Regular Arkansas Hooty Owl
@arktraveler.bsky.social
Unpaid professional, expert, and consulting philosopher.
He’s concentrating.
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
He’s concentrating.
Trump picked out his urn.
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Trump picked out his urn.
How about you come down here and let me help you find a place to stick that medal? Spoiler alert, it’s your big fat ass!
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
How about you come down here and let me help you find a place to stick that medal? Spoiler alert, it’s your big fat ass!
Your honor, I can’t do jury duty on account of I have to officiate a wedding at the dog track today.
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Your honor, I can’t do jury duty on account of I have to officiate a wedding at the dog track today.
If you wear your tie long enough, people don’t notice your gut, and you ought to try orange spray on your face, chicks dig it.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
If you wear your tie long enough, people don’t notice your gut, and you ought to try orange spray on your face, chicks dig it.”
No, Pie are round. Cobbler are square.
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
No, Pie are round. Cobbler are square.
Maybe I’m standing because I have bone spurs on my ass, what does it matter to you?
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Maybe I’m standing because I have bone spurs on my ass, what does it matter to you?
No sir, I’m going to stand up and keep talking.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
No sir, I’m going to stand up and keep talking.
Idea for a new invention…A neck girdle.
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Idea for a new invention…A neck girdle.
Your honor, I can’t do jury duty, because it is against my religion to judge people.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Your honor, I can’t do jury duty, because it is against my religion to judge people.
Trump is sending $40 billion to Argentina because he likes their President’s hair. Prove me wrong.
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Trump is sending $40 billion to Argentina because he likes their President’s hair. Prove me wrong.
Trump ate Epstein
July 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Trump ate Epstein
New competitive sport?
May 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
New competitive sport?
I thought it might be is weirdness
April 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I thought it might be is weirdness
The mutant Trump moth.
April 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The mutant Trump moth.
Koko Taylor and Lightning Hopkins
December 15, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Koko Taylor and Lightning Hopkins