when he was alone, and only went at Vox when goaded by Vel.
It shows he’s more than meets the eye, I want his redemption arc.
Manifesting Val returning Angel to HazbinH and asking if he can stay.
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotel3
It shows he’s more than meets the eye, I want his redemption arc.
Manifesting Val returning Angel to HazbinH and asking if he can stay.
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotel3
Val’s a fucking legend, not so selfish eh? He literally took things (and Vox’s head) in his own hands, picked up his found family & was going to save them despite Vox hurting him and setting him up to die.
I want the Vees working at Hazbin, redemption arc-ing and domestic comedy-ing.
#HazbinHotel
I want the Vees working at Hazbin, redemption arc-ing and domestic comedy-ing.
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Val’s a fucking legend, not so selfish eh? He literally took things (and Vox’s head) in his own hands, picked up his found family & was going to save them despite Vox hurting him and setting him up to die.
I want the Vees working at Hazbin, redemption arc-ing and domestic comedy-ing.
#HazbinHotel
I want the Vees working at Hazbin, redemption arc-ing and domestic comedy-ing.
#HazbinHotel
Honest, did Alastor know that the blushing box who wanted him had been the same as him in life?
These two are basically the exact same person born like what, thirty years apart? They were a match made be(for)e hell but Alastor was too much of a solo-act dick to go for it.
#RadioStatic
#HazbinHotel
These two are basically the exact same person born like what, thirty years apart? They were a match made be(for)e hell but Alastor was too much of a solo-act dick to go for it.
#RadioStatic
#HazbinHotel
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Honest, did Alastor know that the blushing box who wanted him had been the same as him in life?
These two are basically the exact same person born like what, thirty years apart? They were a match made be(for)e hell but Alastor was too much of a solo-act dick to go for it.
#RadioStatic
#HazbinHotel
These two are basically the exact same person born like what, thirty years apart? They were a match made be(for)e hell but Alastor was too much of a solo-act dick to go for it.
#RadioStatic
#HazbinHotel
Vox was bad but it was Alastor who made him a monster.
He knows he can’t have Al’s good side, it was immense to see his silent crying and him choosing his final death when he saw he couldn’t have Al’s bad side either.
Vox showed he’d rather not exist than lose Al again. Just... fuck.
#RadioStatic
He knows he can’t have Al’s good side, it was immense to see his silent crying and him choosing his final death when he saw he couldn’t have Al’s bad side either.
Vox showed he’d rather not exist than lose Al again. Just... fuck.
#RadioStatic
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Vox was bad but it was Alastor who made him a monster.
He knows he can’t have Al’s good side, it was immense to see his silent crying and him choosing his final death when he saw he couldn’t have Al’s bad side either.
Vox showed he’d rather not exist than lose Al again. Just... fuck.
#RadioStatic
He knows he can’t have Al’s good side, it was immense to see his silent crying and him choosing his final death when he saw he couldn’t have Al’s bad side either.
Vox showed he’d rather not exist than lose Al again. Just... fuck.
#RadioStatic
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I find it fantastic that Val (is in love) AND made excuses for Vox in song when he was alone, and only went at Vox when goaded by Vel.
It shows he’s more than meets the eye, I want his redemption arc.
Manifesting Val returning Angel to HazbinH and asking if he can stay.
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotel3
It shows he’s more than meets the eye, I want his redemption arc.
Manifesting Val returning Angel to HazbinH and asking if he can stay.
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotel3
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I find it fantastic that Val (is in love) AND made excuses for Vox in song when he was alone, and only went at Vox when goaded by Vel.
It shows he’s more than meets the eye, I want his redemption arc.
Manifesting Val returning Angel to HazbinH and asking if he can stay.
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotel3
It shows he’s more than meets the eye, I want his redemption arc.
Manifesting Val returning Angel to HazbinH and asking if he can stay.
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotel3
Val is a fucking legend, not so selfish eh? He picked up his found family and was going to save them despite Vox hurting him and landing him in a life/death situation.
