armchairprez
@armchairprez.bsky.social
Army Vet. Expat-in-training. ANTIFA Branch Manager, Shia-Atheist, Lake living, bourbon swilling, MAGA-HATING man about town. Two-consenting-adults-ally #ENTJ
LKN, NC
LKN, NC
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The question of who you would kill, if you could go back in time, is getting difficulter, and difficulter.
February 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The question of who you would kill, if you could go back in time, is getting difficulter, and difficulter.
The handling of the Epstein files ultimately determines what kind of country we’ll be going forward. Either these criminals are held accountable, or the playbook for avoiding accountability is published and these evil people strengthen their rule of America. There is no middle ground.
#Epstein
#Epstein
February 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The handling of the Epstein files ultimately determines what kind of country we’ll be going forward. Either these criminals are held accountable, or the playbook for avoiding accountability is published and these evil people strengthen their rule of America. There is no middle ground.
#Epstein
#Epstein
I’m guessing all those yokels complaining about not understanding Bad Bunny couldn’t tell the difference between Puccini and Zucchini.
Next time I’m at the opera, I’m demanding the kid rock aria.
Next time I’m at the opera, I’m demanding the kid rock aria.
February 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I’m guessing all those yokels complaining about not understanding Bad Bunny couldn’t tell the difference between Puccini and Zucchini.
Next time I’m at the opera, I’m demanding the kid rock aria.
Next time I’m at the opera, I’m demanding the kid rock aria.
If it’s any consolation, this “mountainish inhumanity” against immigrants is nothing new…
This is powerful stuff…
www.instagram.com/reel/DUYeBL_...
This is powerful stuff…
www.instagram.com/reel/DUYeBL_...
for the actor on Instagram: "A large serving of nourishment this day from the great Sir Ian McKellen. Fill your cup ✨
🎥 repost @colbertlateshow
Leave it to Shakespeare and @ianmckellen to so eloquen...
1,232 likes, 118 comments - for_the_actor on February 5, 2026: "A large serving of nourishment this day from the great Sir Ian McKellen. Fill your cup ✨
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February 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
If it’s any consolation, this “mountainish inhumanity” against immigrants is nothing new…
This is powerful stuff…
www.instagram.com/reel/DUYeBL_...
This is powerful stuff…
www.instagram.com/reel/DUYeBL_...
In the spirit of reconciliation, I’d like to credit trump with making “fucker” an acceptable component of civil discourse.
#DearMerriamWebster
#DearMerriamWebster
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
In the spirit of reconciliation, I’d like to credit trump with making “fucker” an acceptable component of civil discourse.
#DearMerriamWebster
#DearMerriamWebster
That time I was mentioned, in my high school yearbook, the same number of times trump is in the Epstein files.
#Epstein
#Epstein
a man in a suit is being touched by a woman in a headband
ALT: a man in a suit is being touched by a woman in a headband
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
That time I was mentioned, in my high school yearbook, the same number of times trump is in the Epstein files.
#Epstein
#Epstein
Before I file my first claim, I only have one question:
Does my discrimination card go in front of or behind my privilege card, in my chained wallet?
#AndDoIHAVEToKeepAStraightFace
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
Does my discrimination card go in front of or behind my privilege card, in my chained wallet?
#AndDoIHAVEToKeepAStraightFace
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
Trump administration pushes white men to pursue bias claims
Many plaintiffs, however, are finding what women and people of other races have found: Suing your employer can damage your career.
www.detroitnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Before I file my first claim, I only have one question:
Does my discrimination card go in front of or behind my privilege card, in my chained wallet?
#AndDoIHAVEToKeepAStraightFace
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
Does my discrimination card go in front of or behind my privilege card, in my chained wallet?
#AndDoIHAVEToKeepAStraightFace
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
Dear Nazis, we only call you Nazis because Schutzstaffel is too damn hard to pronounce.
Please indulge our linguistic shortcomings.
#Nazis
Please indulge our linguistic shortcomings.
#Nazis
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Dear Nazis, we only call you Nazis because Schutzstaffel is too damn hard to pronounce.
Please indulge our linguistic shortcomings.
#Nazis
Please indulge our linguistic shortcomings.
#Nazis
Lutnick lied about visiting Epstein Island.
So glad he now being “honest” with us now by telling us he was only there a “hour.”
#Lutnick
#Epstein
So glad he now being “honest” with us now by telling us he was only there a “hour.”
#Lutnick
#Epstein
a bald man with glasses and a mustache says " oh ninja please "
ALT: a bald man with glasses and a mustache says " oh ninja please "
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
And he was rich—yes, richer than a king. And admirably schooled in every grace: In fine, we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.
To make us wish that we were in his place.
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
And he was rich—yes, richer than a king. And admirably schooled in every grace: In fine, we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.
To make us wish that we were in his place.
If you’re watching kid rock, right now, you just failed the cognitive test.
Man, woman, redneck, shitty “music”
#SuperBowl
Man, woman, redneck, shitty “music”
#SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
If you’re watching kid rock, right now, you just failed the cognitive test.
Man, woman, redneck, shitty “music”
#SuperBowl
Man, woman, redneck, shitty “music”
#SuperBowl
Green Day, Charlie Puth, Belinda Carlyle. A Hispanic sign language interpreter, Bad Bunny. At this point the NFL is just fucking with MAGA.
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Green Day, Charlie Puth, Belinda Carlyle. A Hispanic sign language interpreter, Bad Bunny. At this point the NFL is just fucking with MAGA.
I’m willing to admit trump won the 2020 election if it means removing him from his unconstitutional “third” term.
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I’m willing to admit trump won the 2020 election if it means removing him from his unconstitutional “third” term.
February 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
This video doesn’t do it justice, but it’s snowing sideways on lake Norman.
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 PM
This video doesn’t do it justice, but it’s snowing sideways on lake Norman.
If you run for office and holding these criminals accountable is not part of your platform, do not expect my vote.
#Retribution
#Retribution
January 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
If you run for office and holding these criminals accountable is not part of your platform, do not expect my vote.
#Retribution
#Retribution
Greg Bovino, and his ICE punks, leaving Minneapolis…
#ICE
#ICE
three dwarfs are standing next to each other on a yellow brick road .
ALT: three dwarfs are standing next to each other on a yellow brick road .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Greg Bovino, and his ICE punks, leaving Minneapolis…
#ICE
#ICE
Someone should conduct a wellness check on the NRA…..
I guess the 2nd Commandment only applies to sniveling little rightwing pork chops…
#ICEMurders
#NRA
I guess the 2nd Commandment only applies to sniveling little rightwing pork chops…
#ICEMurders
#NRA
January 25, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Someone should conduct a wellness check on the NRA…..
I guess the 2nd Commandment only applies to sniveling little rightwing pork chops…
#ICEMurders
#NRA
I guess the 2nd Commandment only applies to sniveling little rightwing pork chops…
#ICEMurders
#NRA
Before my friends in the north snicker too hard, in the south, this is considered whiteout conditions….
#Snowmageddon2026
#Snowmageddon2026
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Before my friends in the north snicker too hard, in the south, this is considered whiteout conditions….
#Snowmageddon2026
#Snowmageddon2026
January 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
January 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Well, this is awkward….
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Well, this is awkward….
