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armchairprez.bsky.social
armchairprez
@armchairprez.bsky.social
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Army Vet. Expat-in-training. ANTIFA Branch Manager, Shia-Atheist, Lake living, bourbon swilling, trump (and supporters) hatin’, man about town. Two-consenting-adults-ally. Swore off social media, but apparently my need to be heard is acute…#ENTJ LKN, NC
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 19d
Can we go ahead and pick a city in the U.S. to rename as “Nuremberg?”
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 1d
Life is about balance (I read somewhere) 🤣
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 1d
Side hustle. 🤣
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 1d
Do those guys look like they drink Diet Coke? 🤣
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 1d
They probably flew their confederate flags at half mast.
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 1d
They trace Jr’s Cocaine Uber Eats orders…
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 1d
More like Ed Martyr
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 1d
Prior to doing Burpees, these guys guzzle two 32 ounce bottles of Coke
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 1d
Where? I can’t see them.
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 1d
Hey Libs! If ANTIFA isn’t an organization, how do you explain me winning this award?!?!?
You can’t!!!

#NoKings
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 2d
The storm inside my head:

Dr. Phillow
Dr. Phillow Guy
My Phillow

Take your pick. 🤣
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 2d
Trump’s DOJ: “Wait. Since when do we need proof of a crime.”
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 2d
Dr. Phillow
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 3d
I’m guessing none of those are made in ‘murica.
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 3d
She forgot to add “You’re welcome.”
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 3d
Welcome to the concept of “self-inflicted wound.”
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 3d
I’d settle for either Bush again, if it meant getting rid of this cataclysmic failure.
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 4d
He lives in Martin Van Buren’s shadow
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 4d
“….hold the assisted.”
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 4d
If I don’t, who will? 😄
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 4d
If it’s any consolation, I had to wear a hoodie. 😄
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 5d
If it’s a day that ends in “y” it’s boat day!
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 5d
Just when I thought I couldn’t love her any more….
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 5d
I need one of those “life is good” tee-shirts.
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 5d
My grandfather used to say:

“A bit dog’ll bark.”
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armchairprez @armchairprez.bsky.social · 5d
…at least a bag of flies.
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