And both Val & Vel showed in song they wanted their friend back.
Manifesting redemption arcs for the Vees.
#TheVees
#HazbinHotel
And both Val & Vel showed in song they wanted their friend back.
Manifesting redemption arcs for the Vees.
#TheVees
#HazbinHotel
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Val is a fucking legend, not so selfish eh? He picked up his found family and was going to save them despite Vox hurting him and landing him in a life/death situation.
And both Val & Vel showed in song they wanted their friend back.
Manifesting redemption arcs for the Vees.
#TheVees
#HazbinHotel
And both Val & Vel showed in song they wanted their friend back.
Manifesting redemption arcs for the Vees.
#TheVees
#HazbinHotel
Also did Alastor know that the blushing box who wanted him had been the same as him in life?
These two were a match made before hell and Alastor was just too much of a solo-act dick to let it happen.
#RadioStatic
#HazbinHotel
These two were a match made before hell and Alastor was just too much of a solo-act dick to let it happen.
#RadioStatic
#HazbinHotel
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Also did Alastor know that the blushing box who wanted him had been the same as him in life?
These two were a match made before hell and Alastor was just too much of a solo-act dick to let it happen.
#RadioStatic
#HazbinHotel
These two were a match made before hell and Alastor was just too much of a solo-act dick to let it happen.
#RadioStatic
#HazbinHotel
Vox was no saint but it was Alastor who brought out the monster.
He knows he can’t have Al’s good side, it was immense to see his silent crying and diving into his death after seeing he couldn’t have Al’s bad side either.
Vox showed he’d rather die than losing Al again. Just... fuck.
#RadioStatic
He knows he can’t have Al’s good side, it was immense to see his silent crying and diving into his death after seeing he couldn’t have Al’s bad side either.
Vox showed he’d rather die than losing Al again. Just... fuck.
#RadioStatic
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Vox was no saint but it was Alastor who brought out the monster.
He knows he can’t have Al’s good side, it was immense to see his silent crying and diving into his death after seeing he couldn’t have Al’s bad side either.
Vox showed he’d rather die than losing Al again. Just... fuck.
#RadioStatic
He knows he can’t have Al’s good side, it was immense to see his silent crying and diving into his death after seeing he couldn’t have Al’s bad side either.
Vox showed he’d rather die than losing Al again. Just... fuck.
#RadioStatic
Vox’s Brighter is the companion to Lute’s Gravity.
From Christian’s pitch on “Rome wasn’t built in a day” to Vox’s fucking dance moves and how powerful the vocals are, just, I’m sold sold sold.
And I loved the detail of the heterochromia of his eyes having carried in his afterlife.
#HazbinHotel
From Christian’s pitch on “Rome wasn’t built in a day” to Vox’s fucking dance moves and how powerful the vocals are, just, I’m sold sold sold.
And I loved the detail of the heterochromia of his eyes having carried in his afterlife.
#HazbinHotel
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Vox’s Brighter is the companion to Lute’s Gravity.
From Christian’s pitch on “Rome wasn’t built in a day” to Vox’s fucking dance moves and how powerful the vocals are, just, I’m sold sold sold.
And I loved the detail of the heterochromia of his eyes having carried in his afterlife.
#HazbinHotel
From Christian’s pitch on “Rome wasn’t built in a day” to Vox’s fucking dance moves and how powerful the vocals are, just, I’m sold sold sold.
And I loved the detail of the heterochromia of his eyes having carried in his afterlife.
#HazbinHotel
Can’t believe I managed despite EVERYTHING to only get spoiled a single screen of Lu crying on a sofa and an hour before watching the finale in the vivisection room, I got spoiled an Alastor screenshot of him getting free and fighting, that he would fight Vox (who harmed Charlie) and win. Fuck no...
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Can’t believe I managed despite EVERYTHING to only get spoiled a single screen of Lu crying on a sofa and an hour before watching the finale in the vivisection room, I got spoiled an Alastor screenshot of him getting free and fighting, that he would fight Vox (who harmed Charlie) and win. Fuck no...
