Prodigal Frankenstein
@arkenstein.bsky.social
All views my own.
Big nerd, bigger bag of hobbies. Will punch a grue if it gets too familiar.
Expect all kinds of odds and bodkins in here.
🔞 for language and other grownup business
Big nerd, bigger bag of hobbies. Will punch a grue if it gets too familiar.
Expect all kinds of odds and bodkins in here.
🔞 for language and other grownup business
Pinned
Quick intro for the curious:
-Gen X'er in Oakland, born and raised in NJ, rebuilt myself in SF
- Data geek
-Mixed media artist
-Part of the "Yes you can be married and still be Pan" contingent.
-Very Pro 🏳️🌈+🏳️⚧️
-Horror/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Gaming
-Learned to read from my Dad’s Marvel Horror comics)
-Gen X'er in Oakland, born and raised in NJ, rebuilt myself in SF
- Data geek
-Mixed media artist
-Part of the "Yes you can be married and still be Pan" contingent.
-Very Pro 🏳️🌈+🏳️⚧️
-Horror/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Gaming
-Learned to read from my Dad’s Marvel Horror comics)
Also this is recorded footage of Marley sleeping between my legs last night
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Also this is recorded footage of Marley sleeping between my legs last night
“Tell ‘em Tiny Patel sent ya!”
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
“Tell ‘em Tiny Patel sent ya!”
Tipsy from the jazz clurb
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Tipsy from the jazz clurb
God sent his Son to live and die as a human being*.
God is not going to jack his Son into the Matrix.
*if you believe this sort of thing.
God is not going to jack his Son into the Matrix.
*if you believe this sort of thing.
AI Jesus? Rogan has jumped the shark, and that's saying something.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
God sent his Son to live and die as a human being*.
God is not going to jack his Son into the Matrix.
*if you believe this sort of thing.
God is not going to jack his Son into the Matrix.
*if you believe this sort of thing.
I’m going to eat dumplings until I become dumpling and then I’m gonna eat some more
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’m going to eat dumplings until I become dumpling and then I’m gonna eat some more
Robe control in effect
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Robe control in effect
One think about me…I’m fucking fancy as fuck
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
One think about me…I’m fucking fancy as fuck
My experience so far…
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My experience so far…
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Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
If you love this movie we can be friends
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
If you love this movie we can be friends
“You have something I want…”
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
“You have something I want…”
This is a butterfly throat tattoo and heavy eyebrows appreciation post.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is a butterfly throat tattoo and heavy eyebrows appreciation post.
If I ask you to help me in a caper I’m talking about this
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
If I ask you to help me in a caper I’m talking about this
I am a turkey hoagie-eating motherfucker and even *I* will say that I would not voluntarily choose turkey as the central Thanksgiving bird (given a choice).
It is, at best, a vessel for stuffing.
It is, at best, a vessel for stuffing.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I am a turkey hoagie-eating motherfucker and even *I* will say that I would not voluntarily choose turkey as the central Thanksgiving bird (given a choice).
It is, at best, a vessel for stuffing.
It is, at best, a vessel for stuffing.
MAHA is an inherently stupid acronym. Something that annoying to say can’t lead to better health.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
MAHA is an inherently stupid acronym. Something that annoying to say can’t lead to better health.
My King of Frowns
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My King of Frowns
I am basking in the glow of a truly majestic fried chicken sandwich from a local famous spot.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I am basking in the glow of a truly majestic fried chicken sandwich from a local famous spot.
🎶 His Pi was Raspberry, hooray! 🎶
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
🎶 His Pi was Raspberry, hooray! 🎶
I had a burrito.
He had a target.
He had a target.
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I had a burrito.
He had a target.
He had a target.
More and more the only real response is “Maaaannnn shut your corny ass up”
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
More and more the only real response is “Maaaannnn shut your corny ass up”
The struggle is real
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The struggle is real
I would burn down the world for this guy
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I would burn down the world for this guy
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
Latkes achieved. Breakfast beggel achieved.
But I ate too fast
But I ate too fast
a penguin is laying in a hospital bed with a hose attached to it and the words `` tummy hurts '' .
ALT: a penguin is laying in a hospital bed with a hose attached to it and the words `` tummy hurts '' .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Latkes achieved. Breakfast beggel achieved.
But I ate too fast
But I ate too fast