Honestly Alastor doesn’t need to ragebait Vox for him to engage, far from it, he doesn’t even need to so much as bait AT ALL, anything comes out of Alastor’s mouth and it’s an instant hook, line and sinker for Vox. Man is obsessed & way still too enamored to resist the red loudspeaker.
#RadioStatic
#RadioStatic
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Honestly Alastor doesn’t need to ragebait Vox for him to engage, far from it, he doesn’t even need to so much as bait AT ALL, anything comes out of Alastor’s mouth and it’s an instant hook, line and sinker for Vox. Man is obsessed & way still too enamored to resist the red loudspeaker.
#RadioStatic
#RadioStatic
Sooo… in the end, what had me most of all in Hazbi at first was the music, now what does it mean that the two lines that get me the most, wherein one guts me open and the other makes me feel the most are both Lu’s?
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Sooo… in the end, what had me most of all in Hazbi at first was the music, now what does it mean that the two lines that get me the most, wherein one guts me open and the other makes me feel the most are both Lu’s?
Hazbi Songs Ranking as of 13.11.2025
Gravity
VOX POPULI
VOX DEI
Easy
Piss (A Love Song)
Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)
Don’t You Forget (Reprise)
Bad With Us
Don’t You Forget
Losin’ Streak
Love In A Bottle
Sera’s Confession
Once We Get Up There
Like You
Speedrun to Redemption
Clean It Up!
Gravity
VOX POPULI
VOX DEI
Easy
Piss (A Love Song)
Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)
Don’t You Forget (Reprise)
Bad With Us
Don’t You Forget
Losin’ Streak
Love In A Bottle
Sera’s Confession
Once We Get Up There
Like You
Speedrun to Redemption
Clean It Up!
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hazbi Songs Ranking as of 13.11.2025
Gravity
VOX POPULI
VOX DEI
Easy
Piss (A Love Song)
Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)
Don’t You Forget (Reprise)
Bad With Us
Don’t You Forget
Losin’ Streak
Love In A Bottle
Sera’s Confession
Once We Get Up There
Like You
Speedrun to Redemption
Clean It Up!
Gravity
VOX POPULI
VOX DEI
Easy
Piss (A Love Song)
Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)
Don’t You Forget (Reprise)
Bad With Us
Don’t You Forget
Losin’ Streak
Love In A Bottle
Sera’s Confession
Once We Get Up There
Like You
Speedrun to Redemption
Clean It Up!
Hazbi Songs Ranking as of 12.11.2025
Gravity
VOX POPULI
VOX DEI
Easy
Piss (A Love Song)
Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)
Don’t You Forget (Reprise)
Bad With Us
Don’t You Forget
Losin’ Streak
Love In A Bottle
Sera’s Confession
Once We Get Up There
Like You
Speedrun to Redemption
Clean It Up!
Gravity
VOX POPULI
VOX DEI
Easy
Piss (A Love Song)
Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)
Don’t You Forget (Reprise)
Bad With Us
Don’t You Forget
Losin’ Streak
Love In A Bottle
Sera’s Confession
Once We Get Up There
Like You
Speedrun to Redemption
Clean It Up!
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hazbi Songs Ranking as of 12.11.2025
Gravity
VOX POPULI
VOX DEI
Easy
Piss (A Love Song)
Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)
Don’t You Forget (Reprise)
Bad With Us
Don’t You Forget
Losin’ Streak
Love In A Bottle
Sera’s Confession
Once We Get Up There
Like You
Speedrun to Redemption
Clean It Up!
Gravity
VOX POPULI
VOX DEI
Easy
Piss (A Love Song)
Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)
Don’t You Forget (Reprise)
Bad With Us
Don’t You Forget
Losin’ Streak
Love In A Bottle
Sera’s Confession
Once We Get Up There
Like You
Speedrun to Redemption
Clean It Up!